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      06-08-2016, 02:10 PM   #9835
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Which female do you dislike the most?
I dislike Ice-T's wife, Coco. Too many fake parts. But I don't know her personally so maybe she's a lovely person in real life.
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I dislike Ice-T's wife, Coco. Too many fake parts. But I don't know her personally so maybe she's a lovely person in real life.
Ops, allow me to clarify. Which female on here do you dislike?
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Hahaha! This was a few years ago when I discovered the wonders of SARMs and HCG....

Yes, that's my 1RM and O face.

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Ops, allow me to clarify. Which female on here do you dislike?
For me it's biorin!

She's like but all shiny and better and I bet she finds her shoes always!

That bitch.
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I dislike Ice-T's wife, Coco. Too many fake parts. But I don't know her personally so maybe she's a lovely person in real life.
She's nasty looking...
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For me it's biorin!

She's like but all shiny and better and I bet she finds her shoes always!

That bitch.
She finds her shoes because Verbiage is hiding in her closet and hands them to her when she needs them.
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For me it's biorin!

She's like but all shiny and better and I bet she finds her shoes always!

That bitch.
She finds her shoes because Verbiage is hiding in her closet and hands them to her when she needs them.
I need to get me one of those!
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I am sure you will have no shortage of volunteers.
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I need to get me one of those!
Isn't that what Mr Tonka is for?
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I need to get me one of those!
I am sure you will have no shortage of volunteers.
My shoe closet is minuscule. The only person I can imagine fitting in there is that little Asian dude from Ocean's Eleven.
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Hahaha! This was a few years ago when I discovered the wonders of SARMs and HCG....

Yes, that's my 1RM and O face.

Soak it in Lups.
Lol! This hurts!

My husband goes to the gym 5 times a week and he's now old like hell but he still gets requests to participate in competitions for lifting and I do have to admit I enjoy the view (and the strength, we have a lot of furniture) but no way in hell is that enough. As a long term plan for a life with muscles I suggest the spouse medicates heavily.
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My shoe closet is minuscule. The only person I can imagine fitting in there is that little Asian dude from Ocean's Eleven.
Little Asian dude? Still lots of opportunities for volunteers for OT...
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My shoe closet is minuscule. The only person I can imagine fitting in there is that little Asian dude from Ocean's Eleven.
Little Asian dude? Still lots of opportunities for volunteers for OT...
Ooohhhhh so low... and I'm not talking about their height
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Lol! This hurts!

My husband goes to the gym 5 times a week and he's now old like hell but he still gets requests to participate in competitions for lifting and I do have to admit I enjoy the view (and the strength, we have a lot of furniture) but no way in hell is that enough. As a long term plan for a life with muscles I suggest the spouse medicates heavily.
Not at competition level but can't imagine getting old and not lifting. I'll be the old dude in the gym doing old school out of date exercises.

My wife said I'm more vain than she is.
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Ooohhhhh so low... and I'm not talking about their height
Daaaamn.... Just cuz dude is small doesn't mean he wants to fit in your tiny closet.
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Daaaamn.... Just cuz dude is small doesn't mean he wants to fit in your tiny closet.
Many small dudes never come out of the closet... amirite {insert person you want to rip on here}?
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Many small dudes never come out of the closet... amirite {insert person you want to rip on here}?
Hahahahaha.... I thought the small dudes have a special place in the gay community?

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Not at competition level but can't imagine getting old and not lifting. I'll be the old dude in the gym doing old school out of date exercises.

My wife said I'm more vain than she is.
Get use to anti-inflammatory, orthopedic visits, PT, ice, heat, laughing at young punks, and wishing girls dressed like they do now when we were young.
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Get use to anti-inflammatory, orthopedic visits, PT, ice, heat, laughing at young punks, and wishing girls dressed like they do now when we were young.
Hehehe...and wearing knee-high dress socks and yelling at kids to get off my lawn.

But honestly, barbells and Dumbbells are really all the equipment you really need. Maybe Smith and hammer strength. None of the crossfit or UCF, Pilates, barre stuff.
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