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      07-20-2019, 09:27 PM   #4335
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      07-22-2019, 06:57 AM   #4336
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she actually responded and said she doesn't remember doing that.. maybe she was actually sleep walking?? Idk hard to believe
I wouldn't imagine her to be completely honest here. It's not as if she would just come out and say, "I'm a p.o.s. didn't give a shit about you, your carpet or what you think about me, so I just decided to piss in your floor."

I'm surprised she responded at all, considering the back story.
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I wouldn't imagine her to be completely honest here. It's not as if she would just come out and say, "I'm a p.o.s. didn't give a shit about you, your carpet or what you think about me, so I just decided to piss in your floor."

I'm surprised she responded at all, considering the back story.
because #female
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Assuming she isn't going to respond..
i bet she had flashback, lol
she will deny it, will contact her bff about what just happen lol
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      07-22-2019, 10:28 AM   #4339
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because #female
Nah. Not being sexist here. because #human condition.
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i just realized your handle spells "see my X6 go"

anyway - went on a date with a girl from school on saturday. the girl from the post above is my age, the older lady is a fling

so for the most part you didn't miss much since then i basically met a nice person that also happens to be very interested in me she's also hot and cute at the same time which results in an internal shitstorm

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      07-22-2019, 11:39 AM   #4341
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cmyx6go

i just realized your handle spells "see my X6 go"

anyway - went on a date with a girl from school on saturday. the girl from the post above is my age, the older lady is a fling

so for the most part you didn't miss much since then i basically met a nice person that also happens to be very interested in me she's also hot and cute at the same time which results in an internal shitstorm

Now_Rudi knows this VERY well (i really owe you a brewery at this point a six pack won't cut it)
You owe me nothing good sir. Just enjoy your youth and the experiences, it goes by quickly. Years from now, you'll be giving advice to younger lads as well. Just pay it forward.
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      07-22-2019, 12:42 PM   #4343
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cmyx6go

i just realized your handle spells "see my X6 go"

anyway - went on a date with a girl from school on saturday. the girl from the post above is my age, the older lady is a fling

so for the most part you didn't miss much since then i basically met a nice person that also happens to be very interested in me she's also hot and cute at the same time which results in an internal shitstorm

Now_Rudi knows this VERY well (i really owe you a brewery at this point a six pack won't cut it)
Seriously Not too quick on the uptake, huh? Do you have a new appreciation for me now that I'm not random initials and numbers.
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      07-22-2019, 02:09 PM   #4345
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cmyx6go

i just realized your handle spells "see my X6 go"

anyway - went on a date with a girl from school on saturday. the girl from the post above is my age, the older lady is a fling

so for the most part you didn't miss much since then i basically met a nice person that also happens to be very interested in me she's also hot and cute at the same time which results in an internal shitstorm

Now_Rudi knows this VERY well (i really owe you a brewery at this point a six pack won't cut it)
Seriously Not too quick on the uptake, huh? Do you have a new appreciation for me now that I'm not random initials and numbers.
oh yeah, i think i'm falling for you too

im just not as attentive as i could/should be lol
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      07-22-2019, 02:16 PM   #4346
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      07-22-2019, 02:23 PM   #4347
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All of my hero's have always been on BP-OT and you sir, have just moved to the top of the heap.

It's only happened one other time but here goes:

You sir, win The Internet for the whole freaking week. Anything else posted will be a distant second. And by distant I mean from here to Alpha Centuri distant.

Holy F'k.

You need to change your name to More_PSI McSavage.

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      07-22-2019, 03:06 PM   #4352
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Really?!?!?!? I'm not that old.

You just love pushing my buttons
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      07-22-2019, 03:28 PM   #4353
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Really?!?!?!? I'm not that old.

You just love pushing my buttons

I picture this going through Joekerr head right now:


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You just love pushing my buttons
It is quickly becoming a favourite pastime of mine. In fairness, this used to be Lups, but she's hiding in her house like a hermit pretending to work and isn't spending the same degree of time on these forums anymore.

She doesn't respond well to begging, but if you were to ask her nicely she might distract me with a juicy abortion or death penalty thread or something like that. Those get me every time.
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It is quickly becoming a favourite pastime of mine. In fairness, this used to be Lups, but she's hiding in her house like a hermit pretending to work and isn't spending the same degree of time on these forums anymore.

She doesn't respond well to begging, but if you were to ask her nicely she might distract me with a juicy abortion or death penalty thread or something like that. Those get me every time.
Oh fuck off. I just had a shower. I don't look like Donald Trump anymore, the brick dust was very orange.

I'll be around more soon. Maybe. If I survive shit autumn.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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