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      07-22-2019, 02:23 PM   #4335
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I know, I know, I'm an *expletive, expletive, expletive*. I haven't actually ever watched the movie, but it did have driving in the title....
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All of my hero's have always been on BP-OT and you sir, have just moved to the top of the heap.

It's only happened one other time but here goes:

You sir, win The Internet for the whole freaking week. Anything else posted will be a distant second. And by distant I mean from here to Alpha Centuri distant.

Holy F'k.

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      07-22-2019, 03:06 PM   #4340
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Really?!?!?!? I'm not that old.

You just love pushing my buttons
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      07-22-2019, 03:28 PM   #4341
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Really?!?!?!? I'm not that old.

You just love pushing my buttons

I picture this going through Joekerr head right now:


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You just love pushing my buttons
It is quickly becoming a favourite pastime of mine. In fairness, this used to be Lups, but she's hiding in her house like a hermit pretending to work and isn't spending the same degree of time on these forums anymore.

She doesn't respond well to begging, but if you were to ask her nicely she might distract me with a juicy abortion or death penalty thread or something like that. Those get me every time.
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It is quickly becoming a favourite pastime of mine. In fairness, this used to be Lups, but she's hiding in her house like a hermit pretending to work and isn't spending the same degree of time on these forums anymore.

She doesn't respond well to begging, but if you were to ask her nicely she might distract me with a juicy abortion or death penalty thread or something like that. Those get me every time.
Oh fuck off. I just had a shower. I don't look like Donald Trump anymore, the brick dust was very orange.

I'll be around more soon. Maybe. If I survive shit autumn.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      07-23-2019, 02:12 AM   #4344
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Autumn?? Welcome back in time
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      07-23-2019, 04:14 AM   #4345
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Dude, it's Finland. Our summer is 5 minutes long.
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      07-23-2019, 04:51 AM   #4346
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Back in 2004 I met this girl and we hung out a few days until she left with her sisters for a one week vacation. We weren’t serious, just having fun at first. Before I met her, I met some other girl a few weeks before. So she called me up wanting to hang out with her and her friend. I wasn’t in the mood to hang out but she begged so I’d figure WTH. I get picked up by her and her friend (both were cute) and we go down to Westchester County to some diner. Afterwards we go to some guys house who’s parents had a fairly new e39 and a new e46 M3.

Guy and I hit it off (no ghey)! and spent hours talking about bmws while the girls were laying down on the driveway listening to us chattering. I had to use the John and the girl who was on vacation called me and said that she missed me and wanted to take it to the next level.

I took the bait and now she’s my wife.

I go back outside and the girls wanted to leave. Never exchanged numbers with that guy but the ride home was awkward. Girls were mad that I didn’t give them any attention haha. So I get dropped off and about a 1/2 hour later I get a call from the girl I met a few weeks back and mentioned that her friend (the chick, not the guy) liked me and wanted my number.

I declined and the rest is history.

So not really a date but I guess a side story
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      07-23-2019, 05:45 AM   #4347
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for Run Silent too. As I hit submit reply I knew someone would go there, my money was on Now_Rudi though.

Good morning boys and girls. Freakin monsoon rain here today. It's a middle lane kind of day. Stay safe.
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      07-23-2019, 05:48 AM   #4348
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It is quickly becoming a favourite pastime of mine. In fairness, this used to be Lups, but she's hiding in her house like a hermit pretending to work and isn't spending the same degree of time on these forums anymore.

She doesn't respond well to begging, but if you were to ask her nicely she might distract me with a juicy abortion or death penalty thread or something like that. Those get me every time.
So in addition to not being able to drive because I'm female, and you busting my chops because I'm an old lady, I'm sloppy seconds because Lups is busy breaking/fixing something? You really have a way with the ladies.
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for Run Silent too. As I hit submit reply I knew someone would go there, my money was on Now_Rudi though.

Good morning boys and girls. Freakin monsoon rain here today. It's a middle lane kind of day. Stay safe.
Oh my mind went there! Not the "button(/s)" that crossed my mind though.

This particular instance I felt that my filthy thought was best left unsaid, but since you called me out......
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It's a middle lane kind of day.
I love this. I am so stealing this. It's like living in soup over here right now.
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      07-23-2019, 07:24 AM   #4351
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I love this. I am so stealing this. It's like living in soup over here right now.
It's the truth. I would rather drive in a snow storm than hydroplane. Freakin water ponding everywhere today.
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Oh my mind went there! Not the "button(/s)" that crossed my mind though.

This particular instance I felt that my filthy thought was best left unsaid, but since you called me out......
And another one

It's freakin not even 8:30am and I'm already at 3 slaps... It's going to be a good day.
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the weather here...

is BEAUTIFUL today. i drove the M340i with the windows down on the backroads (running late to work but who cares), god this car is a nasty nasty car i'm absolutely in love with the exhaust note
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the weather here...

is BEAUTIFUL today. i drove the M340i with the windows down on the backroads (running late to work but who cares), god this car is a nasty nasty car i'm absolutely in love with the exhaust note
Your first sentence reminds me of this song...

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And another one

It's freakin not even 8:30am and I'm already at 3 slaps... It's going to be a good day.
Oh come on now!!! That's just baiting (heh ). You tagged me, I replied and I get a slap. I think you just wanted to dish out some abuse this morning!

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I see someone else is a Parrot Head. Not one of his well known songs. I don't normally tell people this, but I've seen him live more times that I can remember. Always puts on an amazing show.
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