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      09-03-2018, 02:17 PM   #1
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Vogue’s Stormy Interview

In the upcoming issue of Vogue, Stormy Daniels is asked if she can provide any “details” of her one night stand with our man Donny. She tells the interviewer, “How many details can you really provide about two minutes. Maybe. I’m being generous.” Wow! Let’s hope that he’s better in trade negotiations than he is in the sack. No order he never smiles. No wonder Melania never smiles.
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Expensive 2 minutes.
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      09-03-2018, 04:45 PM   #4
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I agree completely. DonaldNOTPump.
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Expensive 2 minutes.
She’s not a prostitute. She’s a porn star. There is a difference.
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She’s not a prostitute. She’s a porn star. There is a difference.
Meh, they both bang for money.
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I agree completely. DonaldNOTPump.
Burnnnn. Actually it was a great pump day. 3x3 backsquat @ 80,85 and 90%. 315 is becoming a very casual weight. Also got a solid “WOD pump” in:

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Meh, they both bang for money.
I wouldn't know. Never had to pay.
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Burnnnn. Actually it was a great pump day. 3x3 backsquat @ 80,85 and 90%. 315 is becoming a very casual weight. Also got a solid “WOD pump” in:

4 rounds for time:

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Outstanding. Keep on juicing!
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who pays for sex these days? It's like porn...no one pays for porn. I'm amazed they are still in business
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who pays for sex these days? It's like porn...no one pays for porn. I'm amazed they are still in business
Ugly old fat dudes who want to bang hot young women.
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LOL story of my life.
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Yeah, but who PAYS for pron??????
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Yeah, but who PAYS for pron??????
I almost went to the pron I think....got dressed up and everything
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I almost went to the pron I think....got dressed up and everything
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I'll go fork myself later I suppose.....I wanted to say fork without saying fork
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Yeah, but who PAYS for pron??????
Dudes who REALLY like it, I guess?
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It's good to know we've done some good. #whippersnappersarelearning
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We kept one "in the game" long enough to learn him something else
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Han Solo to Luke Skywalker..."Don't get cocky, Kid". Star Wars, circa 1977
Mom/Dad splurged to take us to see that at Grauman's Chinese shortly after it opened. That opening battle cruiser flying over with SurroundSound© is STILL the most amazing movie experience I've had.
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Nice!
I saw it with my brother the first show on the first day it opened and it's a tradition we continue to this day with all Star Wars movies. No matter what's going on, this one can't be broken!!
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