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      05-25-2018, 10:25 AM   #1629
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The usual crap:
- people not wiping machines
- people using benches and pin/cable machines as ass support while texting
- people not re-racking dumbells, plates, etc.
- guys putting their mouths on the faucets after brushing their teeth
- guys sitting bare balls and asses in the locker room benches
- guys struting bare balls and asses in the locker room
- guys starting conversations with me bare balls and asses in the locker room

My next house I'll have a dedicated workout area in the basement or garage.
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      05-25-2018, 11:47 AM   #1630
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The usual crap:
- people not wiping machines
- people using benches and pin/cable machines as ass support while texting
- people not re-racking dumbells, plates, etc.
- guys putting their mouths on the faucets after brushing their teeth
- guys sitting bare balls and asses in the locker room benches
- guys struting bare balls and asses in the locker room
- guys starting conversations with me bare balls and asses in the locker room

My next house I'll have a dedicated workout area in the basement or garage.
Will bare balls and asses be dress code at this new basement gym of yours?
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      05-25-2018, 12:35 PM   #1631
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Will bare balls and asses be dress code at this new basement gym of yours?
My garage gym has a pants optional policy, hey it gets hot in Texas and squatting in just your underwear is liberating

Maybe I should close the garage door next time

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Will bare balls and asses be dress code at this new basement gym of yours?
No way... imagine setting a dumbell on your junk because you weren't supporting yourself properly.
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      05-26-2018, 08:55 AM   #1633
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No way... imagine setting a dumbell on your junk because you weren't supporting yourself properly.
How does one actually do this?
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I still cannot believe guys sit bare bottom on the bench and then walk around barefoot.

I walk into the bathroom and see some bare feet sticking out of the bottom of a stall. yikes! That's freaking gross and I dont even think of myself as a germophobe.

I have recently been going to the gym at 4:30am and am quite shocked to see that these people, dedicated enough to gymat 4:30am, do not really show it physically, haha
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      05-26-2018, 04:31 PM   #1635
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SERIOUSLY...this chick is stalking me big time. she's keeps texting me. how do you block someone texts? she said she's crushing on me big time even tho I must have told her i'm married. is that the challenge these girls have nowadays...hitting on married men? I'm not gay fellows as I wish this shit happened when I was single but the fact that this 20 something year old is seriously stalking me creeps me out big time! again, how do I block her texts!!!!!!!! i'm not losing my house over this lol!
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Sue the gym lol. Get something out of this shit

Do you have an iPhone? Just click on the number, scroll down to the bottom and block caller
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      05-26-2018, 09:12 PM   #1637
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SERIOUSLY...this chick is stalking me big time. she's keeps texting me. how do you block someone texts? she said she's crushing on me big time even tho I must have told her i'm married. is that the challenge these girls have nowadays...hitting on married men? I'm not gay fellows as I wish this shit happened when I was single but the fact that this 20 something year old is seriously stalking me creeps me out big time! again, how do I block her texts!!!!!!!! i'm not losing my house over this lol!
Why/how does said 20yo stalker chic have your number to text you if you’re married????? 🤔
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Why/how does said 20yo stalker chic have your number to text you if you’re married????? ��
if you read back I mentioned that she knows one the staff members so that's how she got my info. anyhow, I figured how to block her # and her incoming texts. why couldn't this happen before I got married lol I talked to my buddy earlier this evening about this and he said that if you're single girls think there's no challenge. but if you're married they believe it's a challenge. I thought she was in her 20's because most of the girls there are in their 20's. she said she's in her early 30's but she said because I was checking her out she thought I was interested? don't all of us guys check girls out all the time?
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if you read back I mentioned that she knows one the staff members so that's how she got my info. anyhow, I figured how to block her # and her incoming texts. why couldn't this happen before I got married lol I talked to my buddy earlier this evening about this and he said that if you're single girls think there's no challenge. but if you're married they believe it's a challenge. I thought she was in her 20's because most of the girls there are in their 20's. she said she's in her early 30's but she said because I was checking her out she thought I was interested? don't all of us guys check girls out all the time?
Ahhhh, sry didn’t see that post. But regardless that’s not cool of whoever gave out your number. You may have a violation of some privacy rights on that.

Delete, Block, Ignore....she will eventually give up and move on.

