Sex in a 1er

champignon · 12-10-2017, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by swagon

I just had a toilet thought - the bigass US trucks could be quite convenient for sexual activities. I mean, you could literally fit an entire bed in the bed of the truck. And then watch the stars at night.

*buys a Raptor*

No need for a truck; in Wyoming, even a bike will do:

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Esteban · 12-10-2017, 04:11 PM

Haha, I guess in Wyoming, humans are optional. At least for this guy.

EvanAlfred · 12-10-2017, 04:16 PM

this post is gold.

MrKevinRosales · 12-10-2017, 04:23 PM

What about popping the rear seat off, which is simple enough, and folding the read seats down and having a sort of bed.
Not too much vertical space, but sideways stuff works... I think

swagon · 12-10-2017, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by EvanAlfred

this post is gold.

Did you just say your post is gold?

Where do I get gold for shitposting on this forum?

EvanAlfred · 12-10-2017, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by swagon

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Originally Posted by EvanAlfred

this post is gold.

Did you just say your post is gold?

Where do I get gold for shitposting on this forum?

lmfao nononono the sex in a 1er post

swagon · 12-10-2017, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

If you're going to go that route a full size SUV would work better. You could do it anywhere and at any time of the day or night.

Hell, why not just get this thing:

Esteban · 12-10-2017, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by swagon

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Originally Posted by Esteban

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Originally Posted by swagon

I just had a toilet thought - the bigass US trucks could be quite convenient for sexual activities. I mean, you could literally fit an entire bed in the bed of the truck. And then watch the stars at night.

*buys a Raptor*

If you're going to go that route a full size SUV would work better. You could do it anywhere and at any time of the day or night.

Hell, why not just get this thing:

I think that'll work. "The FuckMobile."

champignon · 12-10-2017, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

I think that'll work. "The FuckMobile."

Don't do a google search on this word, looking for a cute image to post :-)

Esteban · 12-10-2017, 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by champignon

Don't do a google search on this word, looking for a cute image to post :-)

Now, you know everybody who reads your post is going to do that, right?

Oh, shit!! I just did!!!

Esteban · 12-10-2017, 05:09 PM

I think this one's passable.

champignon · 12-10-2017, 05:36 PM

That's it! No fucking in my 1er.

This means YOU.

swagon · 12-10-2017, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

I think this one's passable.

Esteban · 12-10-2017, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by swagon

Good one, but she's doing it all by herself... too bad, so sad, for some poor dick. lol

Guess he'll be doing it by himself as well.

At least until she gets home. Then it'll be time for some sexual healing.

OneTwenty8i · 12-10-2017, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by swagon

This thread just keeps getting weirder and weirder ... I love it

xQx · 12-10-2017, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by jkoral

25+ years ago when I was your age, I just slid the passenger seat all the way back and tilted it back. [...] Your best bet is the front passenger seat.

This. Except the 1er front seats don't go back very far and their recline is similar to what you get in a ryanair economy seat.

Just make sure you pick up girls that are like the 1er: small & nimble.

You sit on the seat, she climbs on top.

Or, y'know, find a secluded place and throw her onto the hood.

swagon · 12-11-2017, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by xQx

Or, y'know, find a secluded place and throw her onto the hood.

I ain't letting a bitch scratch my paint like that.

Matticus91 · 12-11-2017, 09:21 AM

LOL. This thread is amazing. I'm too tall to make anything work in the 1er (6'3"). I miss my SUV's for this reason. Dark tinted windows, fold down seats.

"Hey why is that Tahoe moving around so much?"

Mr Gasser · 12-11-2017, 02:35 PM

so the backseats fold down which gives lots of room for spooning...make sure to get the limo tint. Do let us know how it works out, we need to know...

mr.fabulous · 12-11-2017, 08:36 PM

Best

Thread

Ever

Get a room, the worst that can happen is bed bugs (oh, wait...)

swagon · 12-11-2017, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Esteban

Good one, but she's doing it all by herself... too bad, so sad, for some poor dick. lol

Guess he'll be doing it by himself as well.

At least until she gets home. Then it'll be time for some sexual healing.

It's all about the foreplay.

swagon · 12-12-2017, 07:37 PM

So, OP, have you picked someone up yet?

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