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      10-20-2007, 08:12 PM   #2377
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Audubon Zoo???? The one in New Orleans??!!! Or the Aquarium? OMG!!! Does that mean our white alligator is sick or something and needs a replacement?!!!!
I dont know. Ill have to look into it!
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EAt it? Are you sure?
Babe, what ever you want to do with it, I'll see if I can help..

Oh snap, that just reminded me....one of our parties in college, some girl said she'd dildo herself with a banana for $100. she didn't care who was there, just wanted the $100. She ended up on the floor in the middle of the fraternity house, doing herself with a banana!

She wasn't exactly hot!
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Babe, what ever you want to do with it, I'll see if I can help..

Oh snap, that just reminded me....one of our parties in college, some girl said she'd dildo herself with a banana for $100. she didn't care who was there, just wanted the $100. She ended up on the floor in the middle of the fraternity house, doing herself with a banana!

She wasn't exactly hot!

A banana? Shouldnt it be something more firm?...I dunno about that...I'll just stick to penis than bananas
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A banana? Shouldnt it be something more firm?...I dunno about that...
They gave her one out of the freezer!


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...I'll just stick to penis than bananas
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I found a video of one of my old friends, she was payed $86 to eat a live goldfish.
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Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?
Fart.
How can you stand that?
I don't mind it.
How can you stand it?
Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV.
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A banana? Shouldnt it be something more firm?...I dunno about that...I'll just stick to penis than bananas
She mighta had a little trouble finding the doner penis. I think you're doing ok
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Uh oh fart. Uh oh fart.
Did you fart, Ray? Did you fucking fart?
Fart.
How can you stand that?
I don't mind it.
How can you stand it?
Ten minutes to Wapner. We're definitely locked in this box with no TV.
Thats a horrible name
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Rain man is on TV tonight...
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Sara, end of this month it goes back to Audubon Zoo. Been here since May.
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She mighta had a little trouble finding the doner penis. I think you're doing ok
lol.....I dunno Im think Im in the same boat as her minus the banana....
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Sara, end of this month it goes back to Audubon Zoo. Been here since May.
GIVE IT BACK NOW!! NOT YOURS!! OURS!!
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GIVE IT BACK NOW!! NOT YOURS!! OURS!!
Wow, a little possessive dont you think?
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Wow, a little possessive dont you think?
***** please
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Only my car is black. The rest is far from it.
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Only my car is black. The rest is far from it.
***** isnt black ****** yes...***** no...My white sister is my *****
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lol.....I dunno Im think Im in the same boat as her minus the banana....
Maybe you need a dolphin or rabbit to tide you over!
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ha, little slow tonight...maybe the name fits *him*
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