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      08-10-2016, 02:03 PM   #1101
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      08-10-2016, 02:05 PM   #1102
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      08-10-2016, 02:08 PM   #1103
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I'll see about them on the drive home....anyone want to ride with me?

With the windows up in the car?

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I was apparently an after thought, inserted for almost no purpose at all.
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      08-10-2016, 02:18 PM   #1106
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I was apparently an after thought, inserted for almost no purpose at all.[/COLOR]
You're catching on.
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      08-10-2016, 02:22 PM   #1107
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Look at you today... All mean and shiet, taking shots at everybody... Who pissed in your protein drink?

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      08-10-2016, 02:24 PM   #1108
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      08-10-2016, 02:25 PM   #1109
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shoei - real men aren't afraid to own Vert's....
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      08-10-2016, 02:29 PM   #1110
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shoei - real men aren't afraid to own Vert's....
They are smart enough to avoid them?
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      08-10-2016, 02:30 PM   #1111
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If you have defender 90, scout, land cruiser or similar I will allow it
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      08-10-2016, 02:37 PM   #1112
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Come on 1MOREMOD - Don't be jelly!!

You know you secretly want a vert alien craft to cruise around in...
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      08-10-2016, 02:38 PM   #1113
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      08-10-2016, 02:51 PM   #1114
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      08-10-2016, 03:07 PM   #1115
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shoei - real men aren't afraid to own Vert's....
They are smart enough to avoid them?
Truth...
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      08-10-2016, 04:42 PM   #1117
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Please refer to personal experience, gentlemen.

Mike. silvergray545 Aatish Verbiage EALm4 Mr.SugarSkulls fellas, this is what we have to look forward to: crossword puzzles and knitting. Enjoy it while you can. bimmette F87LUV Biorin C5driver Ladies, duly note the above. KEEP THE MOTHBALLS AWAY. Can't have a pre-retirement home smell emitting from your home pre-retirement. UncleWede Uncle, any tips for us all?

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      08-10-2016, 06:22 PM   #1119
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      08-10-2016, 06:46 PM   #1121
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      08-10-2016, 06:49 PM   #1122
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