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      03-21-2016, 12:35 PM   #24465
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Doubt conti scrubs will last more than a couple days, meant the rc1 will moat likely last 8-10
Corsa System lasted 1.5 track weekends. The E63 is relative heavy even with the rear seats removed and can chew up tires rather quickly due to HP. At $2K+ for the set it was pretty expensive.

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      03-21-2016, 12:37 PM   #24466
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Speaking of tires..., really should get one on the bike before a blow out occurs.
Get on it...people need our services on STUFF and I can't shoulder this load alone!!
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      03-21-2016, 12:41 PM   #24467
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Small town girls vs big city girls, your experience.
Small town. No time for some high sense of entitlement bitch.



Wait, let me try again.





Nope.
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      03-21-2016, 12:57 PM   #24468
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Get on it...people need our services on STUFF and I can't shoulder this load alone!!
Maybe I can hit a pot hole and have a massive blow out and fly over the handle bars and do a kick ass front flip, but break one of my legs on impact and we can start the year off by suing the great state of North Carolina?
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      03-21-2016, 01:14 PM   #24469
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Maybe I can hit a pot hole and have a massive blow out and fly over the handle bars and do a kick ass front flip, but break one of my legs on impact and we can start the year off by suing the great state of North Carolina?
The only way that I will endorse this is if you manage a kick-ass scorpion upon landing. Gawd I love a scorpion landing!!
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      03-21-2016, 01:26 PM   #24470
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The only way that I will endorse this is if you manage a kick-ass scorpion upon landing. Gawd I love a scorpion landing!!
Wait, you want me to get hurt?
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      03-21-2016, 01:34 PM   #24471
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The only way that I will endorse this is if you manage a kick-ass scorpion upon landing. Gawd I love a scorpion landing!!
Darn. I was hoping for the three-point superhero landing a la Deadpool. I will accept the scorpion though.
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      03-21-2016, 02:11 PM   #24472
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Wait, you want me to get hurt?
Scorpions don't ALWAYS result in injury but they are cool EACH TIME!
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As long as it is filmed, I am okay with this.
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Darn. I was hoping for the three-point superhero landing a la Deadpool. I will accept the scorpion though.
There would definitely be extra points for a three-point Deadpool landing. Even more points for the landing by Kate Beckinsale in Underworld. She didn't even break stride...

Axius , you will achieve legendary attorney of stuff if you stick this landing!!
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      03-21-2016, 02:23 PM   #24475
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I believe a video exists of a guy that hit the back of a car on his bike and did a front ninja flip to the surfer position on the roof of said car...
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      03-21-2016, 04:49 PM   #24476
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I believe a video exists of a guy that hit the back of a car on his bike and did a front ninja flip to the surfer position on the roof of said car...
Yep bad ass
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I just watched The Big Short....

I need a shower...
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I just watched The Big Short....

I need a shower...
That movie, man
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That movie, man
I had friends that worked for Wachovia, who also had large portions of their 401(k) in company stock....

Wachovia was about 5 hours from being the largest bank failure in history.

Trading on Wachovia was halted and they watched the value of their stock fall to .35 per share, and could not liquidate...
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Small town girls vs big city girls, your experience.
What do you mean by small town girls? Like suburban or rural farm country?

From experience, girls you find from the city usually tend to be either A.) actually from the city or B.) from the burbs/tourists.

In the case of A.) generally more independent than other chicks. Kinda choosy. Most have some sense of entitlement, of varying degree.

In the case of B.) it's a mixed bag. Could be totally cool, or totally basic white girl. Depends on the city. From personal experience, most of the chicks I meet in Chicago are from the burbs, of which 90% basic. In NY it's mostly college chicks, who are also basic and/or clamshit crazy. From observing, chicks who are New Yorkers are often cat called/hit on by random dudes, hence they act really shrewd to my usual "how you doin". Have a decent convo with one, however, and more than often they turn out to be sweeties.
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I had friends that worked for Wachovia, who also had large portions of their 401(k) in company stock....

Wachovia was about 5 hours from being the largest bank failure in history.

Trading on Wachovia was halted and they watched the value of their stock fall to .35 per share, and could not liquidate...
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccc....

Situations like that and those portrayed in films like those make me shiver. Scary ass shit
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I just watched The Big Short....

I need a shower...
Such a good movie. Watched that this last weekend

Bankers are ASSHOLES
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Morning. Soreness is mostly gone.



Sausage soreness still persists, however.
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Morning. Soreness is mostly gone.



Sausage soreness still persists, however.
Maybe it needs some mustard...
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Maybe it needs some mustard...
Well, maybe you're right.
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Morning. Soreness is mostly gone.



Sausage soreness still persists, however.
Translation: Verbiage prefers to catch, rather than pitch?
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