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      09-29-2014, 03:38 PM   #1
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What the (&*^$% is wrong with people?

F'n people can't keep their damn hands to themselves. I come out of the supermarket and find a greasy palm print on the driver side front fender. I could see it from 6 feet away. Fortunately, it looks like the only thing that happened to my car. And I parked at the far end of the parking lot in an end spot too.
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      09-29-2014, 04:00 PM   #2
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That does suck but you might be getting overly angry about something that didn't cause any permanent damage.

It's the people that fling their doors open and hit cars next to them without thinking that gets me really angry.
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      09-29-2014, 04:12 PM   #3
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That's why I always park in end spots and hug the curb. I'm angry because someone had to walk out of their way to put that hand print on my car as I parked all the way away from everyone.
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      09-29-2014, 05:13 PM   #4
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Just be thankful no permanent damage was done. Could be a lot worse.
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      09-29-2014, 05:38 PM   #5
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It may have been a child...Can't be too angry about that.
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      09-29-2014, 07:09 PM   #6
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The hand print is larger than a child's but smaller than mine. Also the way the hand print was facing it was the left hand with the fingers pointing diagonally downward like they were staring at my wheels or brakes. The fingers were pretty slender making me think it was a female. Come to think of it, there was some chick pulling out of a parking space in a Lancer with a loud as exhaust. She did drive in the direction of where I parked.

Oh well.
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      09-29-2014, 07:11 PM   #7
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There was this guy in my area a few years back, he covered his genitals with Vaseline and pressed them against storefront windows at night. One morning when I ran this furniture store, I went to open and there was a big imprint on my window.... It sucked cleaning it up. At least it wasn't that....

I always park my whip far out. A few weeks ago someone parked next to me, sure enough I noticed a door ding on my flawless paint/body. Not happy.
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      09-29-2014, 07:50 PM   #8
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Friday afternoon someone put a dent in my hood. It is shaped like the palm of someone's hand followed by a couple scratches where their watch or bracelet slid along the hood. It was raining out and they must have slipped on the parking block running to their car. I hope they broke their wrist. They would be missing teeth had I witnessed it happen.
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Then there's this guy....
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There was this guy in my area a few years back, he covered his genitals with Vaseline and pressed them against storefront windows at night. One morning when I ran this furniture store, I went to open and there was a big imprint on my window.... It sucked cleaning it up. At least it wasn't that....

I always park my whip far out. A few weeks ago someone parked next to me, sure enough I noticed a door ding on my flawless paint/body. Not happy.
Be honest you were that guy right? Lol...lol...
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Today some asshole in a big white, rusted, dinged, utility van parked right next to my car in a very empty lot. That grinds my gears. You have all this space. Why park right next to my car?, now I have to be careful opening my door so I don't ding the piece of sh*t van. First world problems
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      09-29-2014, 10:59 PM   #12
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Be honest you were that guy right? Lol...lol...
Now that's funny. I don't care who you are...that shits funny!!!!
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      09-29-2014, 11:53 PM   #13
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the ONLY good thing about me lawfully obtaining a handicap parking permit is NOW i can park my tiny baby 1er in those big fat VAN access spots that have an extra car space on either side!! [oh the horrible looks i get but phoey on you b/c my shit is legit!]



Gotta look on the bright side - used to part at the far end of the lot, then car wreck [douche driver], spinal fusion, gimp tag..... at least i didn't get fat!
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Then there's this guy....
LOL this made my night!!

ITS A FAKE POOP!!!
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      09-30-2014, 01:55 AM   #15
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The hand print is larger than a child's but smaller than mine. Also the way the hand print was facing it was the left hand with the fingers pointing diagonally downward like they were staring at my wheels or brakes. The fingers were pretty slender making me think it was a female. Come to think of it, there was some chick pulling out of a parking space in a Lancer with a loud as exhaust. She did drive in the direction of where I parked.

Oh well.
So was she hot?
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      09-30-2014, 02:54 AM   #16
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So was she hot?
Not really. Looked like she's had some miles on her and been around the block a few times.
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      09-30-2014, 08:15 AM   #17
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Back when I was 18 and had my Rsx-S, my buddy and I went to a Meijer around 10/11ish at night. Came back and someone threw a bbq sandwich all over my front windshield.


I will never understand what the fuck is wrong with people.
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      09-30-2014, 11:21 AM   #18
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Be honest you were that guy right? Lol...lol...
I said a big imprint on the window, so unfortunately it was not me... lol...

It was on the news, he was doing it to like car windows and stuff. Pretty genius if you ask me.
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