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      07-10-2015, 04:47 PM   #11133
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      07-10-2015, 04:47 PM   #11134
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That was not directed towards you.

You're my 206 brother. Even if you did wish fat elbow grease on me/ youd still be my dawg, dawg!
Ahh hell yeah, 206 in the houseee!
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Hey hey! I'm working on it!!!!!!!
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I got nothing. Literally. Lol
"I'd slap you, but I wouldn't want to get little bitch on my hand"
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I think you're leghumper #9 and have a lot of work to do
Probably most of us .
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      07-10-2015, 04:56 PM   #11137
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Probably most of us .
Maybe, but not me.
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      07-10-2015, 05:02 PM   #11138
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She's a cutie, but engaged/married women are off my radar.

It's one thing to fuck with a mans gf, but if he's put a ring on it- even I have some boundaries
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      07-10-2015, 05:06 PM   #11139
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"I'd slap you, but I wouldn't want to get little bitch on my hand"
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No worries...I'll just leave this here again so there is no misunderstanding on what a world class Badonkadonk looks like
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      07-10-2015, 05:09 PM   #11140
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No worries...I'll just leave this here again so there is no misunderstanding on what a world class Badonkadonk looks like
Let's talk about round...
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Paging the haters, mr prena, asuabs93, bullyboy(killed in action)



Thanks for the page. Sara504 initially posted the leg photo on my quote to compare the skin color of jet girl vs her skin.

I've seen that already. thanks anyways. Now, please feel free to page fanboys.


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      07-10-2015, 05:41 PM   #11142
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Oh and to all you assholes hoping I got sat next to two fat people-

I had a whole row to myself.
The flight attendants had to clear out an entire row for your ego.
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Oh and to all you assholes hoping I got sat next to two fat people-

I had a whole row to myself.
The flight attendants had to clear out an entire row for your ego.
if by ego you mean the size of my cock, then you are ABSOLUTELY correct

God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
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if by ego you mean the size of my cock, then you are ABSOLUTELY correct

God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
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      07-10-2015, 05:50 PM   #11145
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God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
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LOL I seriously love you.

No homo, all homo, kind of homo- I don't care. I just do.
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God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
As in, one row for the scanning electron microscope assembly to see said cock?
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if by ego you mean the size of my cock, then you are ABSOLUTELY correct

God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
As in, one row for the scanning electron microscope?
Biggggg words coming from an Asian dude
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Dude right?

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Biggggg words coming from an Asian dude
If you must know, don't forget I'm part Gringo, and that part hasn't been hit by Asian genetics.
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Biggggg words coming from an Asian dude
If you must know, don't forget I'm part Gringo, and that part hasn't been hit by Asian genetics.
TMI brah, tmi.
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God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
Why would they ban you?



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if by ego you mean the size of my cock, then you are ABSOLUTELY correct

God I hope I don't get banned for that- but if I do- IT WAS WORTH IT.
Why would they ban you?



LOLLLLLL.

That's it- you win post of the day.
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Dude right?

It's been a minute since OT actually made me laugh.
Thanks to @///M-Power Belgium, it was all possible.

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As in, one row for the scanning electron microscope assembly to see said cock?
LOL, microscope itself would've been funny, but "electron microscope?"

Does those electron microscope measure as low as nano-meter (nm) ? or Angstrom (1 Å)?
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