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      09-01-2016, 04:55 PM   #38149
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200+ MPH diesel....dragster

Oh I'm sorry, is that dragster a 335d?? Cuz that's what you said... "When I get a 335d..." So unless that dragster is made my BMW, you need to Ssshhh....

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      09-01-2016, 05:00 PM   #38150
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Hey shoei....

200+ MPH diesel....dragster

Oh I'm sorry, is that dragster a 335d?? Cuz that's what you said... "When I get a 335d..." So unless that dragster is made my BMW, you need to Ssshhh....

Oh and please... 6 seconds?? Here's a 5 second motorcycle dragster for you...
And if that's not good enough, there's an electric motorcycle dragster that goes 0-60 in 0.8 seconds...

Your the one that brought in a Veyron and shit....
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*ahem*

Hey shoei....

200+ MPH diesel....dragster

Oh I'm sorry, is that dragster a 335d?? Cuz that's what you said... "When I get a 335d..." So unless that dragster is made my BMW, you need to Ssshhh....

Oh and please... 6 seconds?? Here's a 5 second motorcycle dragster for you...
And if that's not good enough, there's an electric motorcycle dragster that goes 0-60 in 0.8 seconds...

Your the one that brought in a Veyron and shit....
well... I figured you wouldn't be able to deny that no tuned 335d is gonna come close to touching a veyron, and if no veyron can touch a motorcycle?!

I told you... We can only settle this one way...

John Deere tractor drag !!! Uhhh, you'll have to supply the tractors though...
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      09-01-2016, 05:23 PM   #38152
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Ugh I really need this. Mostly because of ASB.
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      09-01-2016, 05:28 PM   #38153
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*ahem*

Hey shoei....

200+ MPH diesel....dragster

Oh I'm sorry, is that dragster a 335d?? Cuz that's what you said... "When I get a 335d..." So unless that dragster is made my BMW, you need to Ssshhh....

Oh and please... 6 seconds?? Here's a 5 second motorcycle dragster for you...
And if that's not good enough, there's an electric motorcycle dragster that goes 0-60 in 0.8 seconds...

Your the one that brought in a Veyron and shit....
well... I figured you wouldn't be able to deny that no tuned 335d is gonna come close to touching a veyron, and if no veyron can touch a motorcycle?!

I told you... We can only settle this one way...

John Deere tractor drag !!! Uhhh, you'll have to supply the tractors though...
Well....I have a diesel tractor and a gas lawn mower....I'll take the diesel
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Do I need to put the pot meet kettle pic again??
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Ugly behavior ain't pretty .D
Do I need to put the pot meet kettle pic again??
That horse left the barn a LONG time ago
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Ugly behavior ain't pretty .D
Do I need to put the pot meet kettle pic again??
That horse left the barn a LONG time ago
I don't understand farm memes !!!
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Ugh I really need this. Mostly because of ASB.
We have a saying down here in the south.....

Ugly behavior ain't pretty .D
Do I need to put the pot meet kettle pic again??
That horse left the barn a LONG time ago
I don't understand farm memes !!!
Waffles 'bleats' at you....
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      09-01-2016, 06:53 PM   #38161
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Ugh I really need this. Mostly because of ASB.
We have a saying down here in the south.....

Ugly behavior ain't pretty .D
Do I need to put the pot meet kettle pic again??
That horse left the barn a LONG time ago
I don't understand farm memes !!!
Waffles 'bleats' at you....
Brays !!! Oh I can't remember... It's all the same thing??
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      09-01-2016, 07:00 PM   #38162
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We have a saying down here in the south.....

Ugly behavior ain't pretty .D
We have a sayin:

You Can't Fix Stupid.
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We have a saying down here in the south.....

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We have a sayin:

You Can't Fix Stupid.
Another saying -

"Only stupid people call people stupid..." - anglo's dad...

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Another saying -

"Only stupid people call people stupid..." - anglo's dad...

No, no, no, i meant bad grammar.
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We have a saying down here in the south.....

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We have a sayin:

You Can't Fix Stupid.
That is an awful thing to say about yourself.....
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Your the one that brought in a Veyron and shit....
This is what i meant she can't fix...
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      09-02-2016, 03:56 AM   #38167
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Another saying -

"Only stupid people call people stupid..." - anglo's dad...

Aha, here I thought, it was movie mother of Forrest Gump who stated this...
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Aha, here I thought, it was movie mother of Forrest Gump who stated this...
That's, Stupid is as stupid does.
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Right, but basically the meaning is slightly equal.
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Right, but basically the meaning is slightly equal.
Sort of.
"Stupid is as stupid does" means "Your intelligence is defined by your actions, not your potential. You do dumb shit, then you're dumb, no matter what you think you know."

"You can't fix stupid" means "Once and idiot, always an idiot".

At least, that's how I would read them.
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