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      02-01-2016, 12:38 AM   #22243
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Bring it back for one like this? :

The White Tiger is cooler than that.
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      02-01-2016, 12:39 AM   #22244
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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The White Tiger is cooler than that.
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      02-01-2016, 12:45 AM   #22246
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The White Tiger is cooler than that.
That was white and doesn't have the start/stop switch, which will fix your problem.

Look...I'm a problem solving kinda guy, princess...you could easily drive this without distractions like a clutch and the shift thingy.
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That was white and doesn't have the start/stop switch, which will fix your problem.

Look...I'm a problem solving kinda guy, princess...you could easily drive this without distractions like a clutch and the shift thingy.
Shut up. The White Tiger is cooler than an M6.
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5th GTLM

6th GTD

They got some work to do. So do the Ford GT cars.

It's amazing how not too long ago that race was all about taking it easy, staying on the lead lap and then when it was 3-4 hours from the finish, sprint!

These days it's a 24hr sprint!
Impressive that GTLM 1-2 finished less than 100th of a second apart and 3rd place on the lead lapse well. 1st - 3rd in GTD finished within a few seconds of each other too. Pretty remarkable.
Fantastic observation.
When I think about where Formula One has gone, WEC has become much more attractive. Formula One has done exactly the opposite and continue to promulgate regulations that damage competitiveness and reduce the perceived and real value of the product.

I have been a huge racing fan since I was 6 years old. As an adult I have developed into a pretty decent driver with a hundreds laps at 2 FIA Grade 1 tracks, 3 Grade 2 tracks and several private circuits. The ability to watch cars being driven to their fullest potential is one of my favorite activities and currently there are only 2 places to really do this in top-tier international automobile racing: The WEC and WRC, IMHO.

This is the direction racing should go. The ridiculous eco-aero-power unit formulae that don't allow REAL RACING to take place for the scheduled duration of the event are damaging the sport and causing the loss of fans.

I love the direction that the technology has taken, just not the application of the regulations.

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Lups does have quite a potty mouth.
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      02-01-2016, 06:53 AM   #22251
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Lups does have quite a purdy mouth.
Ftfy :
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Shut up. The White Tiger is cooler than an M6.
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Who's bright idea was it to put the heaviest wood ever grown Into my fucking ceiling!!!!

I give you the permission to shoot the fucker.
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Who's bright idea was it to put the heaviest wood ever grown Into my fucking ceiling!!!!

I give you the permission to shoot the fucker.
Can I torture them? I've got some ideas...
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Can I torture them? I've got some ideas...
Yes. And please do a good job.

Fuck I hate myself right abt now.
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      02-01-2016, 10:51 AM   #22258
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Can I torture them? I've got some ideas...
Yes. And please do a good job.

Fuck I hate myself right abt now.
I've been practicing on shark fishermen, so yeah...excellence and habits and all
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Can I torture them? I've got some ideas...
Tie em to the table and slowly feed them through a table saw. In fact, the same one they used to cut those ceiling beams she is bitching about.
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Tie em to the table and slowly feed them through a table saw. In fact, the same one they used to cut those ceiling beams she is bitching about.
Torture is more about fear than pain. Or so I was told...
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Torture is more about fear than pain. Or so I was told...
But this way you get both. Figure you're laying strapped down to a...., 30 or so foot conveyor that's slowly dragging you forward at say, .0025mph directly to a diamond tipped blade, balls/twat end first.


You have to deal with the fear that yes, you are going to die, and it's going to take a while to get there, so all you can do is stammer in your own mind whilst 100000 different things pass through your brain before you become halved.
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But this way you get both. Figure you're laying strapped down to a...., 30 or so foot conveyor that's slowly dragging you forward at say, .0025mph directly to a diamond tipped blade, balls/twat end first.


You have to deal with the fear that yes, you are going to die, and it's going to take a while to get there, so all you can do is stammer in your own mind whilst 100000 different things pass through your brain before you become halved.
2" into the cut and they pass out. Where's the fun in that?
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Tie em to the table and slowly feed them through a table saw. In fact, the same one they used to cut those ceiling beams she is bitching about.
Torture is more about fear than pain. Or so I was told...
Physical pain - may not be as effective as emotional pain... Each individual is different... You have to find out what matters to them most in this world...

Axius - his penis...
Tonka - his booty
ASB - his finances
Belgium - his porn stash
Lups - Peter II - err... Well I guess she won't succumb to torture now...
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Physical pain - may not be as effective as emotional pain... Each individual is different... You have to find out what matters to them most in this world...

Axius - his penis...
Tonka - his booty
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Belgium - his porn stash
Lups - Peter II - err... Well I guess she won't succumb to torture now...
You forgot shoei...
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