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      08-10-2016, 07:59 AM   #36895
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Adding bacon to anything increases the perfection quotient of said item.
I'd slow cook the shit out of that nipple bacon, then drizzle some maple syrup and suck it off the nipple. Mmmmmmm!
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      08-10-2016, 09:07 AM   #36896
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Adding bacon to anything increases the perfection quotient of said item.
I'd slow cook the shit out of that nipple bacon, then drizzle some maple syrup and suck it off the nipple. Mmmmmmm!
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@shoeiASBSECU E93] (contact:134387) Need confirmation on whether completing puzzles makes @[jtodd_fl old; jtodd_fl confirmation whether you knit; if so, shoei ASBSECU E93 confirmation on whether knitting makes jtodd_fl old.

Please refer to personal experience, gentlemen.

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      08-10-2016, 10:22 AM   #36898
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You just named all of OT in one post. Epic.
I was apparently an after thought, inserted for almost no purpose at all.

But yeah, still



I dgaf how old that gif is either.
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      08-10-2016, 10:29 AM   #36899
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I dgaf how old that gif is either.
I love this gif so much.
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      08-10-2016, 10:32 AM   #36900
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      08-10-2016, 10:36 AM   #36901
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I was apparently an after thought, inserted for almost no purpose at all.

But yeah, still



I dgaf how old that gif is either.
Tonka, you're still an OG!
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      08-10-2016, 10:49 AM   #36902
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Reminds me at the fairytale from Bros. Grimm, Rapunzel, the girl who threwd out her long hair to make the prince be able to rescue her...screw that, dumb blonde! Every other women had open the door of instead throwing her hair outta the window
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      08-10-2016, 10:51 AM   #36903
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      08-10-2016, 12:43 PM   #36905
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smoosh - I can neither confirm or deny that shoei nickname is grandpa

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      08-10-2016, 12:45 PM   #36906
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I'm your uncle, so generationally I'm the same age as all those mentioned.

The only crosswords I do are on the scratchers.

The time I did crocheting/knitting was actually back in grade school, back when you had that annual tooth-brushing event with the red goo and then EVERYONE spit on the paper towels on the lunch tables right before they fed us the braised beef/mashed potatoes on same said tables.
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smoosh - I can neither confirm or deny that shoei nickname is grandpa

FTR - I'm not a measuring stick for 'old people'....U Fuq'r
It's gotta come down to you and mksixer and maybe even jtodd for oldness...

When you are THIS CLOSE to collecting social security, you are the measuring stick... The stick that all others are judged upon... When you were around for the Great Depression, you may be old... When you were around before Lego was created, you may be old... When you were around when the Wright Brothers first took flight, you may be old...

You are The last knight, if you will...
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What a long day. It's okay ASB, you're my favorite old man, Shoei is a close second, although he should be first since he never shit his pants in the car and locked the windows on me.
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Ya'll are killin' me....
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Ya'll are killin' me....
To be fair, is it really us that is killing you? Or perhaps it is the thing called time, decomposing, or I dunno, old?!!

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      08-10-2016, 01:41 PM   #36912
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Seems a bunch of old joints be, up in here today
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What's crackalackin?
Seems a bunch of old joints be, up in here today
Don't talk about ASBSECU E93 joints like that !!

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Ya'll are killin' me....
Dude, I hate to say it, but the slight hint of bbq baked beans nearly killed ME. Was that our first date or second? Could have at least waited until the fifth minimum.
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I'm hungry for baked beans now....DAMMIT!!
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