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      07-22-2016, 08:35 PM   #10055
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I'll be Mr. Bimmette for a while. You're on the east coast still right?
Nope, back on the west coast/ best coast.
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      07-22-2016, 08:41 PM   #10056
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Meh, seeing as I've always worked in a male industry, play soccer, and kinda work on my car, I could be team captain. But no thanks
Cool. thought we lost you.
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      07-22-2016, 09:20 PM   #10057
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Nope, back on the west coast/ best coast.
You live in Canada. You can't say which coast is better than the other.
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      07-22-2016, 09:21 PM   #10058
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Nope, back on the west coast/ best coast.
You live in Canada. You can't say which coast is better than the other.
Whaaaat? I live on the west coast of Canada, dodo brain!
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      07-22-2016, 09:42 PM   #10059
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Whaaaat? I live on the west coast of Canada, dodo brain!
I never hear Canadians talking about west coast versus east coast. All I ever hear is them saying "eh" after everything.

TGIF, eh?
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      07-22-2016, 09:44 PM   #10060
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Whaaaat? I live on the west coast of Canada, dodo brain!
I never hear Canadians talking about west coast versus east coast. All I ever hear is them saying "eh" after everything.

TGIF, eh?
We very much have a west vs. east thing going on in Canada too. Mostly it's Vancouver vs Toronto but it's no competition. Vancouver is the best, most beautiful city in our country.
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      07-22-2016, 11:01 PM   #10061
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We very much have a west vs. east thing going on in Canada too. Mostly it's Vancouver vs Toronto but it's no competition. Vancouver is the best, most beautiful city in our country.
I don't doubt it. Vij's restaurant in Vancouver remains to be the best Indian restaurant I've ever been to. Their lamb curry is absolutely phenomenal and I haven't had better. Long waits though, but worth it!
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      07-23-2016, 08:05 AM   #10062
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There was a group of angry Canadian geese protesting by blocking the boulevard on my way to work yesterday morning. First BLM now the damn Canadians. When will everyone just get along?
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      07-23-2016, 08:17 AM   #10063
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      07-23-2016, 08:35 AM   #10064
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Ladies, if you had a friend named Pooja, what nickname would you give her?

I mean "P" or "Poo" don't really cut it.....
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      07-23-2016, 08:52 AM   #10065
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Ladies, if you had a friend named Pooja, what nickname would you give her?

I mean "P" or "Poo" don't really cut it.....
Poo"h" Bear
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      07-23-2016, 08:54 AM   #10066
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fair enough... has a ring to it.
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      07-23-2016, 01:47 PM   #10067
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fair enough... has a ring to it.
Go with Gerald. Or John. Maybe even a Gertrude.

Anything that has nothing to do with his real name.
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      07-23-2016, 01:56 PM   #10068
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      07-23-2016, 02:18 PM   #10069
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Write her song. Her name rhymes with "hoohah" and "boo yah". How many times you going to get chance?
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      07-23-2016, 03:07 PM   #10070
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Okay, this is a serious question...

Sex without condoms is natural. A few chicks I've been with in the past had IUDs so we had sex w/o condoms. They all said they enjoy it much more because it's natural and feels right...even said they enjoy the male orgasm part deep inside, if you know what I mean

So...

Do women enjoy getting filled up after sex? (Assuming she knows the dude and she allows him to)
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So girls like being finger popped in their buttholes
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      07-23-2016, 03:15 PM   #10072
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      07-23-2016, 03:24 PM   #10073
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HAH!! Already died years ago

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#dead

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Okay, this is a serious question...

Sex without condoms is natural. A few chicks I've been with in the past had IUDs so we had sex w/o condoms. They all said they enjoy it much more because it's natural and feels right...even said they enjoy the male orgasm part deep inside, if you know what I mean

So...

Do women enjoy getting filled up after sex? (Assuming she knows the dude and she allows him to)
In for the kill!!

I've had random sex like twice in my life and with them naturally protection had to be worn but with my other partners, I seriously couldn't stand the idea of being separated. To some of us sex is personal and that involves the trust aspects.
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Yes. In for the kill.
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HAH!! Already died years ago

*awkward moment*

#dead

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I have this friend who has serious control issues. She has a thing of popping the guys cherries. Apparently a finger will do to set you off like a fountain does.

Im sure she only uses her skills for the good of mankind.
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      07-23-2016, 06:25 PM   #10075
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Okay, this is a serious question...

Sex without condoms is natural. A few chicks I've been with in the past had IUDs so we had sex w/o condoms. They all said they enjoy it much more because it's natural and feels right...even said they enjoy the male orgasm part deep inside, if you know what I mean

So...

Do women enjoy getting filled up after sex? (Assuming she knows the dude and she allows him to)
In for the kill!!

I've had random sex like twice in my life and with them naturally protection had to be worn but with my other partners, I seriously couldn't stand the idea of being separated. To some of us sex is personal and that involves the trust aspects.
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HAH!! Already died years ago

*awkward moment*

#dead

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I have this friend who has serious control issues. She has a thing of popping the guys cherries. Apparently a finger will do to set you off like a fountain does.

Im sure she only uses her skills for the good of mankind.
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