Problem solved....your welcome
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SERIOUSLY...this chick is stalking me big time. she's keeps texting me. how do you block someone texts? she said she's crushing on me big time even tho I must have told her i'm married. is that the challenge these girls have nowadays...hitting on married men? I'm not gay fellows as I wish this shit happened when I was single but the fact that this 20 something year old is seriously stalking me creeps me out big time! again, how do I block her texts!!!!!!!! i'm not losing my house over this lol!
Why does this chick even have your phone brah? Especially given you are married

Edit... I read above. Neva mind. Your wife ain’t going to be happy
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      05-27-2018, 10:51 AM   #1641
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SERIOUSLY...this chick is stalking me big time. she's keeps texting me. how do you block someone texts? she said she's crushing on me big time even tho I must have told her i'm married. is that the challenge these girls have nowadays...hitting on married men? I'm not gay fellows as I wish this shit happened when I was single but the fact that this 20 something year old is seriously stalking me creeps me out big time! again, how do I block her texts!!!!!!!! i'm not losing my house over this lol!
Your kids/wife don't have a bunny, right???
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Just bang her.

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alright fellows. I'm at the gym this morning and I'm doing shoulder presses on the seated bench when I see from the mirror in front of me this pretty attractive brunette coming from behind looking at me as she's smiling grabs a pair of 15lb dumbells and sits on the next bench over. now mind you I have my Beats on so i'm just trying to be in my Beast Mode Zone. when from the mirror she looks at me and says something but of course I couldn't hear what she says so I take my headset off and say "sorry, what was that?" she says "it's Michelle!" now guys...she was smoking hot and super cute with her ridiculous Gym Shark attire (you know the one's i'm talking about) and i'm sitting there like fu....me.....and all I can say is "oh hey?!" she actually apologized to me and said she didn't mean to stalk me or creep on me but she said guys don't hit on me because of the way I look and they immediately think I already have a boyfriend. But when i saw you i was crushing big time all i could say to her was "thanks" so she said while getting up "hopefully I can just say hi to you but if you ever want a side chick, you know i'm down!" ugh!!! than she walks away. Bros.. seriously...that shit was crazy!
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alright fellows. I'm at the gym this morning and I'm doing shoulder presses on the seated bench when I see from the mirror in front of me this pretty attractive brunette coming from behind looking at me as she's smiling grabs a pair of 15lb dumbells and sits on the next bench over. now mind you I have my Beats on so i'm just trying to be in my Beast Mode Zone. when from the mirror she looks at me and says something but of course I couldn't hear what she says so I take my headset off and say "sorry, what was that?" she says "it's Michelle!" now guys...she was smoking hot and super cute with her ridiculous Gym Shark attire (you know the one's i'm talking about) and i'm sitting there like fu....me.....and all I can say is "oh hey?!" she actually apologized to me and said she didn't mean to stalk me or creep on me but she said guys don't hit on me because of the way I look and they immediately think I already have a boyfriend. But when i saw you i was crushing big time all i could say to her was "thanks" so she said while getting up "hopefully I can just say hi to you but if you ever want a side chick, you know i'm down!" ugh!!! than she walks away. Bros.. seriously...that shit was crazy!
You rich huh? Is this like one of those gyms that have pros? Lol. Looking for sugar daddy.
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You rich huh? Is this like one of those gyms that have pros? Lol. Looking for sugar daddy.
No pros at this gym tho it is located in a better part of the community.
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Not to make you paranoid, but mine were hella noisy when I popped my labrum

Its probably just your AC joint tho, unless theres any pain its likely just getting arthritic (my ortho says almost all lifters have some degree of AC dysfunction)
Yeah, there’s no pain, and popping has reduced since starting my rest period. Looking forward to hitting the weights tomorrow for sure though.
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alright fellows. I'm at the gym this morning and I'm doing shoulder presses on the seated bench when I see from the mirror in front of me this pretty attractive brunette coming from behind looking at me as she's smiling grabs a pair of 15lb dumbells and sits on the next bench over. now mind you I have my Beats....
Stopped reading after “beats.”

Bro, you have to post pics. That’s one of the 10 commandments of bro’ing.
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Stopped reading after “beats.”

Bro, you have to post pics. That’s one of the 10 commandments of bro’ing.
ah you must be one of those gym police you really care what people wear or what headphones they use...I love my BEATS as I can't hear mothereffer's grunting and screaming trying to bench press 100lbs and idiots dropping weight everywhere and that god awful music the gym seems to play. but if my BEATS bother you than you have some serious issues
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ah you must be one of those gym police you really care what people wear or what headphones they use...I love my BEATS as I can't hear mothereffer's grunting and screaming trying to bench press 100lbs and idiots dropping weight everywhere and that god awful music the gym seems to play. but if my BEATS bother you than you have some serious issues
Bro, it was a joke...
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Beats are terrible headphones with shit quality.

Nothing to do with people wearing them or whatever, they're just legit terrible headphones people pay wayyyy too much for.
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