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      06-07-2016, 01:38 PM   #9835
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      06-07-2016, 01:48 PM   #9836
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I once sent @Lups a pick of my ____________.

She wanted more.
True story! It's impossible to find good raisins and he clearly had a source.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      06-07-2016, 01:49 PM   #9837
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True story! It's impossible to find good raisins and he clearly had a source.
LMAO.
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"biorin looking for baby daddy #2, biorin=not funny"

Aww, who can I thank for these tags?
Wow! Damn!

Can I apply? I'd love to have more babies and since you work and are the rich bitch, I'd love to impregnate you.

Hold on, I am sending my cv to you at once.
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      06-07-2016, 01:53 PM   #9839
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LMAO.
That's not funny! We women love to look at a set of tight man buns. Never laugh your ass off.

Maybe calves. We can edit those out from the view.
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      06-07-2016, 02:42 PM   #9840
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      06-07-2016, 05:25 PM   #9841
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Because too small?
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      06-07-2016, 05:38 PM   #9842
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Wow! Damn!

Can I apply? I'd love to have more babies and since you work and are the rich bitch, I'd love to impregnate you.

Hold on, I am sending my cv to you at once.
Bring your peter. You're in. Literally.
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      06-07-2016, 06:32 PM   #9843
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Nice to see you ladies come back! Welcome, welcome...

Even the mustachioed one.
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      06-07-2016, 06:32 PM   #9844
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Bring your peter. You're in. Literally.
We are getting close to pay per view. Start looking for the mustache...
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      06-07-2016, 06:34 PM   #9845
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That's not funny! We women love to look at a set of tight man buns. Never laugh your ass off.

Maybe calves. We can edit those out from the view.
My quads are huge and muscular....is that acceptable?
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My quads are huge and muscular....is that acceptable?
Dunno, I tend to keep my eyes higher.
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      06-08-2016, 12:19 AM   #9847
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Dunno, I tend to keep my eyes higher.
I thought you're a sucker for calves?

Wow. So then, how MUCH higher?
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      06-08-2016, 01:33 AM   #9848
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Dunno, I tend to keep my eyes higher.
I thought you're a sucker for calves?

Wow. So then, how MUCH higher?
Depends on the man.
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      06-08-2016, 12:15 PM   #9849
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I once sent @Lups a pick of my ____________.

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True story! It's impossible to find good raisins and he clearly had a source.
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      06-08-2016, 12:29 PM   #9850
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Dunno, I tend to keep my eyes higher.
That's such a lie, I saw you checking out my glutes in my new speedo whilst I was skimming your filthy pool yesterday!
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      06-08-2016, 12:34 PM   #9851
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That's such a lie, I saw you checking out my glutes in my new speedo whilst I was skimming your filthy pool yesterday!
not the best image .. did you make Lup's pool 100%
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I thought you're a sucker for calves?

Wow. So then, how MUCH higher?
My eyes tend to be fixed on shoulders and back muscles more than easily bloated man buns.
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That's such a lie, I saw you checking out my glutes in my new speedo whilst I was skimming your filthy pool yesterday!
You signed an NDA! You're supposed not to tell people these or you have to clean naked again for a week!
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      06-08-2016, 12:40 PM   #9853
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That's such a lie, I saw you checking out my glutes in my new speedo whilst I was skimming your filthy pool yesterday!
Pics or it didn't happen.
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      06-08-2016, 12:52 PM   #9854
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not the best image .. did you make Lup's pool 100%
I'm the best damn poolboy she's ever had. Grant it, the only one, but still the best.

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You signed an NDA! You're supposed not to tell people these or you have to clean naked again for a week!
But, but, but...., ugh, fine. On one condition, jalapenos for dinner.

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Pics or it didn't happen.
I signed an NDA and already broke one rule, not going to break anymore. I've learned my lesson.
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I signed an NDA and already broke one rule, not going to break anymore. I've learned my lesson.
The damage has been done. You might as well make the most of it.

How the heck did this happen?

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      06-08-2016, 01:02 PM   #9856
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The damage has been done. You might as well make the most of it.

How the heck did this happen?

Much like I noted in the chat thread, nobody will ever reach the level of awesomeness I am at, so inherently, I get mega rep while noone else can.
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