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      02-01-2016, 11:42 AM   #22265
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Physical pain - may not be as effective as emotional pain... Each individual is different... You have to find out what matters to them most in this world...

Axius - his penis...
Tonka - his booty
ASB - his finances
Belgium - his porn stash
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You forgot shoei...
I left you off as well on purpose so shut your pie hole...
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Physical pain - may not be as effective as emotional pain... Each individual is different... You have to find out what matters to them most in this world...

Axius - his penis...
BPOT Girls - Tonka's booty
ASB - his finances
Belgium - his porn stash
Lups - Peter II - err... Well I guess she won't succumb to torture now...
FTFY.
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I left you off as well on purpose so shut your pie hole...
I'll type it for you ...
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But this way you get both. Figure you're laying strapped down to a...., 30 or so foot conveyor that's slowly dragging you forward at say, .0025mph directly to a diamond tipped blade, balls/twat end first.


You have to deal with the fear that yes, you are going to die, and it's going to take a while to get there, so all you can do is stammer in your own mind whilst 100000 different things pass through your brain before you become halved.
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2" into the cut and they pass out. Where's the fun in that?
You stop the table, 1" into the cut. Or you inject them with somehting that would prevent them from passing out. Or you simply stop the table when they pass out, get some ammonia and wake them up again before restarting the table.

Oh yeah, Make the blade white hot so it cauterizes as it cuts.
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      02-01-2016, 12:01 PM   #22269
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But this way you get both. Figure you're laying strapped down to a...., 30 or so foot conveyor that's slowly dragging you forward at say, .0025mph directly to a diamond tipped blade, balls/twat end first.


You have to deal with the fear that yes, you are going to die, and it's going to take a while to get there, so all you can do is stammer in your own mind whilst 100000 different things pass through your brain before you become halved.
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2" into the cut and they pass out. Where's the fun in that?
You stop the table, 1" into the cut. Or you inject them with somehting that would prevent them from passing out. Or you simply stop the table when they pass out, get some ammonia and wake them up again before restarting the table.

Oh yeah, Make the blade white hot so it cauterizes as it cuts.
Strapped to a table. Adrenaline drip. Mirror over the table. Power tools. Scissors. Blow torch. Cauterizing plate.

Uhhhh...Law Abiding Citizen. The movie...
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      02-01-2016, 01:23 PM   #22271
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2" into the cut and they pass out. Where's the fun in that?
True. It was a poorly devised plan.
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I just noticed..., I've been walking around with my fly open all day...., no use zipping it up at this point, right?
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      02-01-2016, 01:54 PM   #22274
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"Oh my goodness, I had no idea my monster dong was hanging out of my pantaloons! That's so Axius!"
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      02-01-2016, 02:21 PM   #22275
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"Oh my goodness, I had no idea my monster dong was hanging out of my pantaloons! That's so Axius!"
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In Tampa this past weekend we had what we call Gasparilla. It's a party holiday similar to Mardi Gras. There is a kids parade, a day parade, a night parade, a boat parade, a half marathon, 5k, etc.... People exchange beads for boobs and dress up in costumes to run in the races.... Pic of boat parade.



This past weekend was the night parade and at some point in the weekend someone, presumably drunk, launched themselves and their car over the septic drain field mound in front of my building. They somehow lost control crossed the sidewalk while looking like they broke the bead on their left front tire and went up the mound (about 3' high) at an angle. They got themselves air born for a short distance and landed on the opposite side of the mound where it appears they broke the bead on both right side tires as their wheels left 1/2" deep gouges in the asphalt as they missed driving into my office by about 8'. The proceeded to make the skidding arch and ended up going over two parking bumps and through a few bushes, narrowly missing a telephone pole and ending up back out on the street.

Close call for me, but i'm assuming that person's got a nasty smell in their car. Though someone having the cognitive decision making skills to make the necessary steering corrections to miss the building makes me think there is a slight possibility that maneuver started with "watch this!". lol

Point of approach...


Table top area showing no tire marks (airborne)


Landing area...


Looking back...




Dismount area...


You can see the nice large arch from where i'm standing to the exit point over by the roll of carpet.
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      02-01-2016, 03:19 PM   #22277
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"watch this!". lol


Pics of the damage?
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      02-01-2016, 03:23 PM   #22278
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People exchange beads for boobs


And he fucking sends us pics of the boat parade.

YOU

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And he fucking sends us pics of the boat parade.

YOU

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Geez, sorry. See the edit above.
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Since there is no *** Official All Things Racing *** thread.... i'll post these here.













































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I have to say that i was kind of pissed that Axius and ASBSECU E93 were at the race and didn't say anything. Didn't know that ASB smoked either....

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Oooh. I almost forgot one of my favorites. Took me about 15 laps to get this shot.

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I have to say that i was kind of pissed that Axius and ASBSECU E93 were at the race and didn't say anything. Didn't know that ASB smoked either....

DAMMIT Tonka Donk!!!

I have been trying to keep a low profile of late.....

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DAMMIT Tonka Donk!!!

I have been trying to keep a low profile of late.....

Pall Mall....no filter if you must know
Well, actually. I have a nice luscious beard and I smoke Newports, so I think I'm the nice burly man without the dual ear piercings on the right.


Although, I do have tattoos and enjoy a decent bush, so I guess it's up in the air.
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