What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You know you've hit rock bottom when you start having sex with cars.

Facts ! Dude fucks Porsche ...

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

If you want to treat Hallmark Day as a special holiday, that's fine. But i still maintain if you have to spend money on a woman for this day, you're doing it wrong.

My dad and i are rebuilding the slot car track at his house. I'll be working solo tonight because he has to take her out to dinner. Sucker. Probably going to a place with a preset menu. lol

I like your style. Unfortunately, I don't think all women are wired the way your wife is.

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Speaking from experience i assume.


FYI, that was my Biorin impersonation.

Tonka, you bastard.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Facts ! Dude fucks Porsche ...

That was awkward to watch.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

That was awkward to watch.

Yeah , particular when he took it first from behind ..I was thinking the exhaust tips are too hot !

[Aatish]

One more reason to get 3.5in exhaust. To keep that guy away!

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Aatish

One more reason to get 3.5in exhaust. To keep that guy away!

But you'll make some chodey autophile a very happy man.

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by Aatish

One more reason to get 3.5in exhaust. To keep that guy away!

LMAO

[nyalpine90]

waffles n bacon sounds good

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I'd like to try and validate myself against your penis size, but all I can muster these days is a semi. Can you tell me what size your penis is when you have a semi? Don't lie!!

ahh, the ol' Joe Flaccid ?!?

well, you see tonkers wonkers, when i step out of a warm shower, the mighty mamba can be anywhere from 3-4.25", depending on how I'm feeling that evening...

however, directly after my mushroom tip's been sucked off (at least 4-8 times in succession), i can be anywhere from 0.5-1.5", but the girth increases to about 4" in cirCUMference

a lot has to do with my diet as well...

if my diet is high in meat (i.e., pussy), i tend to be bigger than if i follow a vegan/crossfit diet (i.e., hairy female butts)...

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by smoosh

ahh, the ol' Joe Flaccid ?!?

well, you see tonkers wonkers, when i step out of a warm shower, the mighty mamba can be anywhere from 3-4.25", depending on how I'm feeling that evening...

however, directly after my mushroom tip's been sucked off (at least 4-8 times in succession), i can be anywhere from 0.5-1.5", but the girth increases to about 4" in cirCUMference

a lot has to do with my diet as well...

if my diet is high in meat (i.e., pussy), i tend to be bigger than if i follow a vegan/crossfit diet (i.e., hairy female butts)...

uh... thanks.... i guess.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Right!? I wonder how much I've spent over the years on women. Actually, I probably don't want to know that

I went to the tattoo shop, so im banking on getting more ink for valentines day. Whatever I spent on someone else, have been spending even more on myself.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Happy VD !

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Happy VD !

Don't nobody want your venereal disease Belgie.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by Axius

I went to the tattoo shop, so im banking on getting more ink for valentines day. Whatever I spent on someone else, have been spending even more on myself.

Fresh ink for your move up here? One day in and girls were already checking out your tatts.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

Don't nobody want your venereal disease Belgie.

Save your energy Canada with your hot air farts ..

[F30lolz]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Happy VD !

Shit, I forgot to get wifey a 24 carrot ring. Looks like I'll be in the dog house.

However, I gave my mistress some envelopes.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by ///M Power-Belgium

Save your energy Canada with your hot air farts ..

WoeHaaaa
Hey, it's cold here, gotta keep warm somehow. Plus, I like to keep those global warming theorists happy, otherwise they're going to realize they've wasted their lives.

Originally Posted by F30lolz

Shit, I forgot to get wifey a 24 carrot ring. Looks like I'll be in the dog house.

Surely you could stop by quickly at the grocery store and pick up 24 carrots and tie the leaves together to get a shape resembling a ring? If that would make her happy.

However, if she was looking for a 24 carat ring, then I would not advise the above as it will surely result in a trip to the dog house.

[shockin330i]

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[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by shockin330i

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Saw this on Facebook earlier. Lol kind of accurate

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

Saw this on Facebook earlier. Lol kind of accurate

Extremely accurate haha

[Aatish]

Found this in the electronic waste bin at my building.

Missing a satellite speaker, but works perfectly! Satellite costs $15 on eBay.

Almost bought the system for $200 a year ago.

Legit made my day!

[Aatish]

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