Driving with Exercise Shoes

randomquickness · 12-21-2009, 09:14 PM

Smokey · 12-21-2009, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by randomquickness

oasis3582 · 12-21-2009, 09:23 PM

Hahah amazing thread.

shawshank772 · 12-21-2009, 09:42 PM

I didnt think it it could get any better after the dildo in the clown shoe..I have been corrected. The picture of the OP is classic.

Gene Hanscomb · 12-21-2009, 09:48 PM

For some reason I feel like the butt of the joke in this thread and all I'm trying to do is drive safely in exercise shoes. An extra pair of shoes would be the easy answer if all other things were equal.

The fact of the matter is that I have a bright red groove in my stomach from the steering wheel of the 135i and I enjoy this car too much to let that stop me. Based on my research, I think exercise shoes can really solve my problems.

I need to think about quitting the gold clearinghouse but the hours are good and the pay is decent despite the violation of my human rights as I leave the compound. It is mainly one guy and I think he might have an unnatural compulsion. I'm uncomfortable with his freedom fingers.

AlBel1214 · 12-21-2009, 09:53 PM

This is so awesome...

newlayer · 12-21-2009, 10:02 PM

shawshank772 · 12-21-2009, 11:31 PM

LOL FREEDOM FINGERS FTW!!! They go hand in hand with green dildos.

BlackFlash · 12-21-2009, 11:51 PM

hahaha, this is the most entertainment I've gotten out of this board since Muffnbluff started comparing the size of turbos

Yvette · 12-22-2009, 12:04 AM

is this serious?

993 911 · 12-22-2009, 01:35 AM

Exercise shoes? Those are some BS shoes. Shoes are only "exercise shoes" if they are on your feet as you walk you butt into the gym or if you lace them up before a run. Wearing some "As Seen on TV" goof boots hoping they help shape your calves is ridiculous, and the fact that they are ruining your daily commute and wife's belongings is even more ridiculous.

Get some Nikes or New Balance training shoes, a gym membership, and call it a day. Your ticket and smashed tree could have paid for a few pairs and a years dues at a fitness center.

I wish you the best in your quest to lose weight, but those won't do much for you.

ORIGIN M. · 12-22-2009, 01:55 AM

Sounds like sudden excelleration syndrome, I'd get yourself a lawyer..

Robert · 12-22-2009, 03:06 AM

Drive with bare foot.

Leilani · 12-22-2009, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by newlayer

newlayer

ptack · 12-22-2009, 07:31 AM

Hmmm, perhaps you could hire a "little person" to operate the pedals for you as you drive.

Lexington · 12-22-2009, 08:02 AM

Cabin fever setting in early this winter.

Gene Hanscomb · 12-22-2009, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by 993 911

Exercise shoes? Those are some BS shoes. Shoes are only "exercise shoes" if they are on your feet as you walk you butt into the gym or if you lace them up before a run. Wearing some "As Seen on TV" goof boots hoping they help shape your calves is ridiculous, and the fact that they are ruining your daily commute and wife's belongings is even more ridiculous.

Get some Nikes or New Balance training shoes, a gym membership, and call it a day. Your ticket and smashed tree could have paid for a few pairs and a years dues at a fitness center.

I wish you the best in your quest to lose weight, but those won't do much for you.

I'm going to give them a try. I've tried the gym, diets, hypnotists, acupuncture, smoking and various other things and I'm determined to get this done (smoking worked the best). I think exercise shoes might be the answer. The cash for gold industry is booming right now so I need a solution that minimizes my away-from-work time.

993 911 · 12-22-2009, 11:20 AM

Well these shoes are going to do little to change the amount of calories you take in / burn, and I doubt they will promote serious muscle development.

Perhaps you should try taking a thermogenic supplement while on a 6-meal, high protein diet. Aerboic exercise always helps, and if you build muscle you will increase the amount of calories your body burns while you sit around.

I'm sure you know this stuff, just reminding you!

AlBel1214 · 12-22-2009, 11:52 AM

More cushion for the pushin!... stay the way you are I am sure you will find a nice big lady to go home with...

1speedbike · 12-22-2009, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by newlayer

shawshank772 · 12-22-2009, 04:38 PM

^^^^^^^Does someone know how to make this into an avatar?^^^^^ I so want to use it!

ESC OFF · 12-22-2009, 05:14 PM

I don't understand the problem, I regularly drive my car wearing roller blades, hockey skates or ski boots...I've found that any type of extended sole makes doing the old heel and toe much easier.

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Gene Hanscomb New Member 5 Rep 28 Posts Drives: Join Date: Sep 2007 iTrader: (0)	... For some reason I feel like the butt of the joke in this thread and all I'm trying to do is drive safely in exercise shoes. An extra pair of shoes would be the easy answer if all other things were equal. The fact of the matter is that I have a bright red groove in my stomach from the steering wheel of the 135i and I enjoy this car too much to let that stop me. Based on my research, I think exercise shoes can really solve my problems. I need to think about quitting the gold clearinghouse but the hours are good and the pay is decent despite the violation of my human rights as I leave the compound. It is mainly one guy and I think he might have an unnatural compulsion. I'm uncomfortable with his freedom fingers.
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993 911 Captain 47 Rep 882 Posts Drives: Z3M, F31, G07 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Portland iTrader: (0)	Exercise shoes? Those are some BS shoes. Shoes are only "exercise shoes" if they are on your feet as you walk you butt into the gym or if you lace them up before a run. Wearing some "As Seen on TV" goof boots hoping they help shape your calves is ridiculous, and the fact that they are ruining your daily commute and wife's belongings is even more ridiculous. Get some Nikes or New Balance training shoes, a gym membership, and call it a day. Your ticket and smashed tree could have paid for a few pairs and a years dues at a fitness center. I wish you the best in your quest to lose weight, but those won't do much for you.
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ORIGIN M. Banned 3160 Rep 9,134 Posts Drives: ///M Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Northern Hemisphere iTrader: (0)	Sounds like sudden excelleration syndrome, I'd get yourself a lawyer..
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12-22-2009, 03:06 AM	#57
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12-22-2009, 11:20 AM	#62
993 911 Captain 47 Rep 882 Posts Drives: Z3M, F31, G07 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Portland iTrader: (0)	Well these shoes are going to do little to change the amount of calories you take in / burn, and I doubt they will promote serious muscle development. Perhaps you should try taking a thermogenic supplement while on a 6-meal, high protein diet. Aerboic exercise always helps, and if you build muscle you will increase the amount of calories your body burns while you sit around. I'm sure you know this stuff, just reminding you!
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AlBel1214 Major 52 Rep 1,118 Posts Drives: past 135i, now c6, future M3?? Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Philly iTrader: (0)	More cushion for the pushin!... stay the way you are I am sure you will find a nice big lady to go home with... __________________ -----LS3 C6----- *z51 suspension,* *NPP dual mode exhaust(wild2mild),20% tint,* zr1 replica wheels, gloss black fender stripes** R.I.P SGM 135i w/ some mods
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ESC OFF Major 40 Rep 1,058 Posts Drives: 1M, CaymanS, 914, 500 Abarth Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Chicago iTrader: (0)	I don't understand the problem, I regularly drive my car wearing roller blades, hockey skates or ski boots...I've found that any type of extended sole makes doing the old heel and toe much easier. __________________ The faster you go, the better it feels
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