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      08-12-2016, 10:20 PM   #1211
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Holy shit you're right...

I legit thought that was you :

Dawww don't be so harsh on yourself, buttercup
You are a retard. Wish I was looking lIke that. Need drugs
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      08-12-2016, 10:23 PM   #1212
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Holy shit you're right...

I legit thought that was you :

Dawww don't be so harsh on yourself, buttercup
You are a retard. Wish I was looking lIke that. Need drugs
If you promise to inject your quads, hammies, and calves first, I will purchase you drugs myself
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      08-12-2016, 10:26 PM   #1213
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If you promise to inject your quads, hammies, and calves first, I will purchase you drugs myself
Won't help, maybe synthol
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      08-13-2016, 02:01 AM   #1214
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      08-13-2016, 02:56 AM   #1215
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This thing runs 155 from a dig in a 1/2 mile....ask me how I know.
This is what you see in your nightmares, isn't it?? Same view also of her taillights...

When you can't keep up with a soccer mom...
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      08-13-2016, 07:19 AM   #1216
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      08-13-2016, 09:12 AM   #1217
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What other stuff should I do to my car..help

HM. I got the tune, tints and performance spoiler.. Its sitting at ~350 whp if I am going off a dyno someone posted in the tune thread...

No exhaust or catless downpipes..

Should I go Enzo tune?!
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      08-13-2016, 09:17 AM   #1218
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What other stuff should I do to my car..help

HM. I got the tune, tints and performance spoiler.. Its sitting at ~350 whp if I am going off a dyno someone posted in the tune thread...

No exhaust or catless downpipes..

Should I go Enzo tune?!
New wheels,black out chrome trim, springs, front lip... but that's just my opinion
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      08-13-2016, 09:24 AM   #1219
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New wheels,black out chrome trim, springs, front lip... but that's just my opinion
I was actually thinking of springs and a lip.

I just dont know if the lip fits the "luxury bumper".. Im so confooosed on these slight bumper differences
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      08-13-2016, 09:25 AM   #1220
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What other stuff should I do to my car..help

HM. I got the tune, tints and performance spoiler.. Its sitting at ~350 whp if I am going off a dyno someone posted in the tune thread...

No exhaust or catless downpipes..

Should I go Enzo tune?!
Suspension, for sure.
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      08-13-2016, 09:25 AM   #1221
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New wheels,black out chrome trim, springs, front lip... but that's just my opinion
Black out is a must. Dude. Blue/black is hot. Springs would be cool. Also - powah...mo powah... So yeah, exhaust.

Fix that stance too - I recommend 8 degrees of camber - for grip, you know
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      08-13-2016, 09:46 AM   #1222
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      08-13-2016, 10:14 AM   #1223
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New wheels,black out chrome trim, springs, front lip... but that's just my opinion
I was actually thinking of springs and a lip.

I just dont know if the lip fits the "luxury bumper".. Im so confooosed on these slight bumper differences
M-Sport bumper + springs + axle back exhaust.
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      08-13-2016, 12:02 PM   #1224
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      08-13-2016, 01:04 PM   #1225
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Just back from the balcony and took a loooong sunbath. The only things whats really annoying are the damn loud kids from the neighborhood...
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      08-13-2016, 01:48 PM   #1226
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@Mr Tonka You should get one of these printed.
The correct number of bicycles to own is N+1. N of course equals the current number of bicycles you own.

I'm actually on the hunt for a new one. Well, I'm replacing one with a new one.
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      08-13-2016, 03:34 PM   #1227
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      08-13-2016, 03:59 PM   #1228
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Just back from the balcony and took a loooong sunbath. The only things whats really annoying are the damn loud kids from the neighborhood...
Sunbathing?

i thought you were a guy.

You live in Munich, right?
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      08-13-2016, 04:01 PM   #1229
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Sunbathing?

i thought you were a guy.

You live in Munich, right?
I tan on the beach, dont nobody wanna look at a pasty mother fucker. Poor gingers.
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I tan on the beach, dont nobody wanna look at a pasty mother fucker. Poor gingers.
I have a horrible farmer's tan and sock tan lines from running outside in the sun.
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      08-13-2016, 04:17 PM   #1231
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What are you driving, bud?
I don't remember... Something I found on the side of the road with the key fob sitting in the cup holder...

(See how times have changed?? I can't say keys sticking out of the ignition for them old cars... Well, except for silvergray545 I guess, the rest of us it's not applicable...)

(PS - in before Aatish posts pics of his ferrari... Yes, we all know ferrari's don't have key fobs...)
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I have a horrible farmer's tan and sock tan lines from running outside in the sun.
I usually have a tank top tan from riding the motorcycle, gotta even that shit out and keep it that way. Trying to look like ghandi.
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