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      03-23-2017, 02:47 PM   #13355
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Does not mean I approve / respect a e93... overweight, slower and did I mention the weight of a killer whale??!!

It's all good, Pops... She's going back onto the lift... Round three coming right up...
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      03-23-2017, 02:51 PM   #13356
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Wish BMW went trough with the E9X CSL. I'm stuck with a "CSL Style" trunk.
I still miss my e92, I'm not gonna lie... Even though I'm just doing stupid shit to my f80... There wasn't as many wonderful things that I could do to my e92...

And paying "M-Tax" on parts for a current gen M car is kinda brutal...
'...still miss my E92....'

The warm glow of validation.
Does not mean I approve / respect a e93... overweight, slower and did I mention the weight of a killer whale??!!

It's all good, Pops... She's going back onto the lift... Round three coming right up...
You better hurry up - the hybrid turbos are going on TODAY with the larger meth nozzle and tune next week.

I'd hate for a DIESEL to put a couple car lengths on that new M4

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      03-23-2017, 02:55 PM   #13358
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Yeah, at first I thought it was the motorcyclists fault, but could have been the car running the light also. That's one thing I am not very good at, is watching intersections when the light is green or just turns green. Hopefully I don't die, but the risk is always assumed.
Speed limit is 40 there. No way a 500 pound object spun a 3500 pound object 180 degrees at 40mph. At least i highly doubt it. Had to be doing at least double. A lot of tards ride down here with no head light either.

I was really vigilant about that kind of stuff. Flashed my high/low head lights when going through an empty intersection and constantly flashed my tail lights when sitting at a light. For some reason getting plowed from behind always had me worried.

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That's terrible. Regardless of who's fault it is, driving by a biker lying there dead isn't pleasant. But I do see a lot that ride like total idiots. I was never one of them. Probably cause I don't have a set of balls or anything to prove.
A while back a friends brother died on this street a few blocks from my house. She told me that a "stupid fvcking idiot driving a car pulled out in front of him." I later found out that he was passing a car (double yellow lines) while doing 90 in a 35 and a person pulled out into the oncoming lane in front of the car he was passing. Completely blind to the car pulling out into the oncoming lane and the rider until it was too late.
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      03-23-2017, 02:56 PM   #13359
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Axius - don't make me drive up there with a can of baked beans....
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Axius - don't make me drive up there with a can of baked beans....
Please come up here! I'd like to see a whale in person!
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Speed limit is 40 there. No way a 500 pound object spun a 3500 pound object 180 degrees at 40mph. At least i highly doubt it. Had to be doing at least double. A lot of tards ride down here with no head light either.

I was really vigilant about that kind of stuff. Flashed my high/low head lights when going through an empty intersection and constantly flashed my tail lights when sitting at a light. For some reason getting plowed from behind always had me worried.

Low hanging fruit, swing away. lol
True, I hadn't dissected the picture enough other than seeing a dent and a dead guy. My biggest fear (if we want to call it that), is intersections. Whether stopped or moving, it's prime real estate for an accident whether car or bike.

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Axius - don't make me drive up there with a can of baked beans....
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN DARE. You'd probably pass out from your own dusty gas on the way here anyways!
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Wish BMW went trough with the E9X CSL. I'm stuck with a "CSL Style" trunk.
I still miss my e92, I'm not gonna lie... Even though I'm just doing stupid shit to my f80... There wasn't as many wonderful things that I could do to my e92...

And paying "M-Tax" on parts for a current gen M car is kinda brutal...
'...still miss my E92....'

The warm glow of validation.
Does not mean I approve / respect a e93... overweight, slower and did I mention the weight of a killer whale??!!

It's all good, Pops... She's going back onto the lift... Round three coming right up...
You better hurry up - the hybrid turbos are going on TODAY with the larger meth nozzle and tune next week.

I'd hate for a DIESEL to put a couple car lengths on that new M4

First off, at least I know what cars you rocking... How many fucking times I gotta tell you it's a F80 and not a F82?!!

Hybrid / diesel / corn syrup turbos I don't care... Bring it... Shamu gonna need all those goodies to get all the wheels moving...
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A while back a friends brother died on this street a few blocks from my house. She told me that a "stupid fvcking idiot driving a car pulled out in front of him." I later found out that he was passing a car (double yellow lines) while doing 90 in a 35 and a person pulled out into the oncoming lane in front of the car he was passing. Completely blind to the car pulling out into the oncoming lane and the rider until it was too late.
Cars/people are dangerous. I avoided riding next to anyone. Some people are complete animals and have zero regard for bikers too. I've been yelled at on the road and I've had guys try to get too close to make a point. Again, it was NYC. I'm better off not riding but down here, there are way less cars so I'm considering it again. It'll be a Z4MC or a bike but bikes will always be there, the coupes are scarce enough as it is.
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True, I hadn't dissected the picture enough other than seeing a dent and a dead guy. My biggest fear (if we want to call it that), is intersections. Whether stopped or moving, it's prime real estate for an accident whether car or bike.



YOU WOULDN'T EVEN DARE. You'd probably pass out from your own dusty gas on the way here anyways!
Just to clarify, the rider was not at the scene and is not in that picture. I wouldn't have taken a pic if they were.
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Hey shoei - you do realize the diesel weighs LESS than your F80 M3
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I would jump off a bridge before driving a Prius. I don't need to do wheelies or any of that stuff. I like twisties and scenic rides.
Give me a good winding road over a straight away any day.

Got rear ended at a stop light once, now my left should is screwed up.
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I would jump off a bridge before driving a Prius. I don't need to do wheelies or any of that stuff. I like twisties and scenic rides.
Give me a good winding road over a straight away any day.

Got rear ended at a stop light once, now my left should is screwed up.
My M2 has been rear ended twice now in Jersey. Luckily, it was at low speeds both times and the damage was too minimal to fix.
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My M2 has been rear ended twice now in Jersey. Luckily, it was at low speeds both times and the damage was too minimal to fix.
Fortunately it wasn't in my 328i. Unfortunately I was on two wheels when she hit me.
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Hey shoei - you do realize the diesel weighs LESS than your F80 M3
Get your reading glasses... Looks like FireCrotch needs the same diet Miss Piggy needs...
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I thought FireCrotch was an E90?
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Just to clarify, the rider was not at the scene and is not in that picture. I wouldn't have taken a pic if they were.
I thought that white thing in the middle was him. Oopsie poopsie.


Always buckle up folks.
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Well shoei - If FYRCRTCH was still stock....then you'd be right.

Unfortunately for you - she's had all that cosmetic surgery and shit

And get the year models straight if you're gonna try to burn me
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