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      07-18-2016, 10:34 AM   #10033
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Honest question for the ladies. Biorin Lups bimmette Sara504 F87LUV

WTF is skin care so expensive?
Because they have to jack off whales for their semen to use in said products.
You'd think there'd be volunteers!
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      07-21-2016, 11:35 PM   #10034
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Approximately how much wrap did you use for your interior trim?
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      07-22-2016, 12:20 AM   #10035
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Approximately how much wrap did you use for your interior trim?
Didn't you watch the video?

I bought 5x5 ft but probably have a third left.
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      07-22-2016, 12:23 AM   #10036
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Didn't you watch the video?

I bought 5x5 ft but probably have a third left.
I disregarded that part for some reason, my b. Thanks.
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      07-22-2016, 09:32 AM   #10037
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      07-22-2016, 09:51 AM   #10038
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      07-22-2016, 10:06 AM   #10039
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Guys are assholes. I'm a guy so I know.
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      07-22-2016, 10:07 AM   #10040
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Guys are assholes. I'm a guy so I know.
Haha yup. Too bad I can't switch teams. Hahaha
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      07-22-2016, 10:08 AM   #10041
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We're not all bad....
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      07-22-2016, 10:23 AM   #10042
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Is there a Mr. Bimmer for Bimmette?
Nope
That sounds like a Bimmette problem, not a Mr. Bimmette problem
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      07-22-2016, 10:27 AM   #10043
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Is there a Mr. Bimmer for Bimmette?
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That sounds like a Bimmette problem, not a Mr. Bimmette problem
Well... She'll always have belgie if it comes down to that?

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      07-22-2016, 10:36 AM   #10044
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      07-22-2016, 10:44 AM   #10045
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So you're saying you want to be a switch hitter...
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      07-22-2016, 10:54 AM   #10047
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      07-22-2016, 12:34 PM   #10049
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That's what seems to keep "popping up" when I log into FB
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      07-22-2016, 08:07 PM   #10050
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      07-22-2016, 08:21 PM   #10052
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They won't take you?
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      07-22-2016, 08:25 PM   #10053
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Meh, seeing as I've always worked in a male industry, play soccer, and kinda work on my car, I could be team captain. But no thanks
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      07-22-2016, 08:32 PM   #10054
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Meh, seeing as I've always worked in a male industry, play soccer, and kinda work on my car, I could be team captain. But no thanks
Lesbians are all mixed up anyways. Stap ons? A fake wiener? Eat each other out? Everybody has a tongue. Okay so they got boobs, big whoop, so does Caitlyn Jenner and even shes a dude.


I'll be Mr. Bimmette for a while. You're on the east coast still right?
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