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      01-14-2016, 10:01 AM   #21055
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I may take a picture later if I can do it all nonchalant n shit.
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      01-14-2016, 10:04 AM   #21056
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I fucking wish.


I may take a picture later if I can do it all nonchalant n shit.
Too soon Junior...
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      01-14-2016, 10:15 AM   #21057
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Too soon Junior...
I was not being the least bit serious.



I need to start tagging serious and not serious posts.
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      01-14-2016, 10:20 AM   #21058
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I tried!

Someone in Louisiana won a million though. They had all the numbers except the last one.
Same in vbeach. All but the last number. I resisted buying tickets but GF bought 1, not the winner though. Gotta play to win.
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ATT store was no help, so now on phone with ATT support.


I did however meet the cute girl that works inside and we're getting a drink after work today. Not a total loss.
Nice work ace.
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      01-14-2016, 11:18 AM   #21060
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Why is there always one in every family?

My oldest son (not of my loin) always seems to show up when I am making bodily functions. Not long after I met his mother, we were all at some arcade. I'm in the bathroom contemplating my navel, behind a locked door, and he walks in. This scenario has been repeated often.

Now, he is bringing his GF into the act. Last night I take the dog out back to tinkle. To encourage her, I show her how to do it (from a standing position). I get a few seconds into my stream, and guess who comes driving up the driveway, lights illuminating the darkness that the dog and I were sharing. . .
How much experience do you have training dogs?

Because this is certainly NOT the way to do it....
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      01-14-2016, 11:26 AM   #21061
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How much experience do you have training dogs?

Because this is certainly NOT the way to do it....
I want to train my SON, the dog is pretty good.

And what's wrong with my dog training method? Now when we go outside, if I head towards the back she knows it's to use the grass. If I turn the opposite direction, she knows to hustle out to the street and make sure there are no people going to see me when I go to the mailbox. If they are there, she warns me with her bark.

Traint Good!!!
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      01-14-2016, 11:30 AM   #21062
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How much experience do you have training dogs?

Because this is certainly NOT the way to do it....
I want to train my SON, the dog is pretty good.

And what's wrong with my dog training method? Now when we go outside, if I head towards the back she knows it's to use the grass. If I turn the opposite direction, she knows to hustle out to the street and make sure there are no people going to see me when I go to the mailbox. If they are there, she warns me with her bark.

Traint Good!!!
Oh...son.

Yeah, fortunately for me - I have zero experience there
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ATT store was no help, so now on phone with ATT support.


I did however meet the cute girl that works inside and we're getting a drink after work today. Not a total loss.
In Roxboro, that must be a FIND.
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      01-14-2016, 12:11 PM   #21064
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In Roxboro, that must be a FIND.
It is indeed a rarity considering all the inbreds.
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Good evening buttercups !
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Good Morning Buttercups!
Good evening buttercups !
Call it a gut hunch but... Don't think it's going to work for you as it does for Sara...

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ATT store was no help, so now on phone with ATT support.


I did however meet the cute girl that works inside and we're getting a drink after work today. Not a total loss.
Pervert leg humper !
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      01-14-2016, 04:28 PM   #21068
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Call it a gut hunch but... Don't think it's going to work for you as it does for Sara...

May I have the permission from you to type some kind words on Bimmerpost ?
BTW....Tell me how you are today my friend ?
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Call it a gut hunch but... Don't think it's going to work for you as it does for Sara...

May I have the permission from you to type some kind words on Bimmerpost ?
BTW....Tell me how you are today my friend ?
Request has been denied?

I'm good, can't complain, just running around taking care of errands and packing... Thanks for asking...
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Good evening buttercups !
Good evening, Phil.
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Request has been denied?

I'm good, can't complain, just running around taking care of errands and packing... Thanks for asking...
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For 2016 I need to write steering program files and updates for the new suckers ...Oughhh , I see my first gray hair !
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Good evening, Phil.
That's what I call a real friend !!!
Thank you brother ! And for you I need to say....Good afternoon my friend .
11:52 PM here now and only now I have time for dinner ...Oughh !
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      01-14-2016, 05:10 PM   #21073
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That's what I call a real friend !!!
Thank you brother ! And for you I need to say....Good afternoon my friend .
11:52 PM here now and only now I have time for dinner ...Oughh !
Thank-you !
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Pervert leg humper !
To be fair, I only humped her in the bathroom at the restaurant, and it was not her leg.
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      01-14-2016, 05:17 PM   #21075
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BTW, i assume we will not have those member interviews anymore?
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BTW, i assume we will not have those member interviews anymore?
Tara quit OT, so someone else would have to interview everyone....




Which...., I wouldn't mind doing for shits and gigs. Did you do an interview? I'll interview you.
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