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[nyalpine90]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

To all ma biker boyz.... don't forget that people in cars don't see you.

must of been doing over hundred, car suffer deep impact

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I think it's been discussed that these guys are scared of big girls like me. They like those skinny b*tches.

Lucky for both of us, I came along









just don't tell my wife

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Lucky for both of us, I came along









just don't tell my wife

Married? [IMG]http://weknowmemes.com/generator/upl...8557621642.jpg[/IMG]

[UncleWede]

Where is that dang sarcasm font button????

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Where is that dang sarcasm font button????

Yes we know you're a good little husband. Lol.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Lucky for both of us, I came along









just don't tell my wife

[Axius]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I would jump off a bridge before driving a Prius. I don't need to do wheelies or any of that stuff. I like twisties and scenic rides.

I want to ride a motorcycle off a cliff where I will descend at an alarming rate, where I will then deploy a parachute and float safely down into a crevice where I slaughter a mountain goat and eat it's still beating warm heart.

[Aatish]

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

I still miss my e92, I'm not gonna lie... Even though I'm just doing stupid shit to my f80... There wasn't as many wonderful things that I could do to my e92...

And paying "M-Tax" on parts for a current gen M car is kinda brutal...

'...still miss my E92....'

The warm glow of validation.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by F87LUV

I think it's been discussed that these guys are scared of big girls like me. They like those skinny b*tches.

I'm pretty skinny but my coworkers tell me I'd be really successful in prison. That's nice of them, I think?

[F87LUV]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm pretty skinny but my coworkers tell me I'd be really successful in prison. That's nice of them, I think?

Yes, definitely a compliment. Sometimes the tiny ones are the most dangerous.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I'm pretty skinny but my coworkers tell me I'd be really successful in prison. That's nice of them, I think?

Because you would kill someone first day in, but you're so small, nobody would think you had it in you. What they wouldn't realize is that you are 90% killer and 10% small female human with a mustache.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

Because you would kill someone first day in, but you're so small, nobody would think you had it in you. What they wouldn't realize is that you are 90% killer and 10% small female human with a mustache.

They do a pretty thorough cavity check on the first day, to look for sharp objects


my friend says . . .

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

They do a pretty thorough cavity check on the first day, to look for sharp objects


my friend says . . .

I don't believe he literally meant "had it IN you"

I hope.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

They do a pretty thorough cavity check on the first day, to look for sharp objects


my friend says . . .

Cavity check? Do inmates really use their fillings to make sharp stabby objects?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I don't believe he literally meant "had it IN you"

I hope.

He's old. I forget I need to word things in a critical manner, otherwise he will get confoosed.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Axius

Cavity check? Do inmates really use their fillings to make sharp stabby objects?

You would make such a fine young noob someday

[nyalpine90]

[Axius]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

You would make such a fine young noob someday

I'm a hardened criminal. Just today I went 8 miles an hour over the speed limit. Only issue is..., I'm too fast to get caught by the cops.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

'...still miss my E92....'

The warm glow of validation.

It feels good.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

'...still miss my E92....'

The warm glow of validation.

Does not mean I approve / respect a e93... overweight, slower and did I mention the weight of a killer whale??!!

It's all good, Pops... She's going back onto the lift... Round three coming right up...

[smoosh]

Originally Posted by shoei

Does not mean I approve / respect a e93... overweight, slower and did I mention the weight of a killer whale??!!

It's all good, Pops... She's going back onto the lift... Round three coming right up...

ayyyyy look who it is

ShUZI!!!

bang bang skeet skeet motha fuckaaaa

firin blanks since day 1