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      04-06-2016, 11:55 AM   #7855
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Well, my father was pretty tough too but mellowed out when i was around 17. I didn't think much of it. I thought it was part of growing up.
We're so close now, we work on each other cars, i love him.
I was actually describing someone else that I have a disdain for from my recent past. She sucks and is a mean person, so it's expected.


My father was an alcoholic, but overall my family is really close and all amazing people. Too bad they are 700+ miles away. I am however, going to visit them this weekend, but it's going to be snowing and 6°.
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That looks like UncleWede..., just with more teeth.
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      04-06-2016, 11:59 AM   #7858
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Shoei is my bro.
Have you ever been to Belgium? I heard the girls there are pretty amazing. I have not met many, but I have seen like 9 Million of them. A former member from Belgium used to post like 100,000 pictures of girls per day. We are pretty sure he was a chronic masturbator, but ... you never really know.
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      04-06-2016, 12:03 PM   #7859
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Most girls on car forums have daddy issues, any truth to that?
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She stood there. Pointed a finger at me and laughed at me. That damn bitch.
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      04-06-2016, 12:05 PM   #7860
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I think it was shoei that I exchanged a couple of PMs with and those PMs culminated with a short and simple "Daddy issues, eh? You'll fit right in here." from him. Was the perfect intro to OT.
His best insults all come via PM.
To be fair... Jtodd did email me to ask if I was his long lost brother... It got awkward and very Maury povich episode like, but after holding hands and praying at the campfire signing kumbaya, turns out we don't have the same daddy... Can confirm though, daddy issues are present however...
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Now lies?!?! MKSixer YOUR son is at it again.

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To be fair... Jtodd did email me to ask if I was his long lost brother... It got awkward and very Maury povich episode like, but after holding hands and praying at the campfire signing kumbaya, turns out we don't have the same daddy... Can confirm though, daddy issues are present however...
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To be fair... Jtodd did email me to ask if I was his long lost brother... It got awkward and very Maury povich episode like, but after holding hands and praying at the campfire signing kumbaya, turns out we don't have the same daddy... Can confirm though, daddy issues are present however...
I think that was a mass PM from him...the one about being long lost brothers. I believe you were the only remaining member in OT who hadn't confirmed receiving one. Until now of course.
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To be fair... Jtodd did email me to ask if I was his long lost brother... It got awkward and very Maury povich episode like, but after holding hands and praying at the campfire signing kumbaya, turns out we don't have the same daddy... Can confirm though, daddy issues are present however...
I think that was a mass PM from him...the one about being long lost brothers. I believe you were the only remaining member in OT who hadn't confirmed receiving one. Until now of course.
Fuck... I thought I was special but this whole time it was just a generic - please accept me into your inner coven / type mass email?!!

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I think that was a mass PM from him...the one about being long lost brothers. I believe you were the only remaining member in OT who hadn't confirmed receiving one. Until now of course.
Sounds about right. Still possible. I am pretty sure about Verbiage and has asked for genetic testing. Although, given that I am recently promoted to be being 1/3 his father, that would be odd to have him as a brother son.... brother, son!

Hey my brother, you're my brother son, son! Whoa...
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I think that was a mass PM from him...the one about being long lost brothers. I believe you were the only remaining member in OT who hadn't confirmed receiving one. Until now of course.
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Sounds about right. Still possible. I am pretty sure about Verbiage and has asked for genetic testing. Although, given that I am recently promoted to be being 1/3 his father, that would be odd to have him as a brother son.... brother, son!

Hey my brother, you're my brother son, son! Whoa...
You know, a black child/multiple fathers joke would be perfect for this.




...juuuust waiting for someone to make it.
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You know, a black child/multiple fathers joke would be perfect for this.




...juuuust waiting for someone to make it.
Instead (as delightful as that would have been), I will post the photo that I SHOULD have found the first time... Can't believe I missed it...
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Fuck... I thought I was special but this whole time it was just a generic - please accept me into your inner coven / type mass email?!!

Listen dude, we're a flock of warlocks. Not a stupid coven.

With jabs like that you'll never get in!
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Instead (as delightful as that would have been), I will post the photo that I SHOULD have found the first time... Can't believe I missed it...
In that case, do I need to lose my legs?


























It would have been too easy, so I will refrain.
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Shoei is my bro.
Have you ever been to Belgium? I heard the girls there are pretty amazing. I have not met many, but I have seen like 9 Million of them. A former member from Belgium used to post like 100,000 pictures of girls per day. We are pretty sure he was a chronic masturbator, but ... you never really know.
I don't think it's belgie... The grammar is far too concise lol... No offense to phil, English isn't a first...

And for the record, I don't have a brother... And if I did, he wouldn't be patrolling to be a sugar daddy...
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I don't think it's belgie... The grammar is far too concise lol... No offense to phil, English isn't a first...

And for the record, I don't have a brother... And if I did, he wouldn't be patrolling to be a sugar daddy...
You don't take compliments well.
Bro or not bro, thanks for steering me toward Axius. I owe you one.
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Bro or not bro, thanks for steering me toward Axius. You're a team player.
Seriously! shoei knew I had my sights on Axius . Now I mad. I probably didn't have a shot anyway.
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I don't think it's belgie... The grammar is far too concise lol... No offense to phil, English isn't a first...

And for the record, I don't have a brother... And if I did, he wouldn't be patrolling to be a sugar daddy...
You don't take compliments well.
Bro or not bro, thanks for steering me toward Axius. I owe you one.
Don't mention it... Glad I could help...
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You don't take compliments well.
Bro or not bro, thanks for steering me toward Axius. You're a team player.
Seriously! shoei knew I had my sights on Axius . Now I mad. I probably didn't have a shot anyway.
I... Couldn't tell... You leg hump all the girls so it's confusing... Next time rank them in succession so we know... Sheesh...
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I... Couldn't tell... You leg hump all the girls so it's confusing... Next time rank them in succession so we know... Sheesh...
1. Biorin
2. Biorin
3. Biorin


Wait this question wasn't for me, carry on.
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