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Aatish · 08-07-2016, 08:54 PM

Trust me bhai, I know pretty eyes when I see them lol

The Choosey begger · 08-07-2016, 09:04 PM

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Trust me bhai, I know pretty eyes when I see them lol

I'd stay away from huge eyes if i were you.

08njSTEP · 08-07-2016, 09:07 PM

You aren't sneaking up behind that Laurie chick. Looks like she has 270° vision.

Aatish · 08-07-2016, 09:11 PM

She has nice eyes.

smoosh · 08-07-2016, 09:25 PM

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What you mean nice eyes?!!

You fukers were on me nonstop about that blonde chick and her eye spacing, this one's eye spacing is even worse and you say nice eyes?!?

Lol, your blonde chick had OK eyes, horrid spacing, and meh brows. This girl has nice eyes. No comment was made about spacing/brows...just the pair of globular organs located in the orbits

Bhai, her eyes are just big...not even sexy lol

In fact, if it wasn't for her decent looking smile, she would look like the kind to get pissed and cut off her boyfriend's peepee and make a table lamp out of it...

smoosh · 08-07-2016, 09:26 PM

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You aren't sneaking up behind that Laurie chick. Looks like she has 270Â° vision.

Dead

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The Choosey begger · 08-07-2016, 09:33 PM

Dang3r · 08-08-2016, 06:12 AM

Hmm, hes probably missing the note "Kids, dont try that home alone"

Axius · 08-08-2016, 07:23 AM

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Prez Axius, Hero-status Undersecretary of Special Stuff reporting in on the Bacon 3-way.

There were far more decisions that I could have anticipated. Single patty, double patty, thickburger? Do I want combo with that? S/M/L? HeySues, just give me a freaking burger.

While the ads were impressive, burger and biters, as usual IRL leaves you with something missing. There were strips of bacon sticking out of the bun, but they were a bit soggy. Bacon jam was just Western sauce with a few bits thrown in.

My Med Diet Coke stood out, although it did NOT come with Jack as an option

Im disgusted that someone could abuse bacon in such a way. It's an American staple breakfast food. I mean, the fucking Canadians can't even get it right, Canadian bacon is just HAM! Ugh. I digress.

Anywho, thank you for taking one for the team. I'm a little disappointed with not offering Jack with your coke as well. Once again, we are led on by ads with beautiful women that just end up pissing us off.

MKSixer · 08-08-2016, 07:46 AM

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Im disgusted that someone could abuse bacon in such a way. It's an American staple breakfast food. I mean, the fucking Canadians can't even get it right, Canadian bacon is just HAM! Ugh. I digress.

Anywho, thank you for taking one for the team. I'm a little disappointed with not offering Jack with your coke as well. Once again, we are led on by ads with beautiful women that just end up pissing us off.

This is EXACTLY why our country needs us. Non-crispy, microwaved bacon is NOT the stuff in our platform. We can do better than this!!!

EstorilM · 08-08-2016, 07:55 AM

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I'll be at a wedding. Thanks for the invite though!

Sup?!

How's the 'other' car

Not much! It's gone already

Axius · 08-08-2016, 08:34 AM

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This is EXACTLY why our country needs us. Non-crispy, microwaved bacon is NOT the stuff in our platform. We can do better than this!!!

... do you think it's too late for us to run against Trump and Hillary? The stuff they talk about is depressing. The stuff for USA is going to be ruined.

Dang3r · 08-08-2016, 08:54 AM

It has been too late since Trump has shown up, I think Hillary is the much more less problem. Oh, think of it a little, while you're eating crispy unhealthy bacon and too much scrambled eggs

Axius · 08-08-2016, 09:09 AM

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It has been too late since Trump has shown up, I think Hillary is the much more less problem. Oh, think of it a little, while you're eating crispy unhealthy bacon and too much scrambled eggs

I can't scale them against each other. They are equally terrible and will ruin our country one way or another. Trump acts then thinks, Hillary lies and is a criminal. This will go down in history as the biggest joke of an election I hope the USA will ever see.

RJ_ · 08-08-2016, 09:12 AM

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... do you think it's too late for us to run against Trump and Hillary? The stuff they talk about is depressing. The stuff for USA is going to be ruined.

There are a shit ton of people I would rather be president than either of these clowns. Axius, Tonka, or my high school english teacher all come out way ahead in my personal poll.

MKSixer · 08-08-2016, 09:53 AM

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... do you think it's too late for us to run against Trump and Hillary? The stuff they talk about is depressing. The stuff for USA is going to be ruined.

Let's throw in Megatron as our Secretary of Defense and we will be unstoppable!!
Everyone would jump all over this ticket!!

Axius · 08-08-2016, 10:09 AM

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Let's throw in Megatron as our Secretary of Defense and we will be unstoppable!!
Everyone would jump all over this ticket!!

As funny as it sounds, I'm sure if we had the means of advertising our team, we would have a really good shot at winning the elections. Who can we get to endorse us? Wu Tang Clan? Jay Leno? Queen Elizabeth?

UncleWede · 08-08-2016, 11:09 AM

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As funny as it sounds, I'm sure if we had the means of advertising our team, we would have a really good shot at winning the elections. Who can we get to endorse us? Wu Tang Clan? Jay Leno? Queen Elizabeth?

Sorry, I'm already backing Kevin Faulconer, Mayor of San Diego. He always promised us trip to the WH in high school.

ASBSECU E93 · 08-08-2016, 11:13 AM

EstorilM - WHAT?!?! Details

Axius · 08-08-2016, 12:03 PM

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Sorry, I'm already backing Kevin Faulconer, Mayor of San Diego. He always promised us trip to the WH in high school.

We're gonna get Arnold Shwarzenegger (sp?) involved. The terminator should terminate the current candidates for us.

UncleWede · 08-08-2016, 01:52 PM

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We're gonna get Arnold Shwarzenegger (sp?) involved. The terminator should terminate the current candidates for us.

Too busy looking for a new housekeeper/nanny. If you drop the Lups gig, maybe you could "convince" him to help you out.

EstorilM · 08-08-2016, 02:03 PM

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EstorilM - WHAT?!?! Details

Long story short.

I had a ppi done when I bought it and it came up clean. I ended up getting a great deal on the car. 4 months later, I got an offer for a lot more than I paid, and it was too good to pass up. Had the car inspected for that buyer. They came up with a list of 10k worth of items that needed to be addressed (a lot less if diy). Ended up getting out of it after all that for no loss including taxes.

Needless to say I'll never get another car inspected at that first shop again.

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