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      12-12-2017, 09:28 PM   #67
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So, OP, have you picked someone up yet?
I'm caught up with finals right now and I work in retail and its Christmas time so my schedule is real busy right now. I'm waiting for winter break then its go time. I wonder who the lucky girl will be
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I hate to encourage this, but I had an idea.

With manual seats, they can move back really far, you'd have lots of room in the passenger side to do it. Open the sunroof, and you'll have good head room. Oh boy, bad pun.
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      12-12-2017, 10:30 PM   #69
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I hate to encourage this, but I had an idea.

With manual seats, they can move back really far, you'd have lots of room in the passenger side to do it. Open the sunroof, and you'll have good head room. Oh boy, bad pun.
This is actually a pretty good idea. My seats are manual and I also have a sunroof .. The only thing is, the girls I'm going to be with I barely know (one night type of thing) so it might be a little awkward to just have her climb on top right away and do the dirty you know
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This is actually a pretty good idea. My seats are manual and I also have a sunroof .. The only thing is, the girls I'm going to be with I barely know (one night type of thing) so it might be a little awkward to just have her climb on top right away and do the dirty you know
this post is priceless, fkn love this forum

If ya girl is small and shes willing to screw in the car she should have 0 problem climbing on top.

Worked for me & my man passenger seat all the way back
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this post is priceless, fkn love this forum

If ya girl is small and shes willing to screw in the car she should have 0 problem climbing on top.

Worked for me & my man passenger seat all the way back
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      12-13-2017, 02:55 PM   #75
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this post is priceless, fkn love this forum

If ya girl is small and shes willing to screw in the car she should have 0 problem climbing on top.

Worked for me & my man passenger seat all the way back
Okay wow, someone with first hand experience, did you guys recline the seat at all or did you have to stick your head out the sunroof a bit? It's good to know that its actually possible, gives me some hope lol
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this post is priceless, fkn love this forum

If ya girl is small and shes willing to screw in the car she should have 0 problem climbing on top.

Worked for me & my man passenger seat all the way back
Okay wow, someone with first hand experience, did you guys recline the seat at all or did you have to stick your head out the sunroof a bit? It's good to know that its actually possible, gives me some hope lol
Passenger seat reclined as far as it can go, I'm only 5'1" my head didn't have to stick out the sunroof and I was mostly leaned forward. Oh jeez from car stuffs to this...where hve I gone wrong
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Passenger seat reclined as far as it can go, I'm only 5'1" my head didn't have to stick out the sunroof and I was mostly leaned forward. Oh jeez from car stuffs to this...where hve I gone wrong
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Oh boy. I don't think I'd ever do it in my car. I like it too much, and I wouldn't want to risk that sort of smell sticking around. Sticking...

Too many ways to play with words. This thread has exploded, BTW. Like someone's nut may...

God help us.
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      12-14-2017, 12:08 PM   #79
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Oh boy. I don't think I'd ever do it in my car. I like it too much, and I wouldn't want to risk that sort of smell sticking around. Sticking...

Too many ways to play with words. This thread has exploded, BTW. Like someone's nut may...

God help us.
Yeah this thread did explode lol. Usually when I post on this forum, I'll be lucky if I get two replies overnight. When I made this thread, I got two pages of replies overnight.
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Yeah this thread did explode lol. Usually when I post on this forum, I'll be lucky if I get two replies overnight. When I made this thread, I got two pages of replies overnight.
It's a subject that everybody likes.
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And if you don't get a girl... or a man...

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And if you don't get a girl... or a man...
I love my car, but not THAT much!!
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OP here, sorry I'm so late on updating this thread, I was busy trying to fix the misfire and get my baby running again. With that said, I can confirm that getting head while youre in the driver's seat and she's in the passenger seat is most definitely possible and the most comfortable way.
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Someone on this thread suggested that the best way to do the dirty in the 1er is if you're both in the passenger seat and she's on top, I will try to find this out soon. Im not sure if it will work with us because she is brazilian and on the thicker side, but it's definitely worth a try.

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lmfao. this thread is priceless.

just get some road head and call it a day
I personally hate road head. It's too stressful. I almost rear ended someone because my foot lowly let off the brake just enough to start rolling and I barely caught it in time
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Op here again. I'm happy to say that I am here to update this thread again

Like I mentioned earlier, someone in this thread suggested that the best way to do the dirty is in the passenger seat with her on top and I can confirm that this is the only possible way. But I am sad to report this can only work with the smallest of girls. The girl I was with was too thicc for it to work. Man, I really love this car but I'm wishing I would have gotten a bigger car.
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