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      08-10-2016, 02:05 PM   #36917
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I'll see about them on the drive home....anyone want to ride with me?

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      08-10-2016, 02:10 PM   #36919
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      08-10-2016, 02:14 PM   #36920
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      08-10-2016, 02:18 PM   #36921
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I was apparently an after thought, inserted for almost no purpose at all.[/COLOR]
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      08-10-2016, 02:22 PM   #36922
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Look at you today... All mean and shiet, taking shots at everybody... Who pissed in your protein drink?

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      08-10-2016, 02:24 PM   #36923
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      08-10-2016, 02:25 PM   #36924
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shoei - real men aren't afraid to own Vert's....
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      08-10-2016, 02:29 PM   #36925
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shoei - real men aren't afraid to own Vert's....
They are smart enough to avoid them?
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      08-10-2016, 02:30 PM   #36926
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      08-10-2016, 02:37 PM   #36927
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Come on 1MOREMOD - Don't be jelly!!

You know you secretly want a vert alien craft to cruise around in...
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      08-10-2016, 02:51 PM   #36929
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shoei - real men aren't afraid to own Vert's....
They are smart enough to avoid them?
Truth...
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@shoeiASBSECU E93] (contact:134387) Need confirmation on whether completing puzzles makes @[jtodd_fl old; jtodd_fl confirmation whether you knit; if so, shoei ASBSECU E93 confirmation on whether knitting makes jtodd_fl old.

Please refer to personal experience, gentlemen.

Mike. silvergray545 Aatish Verbiage EALm4 Mr.SugarSkulls fellas, this is what we have to look forward to: crossword puzzles and knitting. Enjoy it while you can. bimmette F87LUV Biorin C5driver Ladies, duly note the above. KEEP THE MOTHBALLS AWAY. Can't have a pre-retirement home smell emitting from your home pre-retirement. UncleWede Uncle, any tips for us all?

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