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      12-09-2018, 01:12 PM   #2289
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Where's the LOL
The gears wont move. They would be locked up. The won't "work together".

Guess this one is a geek lol.
What?
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      12-09-2018, 01:17 PM   #2290
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What?
Based on the layout of the gears they could never turn, they are essentially locked up. When one turns the other turns in the opposite direction, so 3 of them would be acting against each other.

It's ok, it's a bad geek joke.
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What?
Based on the layout of the gears they could never turn, they are essentially locked up. When one turns the other turns in the opposite direction, so 3 of them would be acting against each other.

It's ok, it's a bad geek joke.
I get it. Was that the reason this was posted?

"LOL"
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What?
Based on the layout of the gears they could never turn, they are essentially locked up. When one turns the other turns in the opposite direction, so 3 of them would be acting against each other.

It's ok, it's a bad geek joke.
Alright mr smarty pants back to the tittens.
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      12-09-2018, 01:55 PM   #2293
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Alright mr smarty pants back to the tittens.
Yeah, my hands are cold! What a glorious invention.
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