What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

smoosh · 08-12-2016, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

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Originally Posted by smoosh

Holy shit you're right...

I legit thought that was you

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Dawww don't be so harsh on yourself, buttercup

You are a retard. Wish I was looking lIke that. Need drugs

If you promise to inject your quads, hammies, and calves first, I will purchase you drugs myself

1MOREMOD · 08-12-2016, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by smoosh

If you promise to inject your quads, hammies, and calves first, I will purchase you drugs myself

Won't help, maybe synthol

Mr.SugarSkulls · 08-13-2016, 02:01 AM

You two just need to add clenbuterol without the roids- and you'll lean out with some nice lean muscle/no fat/insane vascularity

2 weeks on, 2 weeks off

shoei · 08-13-2016, 02:56 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

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Originally Posted by Aatish

Helped my buddy pick this up in Kentucky. Just got back home. Nice to see him happy

This thing runs 155 from a dig in a 1/2 mile....ask me how I know.

This is what you see in your nightmares, isn't it?? Same view also of her taillights...

When you can't keep up with a soccer mom...

jtodd_fl · 08-13-2016, 07:19 AM

@Mr Tonka You should get one of these printed.

Mike. · 08-13-2016, 09:12 AM

What other stuff should I do to my car..help

HM. I got the tune, tints and performance spoiler.. Its sitting at ~350 whp if I am going off a dyno someone posted in the tune thread...

No exhaust or catless downpipes..

Should I go Enzo tune?!

bimmette · 08-13-2016, 09:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

What other stuff should I do to my car..help

HM. I got the tune, tints and performance spoiler.. Its sitting at ~350 whp if I am going off a dyno someone posted in the tune thread...

No exhaust or catless downpipes..

Should I go Enzo tune?!

New wheels,black out chrome trim, springs, front lip... but that's just my opinion

Mike. · 08-13-2016, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

New wheels,black out chrome trim, springs, front lip... but that's just my opinion

I was actually thinking of springs and a lip.

I just dont know if the lip fits the "luxury bumper".. Im so confooosed on these slight bumper differences

swagon · 08-13-2016, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

What other stuff should I do to my car..help

HM. I got the tune, tints and performance spoiler.. Its sitting at ~350 whp if I am going off a dyno someone posted in the tune thread...

No exhaust or catless downpipes..

Should I go Enzo tune?!

Suspension, for sure.

jtodd_fl · 08-13-2016, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

New wheels,black out chrome trim, springs, front lip... but that's just my opinion

Black out is a must. Dude. Blue/black is hot. Springs would be cool. Also - powah...mo powah... So yeah, exhaust.

Fix that stance too - I recommend 8 degrees of camber - for grip, you know

shoei · 08-13-2016, 09:46 AM

Like this guy...

Aatish · 08-13-2016, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike.

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Originally Posted by bimmette

New wheels,black out chrome trim, springs, front lip... but that's just my opinion

I was actually thinking of springs and a lip.

I just dont know if the lip fits the "luxury bumper".. Im so confooosed on these slight bumper differences

M-Sport bumper + springs + axle back exhaust.

Axius · 08-13-2016, 12:02 PM

Bout to hit up the beach tomorrow, showcase beer belly and ride some huge 1-2 ft waves.

Dang3r · 08-13-2016, 01:04 PM

Just back from the balcony and took a loooong sunbath. The only things whats really annoying are the damn loud kids from the neighborhood...

Mr Tonka · 08-13-2016, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

@Mr Tonka You should get one of these printed.

The correct number of bicycles to own is N+1. N of course equals the current number of bicycles you own.

I'm actually on the hunt for a new one. Well, I'm replacing one with a new one.

The Choosey begger · 08-13-2016, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Like this guy...

What are you driving, bud?

The Choosey begger · 08-13-2016, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dang3r

Just back from the balcony and took a loooong sunbath. The only things whats really annoying are the damn loud kids from the neighborhood...

Sunbathing?

i thought you were a guy.

You live in Munich, right?

Axius · 08-13-2016, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

Sunbathing?

i thought you were a guy.

You live in Munich, right?

I tan on the beach, dont nobody wanna look at a pasty mother fucker. Poor gingers.

The Choosey begger · 08-13-2016, 04:17 PM

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I tan on the beach, dont nobody wanna look at a pasty mother fucker. Poor gingers.

I have a horrible farmer's tan and sock tan lines from running outside in the sun.

shoei · 08-13-2016, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

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Originally Posted by shoei

Like this guy...

What are you driving, bud?

I don't remember... Something I found on the side of the road with the key fob sitting in the cup holder...

(See how times have changed?? I can't say keys sticking out of the ignition for them old cars... Well, except for silvergray545 I guess, the rest of us it's not applicable...)

(PS - in before Aatish posts pics of his ferrari... Yes, we all know ferrari's don't have key fobs...)

Axius · 08-13-2016, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by anglo

I have a horrible farmer's tan and sock tan lines from running outside in the sun.

I usually have a tank top tan from riding the motorcycle, gotta even that shit out and keep it that way. Trying to look like ghandi.

The Choosey begger · 08-13-2016, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

I don't remember... Something I found on the side of the road with the key fob sitting in the cup holder...

(See how times have changed?? I can't say keys sticking out of the ignition for them old cars... Well, except for silvergray545 I guess, the rest of us it's not applicable...)

(PS - in before Aatish posts pics of his ferrari... Yes, we all know ferrari's don't have key fobs...)

You keep a low profile, you wanna be treated jst like one of the guys. Smart!

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Mike. Mike: Everyone's Pal 2042 Rep 2,972 Posts Drives: F80 M3 Join Date: May 2013 Location: Eastern Long Island iTrader: (5) Garage List 2013 BMW 335xi [10.00]	What other stuff should I do to my car..help HM. I got the tune, tints and performance spoiler.. Its sitting at ~350 whp if I am going off a dyno someone posted in the tune thread... No exhaust or catless downpipes.. Should I go Enzo tune?! __________________ Alpine MSS Stage 2+ E30 tune\|MST Intakes\|VRSF Single Mid Pipe\|Agency Power Intercooler\|VTT Full solution crank hub fix
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Axius Banned 4202 Rep 216 Posts Drives: 612 Scaglietti Join Date: Sep 2015 Location: Watch Me NayNay iTrader: (0)	Bout to hit up the beach tomorrow, showcase beer belly and ride some huge 1-2 ft waves.
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Dang3r Schmollbraten 12512 Rep 1,985 Posts Drives: M4CPC // HP4 Comp. Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Liandri Central Core iTrader: (0)	Just back from the balcony and took a loooong sunbath. The only things whats really annoying are the damn loud kids from the neighborhood... __________________ Citizen of ///M - Town, where too much is just right Some say, that my scrotum has its own small gravity field and when Im slowing down that brake lights come on at my buttox
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