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      06-10-2016, 01:41 PM   #9989
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Uh oh... mustachioed girl fight? Will there be pillows and slapping?

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Honey, what are you doing trying on my facial hair again?
Hey it works with my hidden abs and chest hair. Stop hogging the hair you bitch!
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I love black money as well..
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Uh oh... mustachioed girl fight? Will there be pillows and slapping?

Edit: There will be in my imagination, with potential IRL "slapping" on my end of some variety.
Lib and I seem to enjoy competing over hair. Sadly hers is perfect and mine sucks, so I hate her.

Fucking Asians getting all the good shit.

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      06-10-2016, 02:08 PM   #9993
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jalapenos . . . tortillas.
Can confirm, 66% chance of Mexican food
+ Beans = 100%
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Can confirm, 66% chance of Mexican food
+ Beans = 100%
Damnit, I am not a fan of those.

So 66% Mexican food. Fine!!!
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Damnit, I am not a fan of those.

So 66% Mexican food. Fine!!!
+ tequila or Bud Light = 99%, if you have any determination
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Hey Quincy! Thanks for all the nice new tags. How have you been?
For reals?
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+ tequila or Bud Light = 99%, if you have any determination
Tequila is on my ban list (seriously, the flashbacks of the last time are cool but jesus...) and there is no fucking way I'd drink bud light.

Now real beer and me love food. I don't approve light beers.

You sir are racist! You are limiting me because I just happen to have zero credibility when it comes to Mexican food!
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Uh oh... mustachioed girl fight? Will there be pillows and slapping?

Edit: There will be in my imagination, with potential IRL "slapping" on my end of some variety.
It's the Dirty Sanchez 500.
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That thing is soooo cute. My son has a book about a little dinosaur...looks just like that.
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That thing is soooo cute. My so. Has a book about a little dinosaur...looks just like that.
Hehe... I figured Biorin could use that picture... as well as some of the others.... when stalkers return.
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Tequila is on my ban list (seriously, the flashbacks of the last time are cool but jesus...) and there is no fucking way I'd drink bud light.

Now real beer and me love food. I don't approve light beers.

You sir are racist! You are limiting me because I just happen to have zero credibility when it comes to Mexican food!
Tequila is just "eh" for me. But my wife loves it. I have the same issue as you do but with Cognac - Remy Martin VSOP. Ugh.

When I drink beer, I love the ones made by Trappist monks. But at parties I'll drink Heineken or Amstel Lights cuz my fat belly (went from a 32" to 35" waist due to lack of mobility last 6 months).

Haven't touched beer in several months now.
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Tequila is just "eh" for me. But my wife loves it. I have the same issue as you do but with Cognac - Remy Martin VSOP. Ugh.

When I drink beer, I love the ones made by Trappist monks. But at parties I'll drink Heineken or Amstel Lights cuz my fat belly (went from a 32" to 35" waist due to lack of mobility last 6 months).

Haven't touched beer in several months now.
I'm a whiskey drinker. I love the solid taste and the smoothness.

I can drink a beer or two when I have time and I'm studying but when I'm in no rush, that's my poison.

360 days per year I am handling crises and since I don't believe in men driving, I have to be sober. Every now and then I go out with my friends and we get hammered but since we all have kids, wives, dogs and a life, that happens every three years or so.

Alcohol was so much more fun when you didn't have responsibilities man!
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I prefer (memories, the taste brings them back!)glenfiddich. I still remember my first taste of their shit when I was 15. I also remember waking up from an other country three days later.
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Is that a racial slur for drug money? So not PC Belgie, so not PC.
Drug money really stinks like shit my friend and my home is not in jail !
I was talking about work after a registered real job , and making money without the spots of the daylight and without insane taxes..
Let's say the kind of money that leave your/our country alone...
For example fixing things or reparing stuff for other people with white money
Call it a second job in black and screwing the government taxes
I've only a white job and my amazing Belgian government takes (steals) "52%" of my sweat even before I have my paycheck in my hands....every single month !
God I love my country ...
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I prefer (memories, the taste brings them back!)glenfiddich. I still remember my first taste of their shit when I was 15. I also remember waking up from an other country three days later.
Yup! I remember. Mine is MacAllan 12 and JW Green (hoarded a stash of them).

Mac 21 is way to rich for my blood. The most expensive bottle in my rotation is either JW Blue or 21.
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