Sex in a 1er

AB M2C · 12-09-2017, 05:38 PM

Only butt stuff works in a 1er. Sounds strange, but literally no other positions or "placements" are remotely possible.

asiflicious · 12-09-2017, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ThatOneKid

Only butt stuff works in a 1er. Sounds strange, but literally no other positions or "placements" are remotely possible.

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Originally Posted by ThatOneKid

Only butt stuff works in a 1er. Sounds strange, but literally no other positions or "placements" are remotely possible.

^^this. reverse cow girl anal was all we could do in the back seat

OneTwenty8i · 12-09-2017, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by champignon

Are you referring to the OP's organ?

OneTwenty8i · 12-09-2017, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by HyeWarrior

Based on the comments, it’s already sticky

LOOOOOOL

OneTwenty8i · 12-09-2017, 09:48 PM

I just checked this thread and it blew up hahaha. I fucking love the 1er, it truly is a great car but man I really wish I would've gotten a bigger car. The plastic tray in the middle really messes things up for me. I might still try it in the backseat, I honestly don't care if the girl is comfortable or not, I'm just tryna get my nut you know? I nut quick too so hopefully I'll be good. Thanks for all the reply though guys, really appreciate it

OneTwenty8i · 12-09-2017, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by asiflicious

It's doable but definitely not fun. I've done it a couple times with my ex girlfriend who was about 5'11 (I'm 5'8 but I have a thing for tall Russian girls) but we were pretty much limited to reverse cowgirl in the back seat with the front seats all the way forward

You seem to have at least some experience in this department, do you know the best place to sit for some suckie suckie? I was thinking if I was in the driver's seat and her in the passenger seat? Or maybe lay a pillow in the back where the plastic tray is and get head in the back?

asiflicious · 12-09-2017, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OneTwenty8i

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Originally Posted by asiflicious

It's doable but definitely not fun. I've done it a couple times with my ex girlfriend who was about 5'11 (I'm 5'8 but I have a thing for tall Russian girls) but we were pretty much limited to reverse cowgirl in the back seat with the front seats all the way forward

You seem to have at least some experience in this department, do you know the best place to sit for some suckie suckie? I was thinking if I was in the driver's seat and her in the passenger seat? Or maybe lay a pillow in the back where the plastic tray is and get head in the back?

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Originally Posted by OneTwenty8i

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Originally Posted by asiflicious

It's doable but definitely not fun. I've done it a couple times with my ex girlfriend who was about 5'11 (I'm 5'8 but I have a thing for tall Russian girls) but we were pretty much limited to reverse cowgirl in the back seat with the front seats all the way forward

You seem to have at least some experience in this department, do you know the best place to sit for some suckie suckie? I was thinking if I was in the driver's seat and her in the passenger seat? Or maybe lay a pillow in the back where the plastic tray is and get head in the back?

Drivers seat with her in the passenger seat is best for head. There's really no space for that in the back

vinylengraver · 12-09-2017, 10:01 PM

So I just saw this thread and could not believe nobody suggested this:
https://www.amazon.ca/Carma-Sutra-Au.../dp/0756624614

OneTwenty8i · 12-09-2017, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by vinylengraver

So I just saw this thread and could not believe nobody suggested this:
https://www.amazon.ca/Carma-Sutra-Au.../dp/0756624614

Omg how is this a thing LOL.

champignon · 12-09-2017, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by OneTwenty8i

I just checked this thread and it blew up hahaha. I fucking love the 1er, it truly is a great car but man I really wish I would've gotten a bigger car. The plastic tray in the middle really messes things up for me. I might still try it in the backseat, I honestly don't care if the girl is comfortable or not, I'm just tryna get my nut you know? I nut quick too so hopefully I'll be good. Thanks for all the reply though guys, really appreciate it

This is what you call, "too much information."

champignon · 12-09-2017, 10:53 PM

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Originally Posted by vinylengraver

So I just saw this thread and could not believe nobody suggested this:
https://www.amazon.ca/Carma-Sutra-Au.../dp/0756624614

Sorry, they say it will arrive after Christmas, no patience for that.

BAN_M2C · 12-09-2017, 10:55 PM

At 19.. ANYWHERE is possible..

You will make it work regardless the backseat space..

Tommm · 12-10-2017, 11:14 AM

If you have to ask you can't!

Yeineken · 12-10-2017, 12:03 PM

It's possible.

Esteban · 12-10-2017, 12:13 PM

These look like they would work in a 1er...

doublevanosrc · 12-10-2017, 01:35 PM

Motel 6 dude, most of the time it's less than $40 and they leave the light on for you.

swagon · 12-10-2017, 01:44 PM

I just had a toilet thought - the bigass US trucks could be quite convenient for sexual activities. I mean, you could literally fit an entire bed in the bed of the truck. And then watch the stars at night.

*buys a Raptor*

asiflicious · 12-10-2017, 01:50 PM

Slightly off topic but it was brought up in thread, what is the point of that stupid ass little tray in the back seat?? At least in the 3series it's about 3 inches deep and has a cover for some storage. Ours is so pointless and stupid

BAN_M2C · 12-10-2017, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by asiflicious

Slightly off topic but it was brought up in thread, what is the point of that stupid ass little tray in the back seat?? At least in the 3series it's about 3 inches deep and has a cover for some storage. Ours is so pointless and stupid

Cellphone holder for passengers.

I put two bottles of water flat when doing a long trip.

Esteban · 12-10-2017, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by swagon

I just had a toilet thought - the bigass US trucks could be quite convenient for sexual activities. I mean, you could literally fit an entire bed in the bed of the truck. And then watch the stars at night.

*buys a Raptor*

If you're going to go that route a full size SUV would work better. You could do it anywhere and at any time of the day or night.

doublevanosrc · 12-10-2017, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by asiflicious

Slightly off topic but it was brought up in thread, what is the point of that stupid ass little tray in the back seat?? At least in the 3series it's about 3 inches deep and has a cover for some storage. Ours is so pointless and stupid

I'm not sure but I bet BMW stuck it in there to avoid the additional cost of adding the middle seatbelt and just designating it a 2+2 coupe.

asiflicious · 12-10-2017, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by doublevanosrc

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Originally Posted by asiflicious

Slightly off topic but it was brought up in thread, what is the point of that stupid ass little tray in the back seat?? At least in the 3series it's about 3 inches deep and has a cover for some storage. Ours is so pointless and stupid

I'm not sure but I bet BMW stuck it in there to avoid the additional cost of adding the middle seatbelt and just designating it a 2+2 coupe.

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Originally Posted by doublevanosrc

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Originally Posted by asiflicious

Slightly off topic but it was brought up in thread, what is the point of that stupid ass little tray in the back seat?? At least in the 3series it's about 3 inches deep and has a cover for some storage. Ours is so pointless and stupid

I'm not sure but I bet BMW stuck it in there to avoid the additional cost of adding the middle seatbelt and just designating it a 2+2 coupe.

The way they implemented in the e92 is much better, they should have done the same thing for the 1er

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