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      07-26-2016, 04:03 PM   #111
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Doesn't count when you have clutch on left foot and gears on right foot...
I'll admit, I traded in the 6 speed nitrous monster for an automatic chicks car. I'm a failure at life and I'll never amount to anything.
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      07-26-2016, 04:07 PM   #112
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Doesn't count when you have clutch on left foot and gears on right foot...
I'll admit, I traded in the 6 speed nitrous monster for an automatic chicks car. I'm a failure at life and I'll never amount to anything.
Well... You will always have ASBSECU E93 and Waffles...

Plus, we're gonna split all his worldly possessions 50/50 when he meets his maker !!
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      07-26-2016, 05:02 PM   #113
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Well... You will always have ASBSECU E93 and Waffles...

Plus, we're gonna split all his worldly possessions 50/50 when he meets his maker !!
Yeah but that doesn't help life accomplishments, it just fills that ever so apparent void for the time being until feeling unfulfilled all over again.
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      07-26-2016, 05:07 PM   #114
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Well... You will always have ASBSECU E93 and Waffles...

Plus, we're gonna split all his worldly possessions 50/50 when he meets his maker !!
Do tell....

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Yeah but that doesn't help life accomplishments, it just fills that ever so apparent void for the time being until feeling unfulfilled all over again.
I'm sure the Dirty Myrtle has provided a GREAT distraction!
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      07-26-2016, 05:11 PM   #115
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I'm sure the Dirty Myrtle has provided a GREAT distraction!
Just got done cooking dinner for the family, waiting for distraction to text me back so we can hit the strip. So far, this has been exactky what I needed.

Ordering surfboard when I get back home so probably gonna be at the beach every weekend Friday to Sunday. Unless you actually want to hang out then I'll stay in town.


...., how can I get a surfboard to the beach on a motorcycle though...
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      07-26-2016, 09:12 PM   #116
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      07-26-2016, 09:22 PM   #117
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...., how can I get a surfboard to the beach on a motorcycle though...
Amateur. Us Vietnamese know the art...

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      07-26-2016, 09:37 PM   #118
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Amateur. Us Vietnamese know the art...

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      07-26-2016, 09:45 PM   #124
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Just got done cooking dinner for the family, waiting for distraction to text me back so we can hit the strip. So far, this has been exactky what I needed.

Ordering surfboard when I get back home so probably gonna be at the beach every weekend Friday to Sunday. Unless you actually want to hang out then I'll stay in town.


...., how can I get a surfboard to the beach on a motorcycle though...
I'm down to play some Foosball again... shoei has no idea about the hand/eye speed
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uhhhh....post much

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      07-26-2016, 10:00 PM   #127
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uhhhh....post much

I can't stop laughing hahahaha... after a while I thought it was the picture so I tried to pick a new one... oh my god...
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