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      07-28-2016, 11:49 AM   #36147
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      07-28-2016, 11:52 AM   #36148
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What year TDi, model?
So you're still planning on just giving me the TDI right?
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      07-28-2016, 11:55 AM   #36149
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      07-28-2016, 01:45 PM   #36150
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Hey Axius - sorry dude, I'm getting almost what I paid for the car back, after 95k of driving!!

1MOREMOD - you'll break even...maybe
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      07-28-2016, 02:21 PM   #36151
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Hey Axius - sorry dude, I'm getting almost what I paid for the car back, after 95k of driving!!

1MOREMOD - you'll break even...maybe
We're officially fighting.
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      07-28-2016, 02:27 PM   #36152
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Axius - don't force me to break out the nukes (BBQ and Beans are loaded and ready)....
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      07-28-2016, 02:38 PM   #36153
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Axius - don't force me to break out the nukes (BBQ and Beans are loaded and ready)....
I will be riding the motorcycle to our next venture so you can feel slow again in Miss Piggy.

Beans away brother!
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      07-28-2016, 03:06 PM   #36154
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Axius - don't go all " shoei " on me!!

He'll use words like 'fat' and 'slow' to convince people that Ms. Piggy isn't really an ///M car....

WELL....he is just Jelly that an E93 M3 vert is faster than his F8X chain saw car
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      07-28-2016, 03:15 PM   #36155
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Axius - don't go all " shoei " on me!!

He'll use words like 'fat' and 'slow' to convince people that Ms. Piggy isn't really an ///M car....

WELL....he is just Jelly that an E93 M3 vert is faster than his F8X chain saw car
Oh your car is a real M car... It's just the version that let herself go after having a dozen kids and lived off of cupcakes and twinkles and weighs more than MKSixer and his whale...

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      07-28-2016, 03:16 PM   #36156
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My -01 injectors sound like a diesel pickup, so I've got a reman'd set of -09s on the way.

I can't stomach $200 a piece, got these for $370 total. I figure I can replace these 3 times before OEM would break even.
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      07-28-2016, 03:23 PM   #36157
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shoei - HAHAHAHAHA!!!

All that hate is DELICIOUS!!! I might even get as fat as Ms. Piggy

However - I'd still be faster than you
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      07-28-2016, 03:24 PM   #36158
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Today is a GREAT day to be in GOOG and AMZN....just saying
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      07-28-2016, 03:25 PM   #36159
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shoei - HAHAHAHAHA!!!

All that hate is DELICIOUS!!! I might even get as fat as Ms. Piggy

However - I'd still be faster than you
First off, you couldn't even pass a FAMILY SUV as the soccer mom destroyed you on the road, don't think I don't remember you calling and sobbing about that day !!!

Secondly, even if miss piggy may or may not be as quick as mine, once you get out with your walker with the tennis balls attached to the bottom, I can crawl faster than you walk...

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Today is a GREAT day to be in GOOG and AMZN....just saying
Hello?? Aatish, is that you??
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      07-28-2016, 03:39 PM   #36161
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SHIT!! GOOG popped, AMZN....WTF
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      07-28-2016, 03:40 PM   #36162
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shoei - You missed out on the Stock Market thread....

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That was short lived, your two posts are 15 minutes apart.
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      07-28-2016, 04:34 PM   #36164
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You old men and your slow ass cars, need to hop into your depends so I can walk you both on the 85cc scooter.
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      07-28-2016, 05:43 PM   #36165
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Well. Let me know when you need to know what a real M car sounds like. I'll send you a recording. Hey...you can play it outside the car so people can actually hear your exhaust and know the car running.
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Oh your car is a real M car... It's just the version that let herself go after having a dozen kids and lived off of cupcakes and twinkles and weighs more than MKSixer and his whale...

Well. Let me know when you need to know what a real M car sounds like. I'll send you a recording. Hey...you can play it outside the car so people can actually hear your exhaust and know the car running.
You and ASBSECU E93 with your fat bishes... Couple of chubby chasers...
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      07-28-2016, 05:51 PM   #36167
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