What's that? You wanna chit chat? Welcome to the whore thread!

[Dani]

so how many people do we think will read this thread tomorrow and say WTF?

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by Dani

so how many people do we think will read this thread tomorrow and say WTF?

not many. Fred, how is the wife?

[Dleo]

Originally Posted by Dani

so how many people do we think will read this thread tomorrow and say WTF?

WTF??

[TurboFan]

Originally Posted by Dani

TurboFan - you are F*#king hysterical. and I love your quote "if I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong"

why thank you! I aim to amuse, confuse, and generally f&*k with people! That, and flirt with pretty girls when the opportunities present themselves! but really, I'm harmless. Evil, but harmless!

[Dleo]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

not many. Fred, how is the wife?

dude, why do you always attack every female on the forum?

[TurboFan]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

the word love, and i dont give a fuck what you think i am, dont comment on me (this is about you) im not trying to amuse you, im not entertainment fred. Terrible.

hey now, everyone be nice. We're goingt o get this thread locked too, and that'll just piss me off! I'm working with a bunch of stiffs this week, and this is about my only amusement!:sad0147:

I'm just complteting some "Cultural Navigator" for this seminar at work that has me in Florida...wow....apparently i'm an arrogant red-neck american prick likely to incite terrorism and violence in any country I visit....cool!

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by TurboFan

hey now, everyone be nice. We're goingt o get this thread locked too, and that'll just piss me off! I'm working with a bunch of stiffs this week, and this is about my only amusement!:sad0147:

I just wanted to make sure she was clear, just so we didnt have any confusion.

[TurboFan]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

I just wanted to make sure she was clear, just so we didnt have any confusion.

Well I think ya've been heard! Now really, does it matter? Either Dani's hot, or Dani's got a hot wife (I'm going with the former here), and you're not going to see a picture of Dani gettin' jiggy with some other girl....SO....where does that leave us?

How 'bout dem Indians....nope, nikki'll hate me.....how 'bout dem Bengals!

BTW Dani, you can PM ME that picture!

and on that note, my old ass is goin' to bed, 'cause I gotta get up in 4 hous. Sleep well, y'all.

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by TurboFan

Well I think ya've been heard! Now really, does it matter? Either Dani's hot, or Dani's got a hot wife (I'm going with the former here), and you're not going to see a picture of Dani gettin' jiggy with some other girl....SO....where does that leave us?

How 'bout dem Indians....nope, nikki'll hate me.....how 'bout dem Bengals!

BTW Dani, you can PM ME that picture!

and on that note, my old ass is goin' to bed, 'cause I gotta get up in 4 hous. Sleep well, y'all.

Dude, search two chicks getting it on on google. god damn this is BIMMER POST, not ADULT FORUMS, seriously OT is OT, but since "ladies of e90" its a leg humping fest wtf.

[mesier1111]

Originally Posted by HyperM3

I cant tell you how creepy guys are. When Im walking with her, I notice every scumbag that checks her out. She doesnt even notice. I guess since they dont do anything for me(again, not a boob guy), I actually talk to a girls face.

I don't mind when guys check my girl out, I kinda of take it as a compliment, because she is coming home with me and is glad to be doing it. Plus, every now and then she catches them looking and it makes her feel good that someone other than the man who loves her thinks she is hot.

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by mesier1111

I don't mind when guys check my girl out, I kinda of take it as a compliment, because she is coming home with me and is glad to be doing it. Plus, every now and then she catches them looking and it makes her feel good that someone other than the man who loves her thinks she is hot.

you must not be a fat dude.

[mesier1111]

Originally Posted by ZGirl4U

still my fav

http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ChickenTuna/

Thats so funny, because when I went to the webiste when you first posted it, Chiken Tuna was the one that I picked out as my favorite as well. Nice choice

[TurboFan]

Originally Posted by schneid4323

Dude, search two chicks getting it on on google. god damn this is BIMMER POST, not ADULT FORUMS, seriously OT is OT, but since "ladies of e90" its a leg humping fest wtf.

ok seriously, you don't pick up on sarcasm very well.

[mesier1111]

Originally Posted by Nikki

this is what a female's torso should look liike;

+1

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by TurboFan

ok seriously, you don't pick up on sarcasm very well.

you cant hit on a chick over the internet then claim sarcasm, i created bullshit, i know how it works.

[!Xoible]

Originally Posted by Nikki

this is what a female's torso should look liike;

well missing belly button piercing and a small butterfly tat.. but yah, i agree in general

[mesier1111]

Originally Posted by Dani

ok this thread got long and creepy fast but I'll repond to some of the early stuff.

Yes I work out. I do yoga and I am a personal trainer and a figure skating coach.

Ice skating!!!!!! Nice, as someone who has played hockey almost his entire life, I love skaters, in fact I still love going to public skates sometimes just to go for an easy skate and soak in the smells of the ice Very theraputic for me........

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by mantis

well missing belly button piercing and a small butterfly tat.. but yah, i agree in general

yeah, im not into the little girl thing either.

[Dani]

Originally Posted by TurboFan

ok seriously, you don't pick up on sarcasm very well.

yeah I agree.
and for the record I never thought you were trying to hit on me.
of course if you were let me know (oh and in case you can't tell that last part was sarcasm )

[schneid4323]

Originally Posted by Dani

yeah I agree.
and for the record I never thought you were trying to hit on me.

No, but if you're some dude who is conning bmw owners with his wife, let me know con artists are deffinatly entertaining people

[mesier1111]

Originally Posted by TurboFan

Never much saw the point of no-check hockey! As a defenseman, my background as a middle linebacker was a great asset!

+1

[Dani]

Originally Posted by mesier1111

Ice skating!!!!!! Nice, as someone who has played hockey almost his entire life, I love skaters, in fact I still love going to public skates sometimes just to go for an easy skate and soak in the smells of the ice Very theraputic for me........

hey cool! there seem to be a lot of hockey players on here.