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      08-14-2016, 09:50 PM   #1321
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      08-14-2016, 09:51 PM   #1322
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Touché!!

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      08-14-2016, 09:57 PM   #1323
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Just bustin balls, like family .
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      08-14-2016, 11:02 PM   #1324
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      08-14-2016, 11:05 PM   #1325
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About to shave my pubs and pits

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      08-14-2016, 11:05 PM   #1326
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Lol why you shavey?
Because...
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      08-14-2016, 11:06 PM   #1327
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And for the record, Veet + wax.
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      08-14-2016, 11:08 PM   #1328
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Hmm, now that Phelps is retiring, I should take up Olympic swimming...
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      08-14-2016, 11:09 PM   #1329
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      08-14-2016, 11:11 PM   #1330
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The razor clogged up...

It was bad dude. Like bad.
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      08-14-2016, 11:46 PM   #1331
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All done

Thanks shoei for help on getting to those difficult to reach areas
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Somebody close this thread and life ban smoosh please

Jason. Dakle. Please. Help.
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      08-15-2016, 12:00 AM   #1333
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      08-15-2016, 12:10 AM   #1334
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Bhai, I know us Indian guys like to share a bit more information with fellow bhais than goras...but dude wtf.
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Bhai, pro tip: trimmer first than razor

It can become a bit jungle-y
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Bhai, I know us Indian guys like to share a bit more information with fellow bhais than goras...but dude wtf.
Bhai, pro tip: trimmer first than razor

It can become a bit jungle-y
Bhai, trimmer is scary down there. Scissors, then razor, and wax if necessary.
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      08-15-2016, 01:36 AM   #1338
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I. I feel. I feel sooo...exposed...
Lol why you shavey?
Because...
Dude....you look like you just fought with a weedeater.....and lost
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      08-15-2016, 02:17 AM   #1339
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Dude....you look like you just fought with a weedeater.....and lost
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Hey shoei - mine washed off
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I have to do my legs tomorrow. Weedwacker might actually be a good idea.
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Well yeah... You're supposed to wash off the Nair products??
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