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      12-22-2016, 12:37 PM   #44265
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Not for Anna , I was talking doggy about your 1993 chick pic
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Here she is
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Chick in the first one is on point. This my chick fa sho right here though;
Would wife. Parents would disown. Worth it.
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Exactly why she's my dream girl, old grasshoppa!
Omg, you're not bringing her over for the dinner with my sil. My sil would die.

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      12-22-2016, 12:48 PM   #44270
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Would wife. Parents would disown. Worth it.
Not sure what my parents would think. I'd expect they wouldn't care since I'm slowly getting more and more covered and haven't said anything.

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I would bring her everywhere, and yet never let her leave the house. Chained to the bed except for date nights.
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Here she is
She looks friendly , but if she's hot ..You need to find out my friend .
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      12-22-2016, 12:56 PM   #44272
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My supervisor looks like a younger version of Cameron Diaz but is such a bitch lol. My other boss isn't worth a pic and she's so uptight and 'phat' that she isn't worth a pic.
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      12-22-2016, 12:57 PM   #44273
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She looks friendly , but if she's hot ..You need to find out my friend .
She's married with two kids. If I were single and if she were single, MAYBE.
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She's married with two kids. If I were single and if she were single, MAYBE.
Too much" If" sounds always like a no go ...
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      12-22-2016, 01:37 PM   #44276
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That's the hottest post-op tranny I could say I've been with then.
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That's the hottest post-op tranny I could say I've been with then.
William and she ?
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William and she ?
Pic comes from a tranny site...
Probably a tranny. Whether she is or not, not my type. No tattoos. Would not bang that tranny.


Also, the fact you visit tranny sites is not only disturbing, it's actually not shocking in the least.
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Probably a tranny. Whether she is or not, not my type. No tattoos. Would not bang that tranny.


Also, the fact you visit tranny sites is not only disturbing, it's actually not shocking in the least.
I would never try to bang a tranny , but with some you can only find out in bed when it was good and expensive work . I confess some look really hot and beautiful !
When I imagine ...The dick is cut off , I'm feeling sick !
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Probably a tranny. Whether she is or not, not my type. No tattoos. Would not bang that tranny.


Also, the fact you visit tranny sites is not only disturbing, it's actually not shocking in the least.


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