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      08-11-2016, 03:18 PM   #36983
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Hey silvergray545 - I think Ax was referring to the two of us, and you being the 'old' guy...
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You're correct. Glad to see the dementia hasn't quite become an issue for you and Shoei yet, you're both so sharp for being 110 years old. :belkyroll
HOLD UP!!! Axius, how old do you think I am?
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I'd love to get a touring bike, but next I really want a Nightrod. Touring will be saved for later down the road, would be sweet to go on a road trip with a light pack and just camp out and see the country.
I could make an exception to my solo rule for you. If we're both still here "down the road" we make the western adventure trip as a duo. Deal?
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      08-11-2016, 03:27 PM   #36985
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HOLD UP!!! Axius, how old do you think I am?
At least...., 62
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      08-11-2016, 03:27 PM   #36986
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Hey silvergray545 - I think Ax was referring to the two of us, and you being the 'old' guy...
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You're correct. Glad to see the dementia hasn't quite become an issue for you and Shoei yet, you're both so sharp for being 110 years old. :belkyroll
HOLD UP!!! Axius, how old do you think I am?
To be fair, your name is "silvergrey"... Kinda like how asb's hair and goatee are...
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I could make an exception to my solo rule for you. If we're both still here "down the road" we make the western adventure trip as a duo. Deal?
Thatd be even better, I'm totally down. Duo trip always makes things better, especially the ride! Crazy times would ensue, so I hope you can keep up.
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At least...., 62
Not sure if serious...
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To be fair, your name is "silvergrey"... Kinda like how asb's hair and goatee are...
Silver Gray happened to be the color of my E60 545i. DICK!
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I don't know....I think 37 is the magical and official 'OLD MAN" number...

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I don't know....I think 37 is the magical and official 'OLD MAN" number...
So shoei is in
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Thatd be even better, I'm totally down. Duo trip always makes things better, especially the ride! Crazy times would ensue, so I hope you can keep up.
I'll keep up just fine. That would be a cool trip!
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I don't know....I think 37 is the magical and official 'OLD MAN" number...
Ooohhhhh... I see what you did there...
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HA HA HA HA!!!

While I would NEVER confirm or deny.... 1MOREMOD came to the rescue
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HA HA HA HA!!!

While I would NEVER confirm or deny.... 1MOREMOD came to the rescue
Clearly, mr cranky pants is doing a lot better now...
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I don't know....I think 37 is the magical and official 'OLD MAN" number...
So I'm still good since I have another TEN YEARS before I turn 37.

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Dang, 27???

You're still in diapers then silvergray545 ????

Maybe you and shoei can share expenses since you're still in them, and he's starting to use them again due to old age

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Dang, 27???

You're still in diapers then silvergray545 ????

Maybe you and shoei can share expenses since you're still in them, and he's starting to use them again due to old age
Why do we need to share expenses? We can just take them from your surplus??
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I'm still the youngest you old saggy skin AARP member bitches.
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Outside of a couple fight scenes in the Bourne movies, the fight scene with Uma Thurman and Daryl Hannah in Kill Bill Vol. 2 is one of my favorites.

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True, thats a very cool image...my very young padawans
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