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      06-03-2015, 08:59 PM   #265
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You share the same hairdresser or something? Why do you both your ends need work?
I have dead ends. Too much product on the weekends. Going for that whole "Jersey Shore" look has really put a damper on not only my budget, but my poor hair follicles as well.


I'm glad I can always count on you for a comment like this, lol.
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Aww billup, at less you have two won in your life you can count on, and your mother and sister.

I did not know adults act like that.
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Sorry, I got nothing. You were being nice indeed. You need to expand into the not insane ladies your views.
I don't get it. I'm not mean to anyone I care about for no reason. Nor do I swear at people I'm talking to in a serious manner. Joking? Yeah. Real talk? That's not right. I have too much on my plate to be talked to like a piece of shit. I always end up with the crazy ones. Except my mother and sisters. They've really messed me up identifying crazies before it's too late.

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Ah so this chick knows you pretty well, and yet she still likes you?

Ok, I concede, my thread will eventually die while this one will likely live forever.
Hey now. Most people just get sucked into the facade I put on, so I usually look like a decent guy. On the inside, I'm a manipulative monster. Our little secret.

This one will forever. It's fair game for anything anyone wants to say, and I think that's about as appropriate as OT can get. Free reigns to anyone!
I like that you share your secretive manipulative monster side with us. I'm serious when I say, I've actually learned a lot from you.
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Aww billup, at less you have two won in your life you can count on, and your mother and sister.

I did not know adults act like that.
It's not the first time she's sworn at me or been mean just because she took something I've said out of context. I just got fed up with it, and I called her out on it, because that's not fair. I would and have done anything in the world to help her, and to see/do new things with, but I have a breaking point. I can't be nice forever.

Well, I mean..., I have four. Mother, two sisters, and you.

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I appreciate it. I know a lot of the time I'm really sarcastic, but I love life, and I think it's something to enjoy and embrace. I've learned a lot in my short period here, and I really do like sharing what I feel I know, even if it's only an opinion. There's a lot of amazing people in the world, and a lot to learn from each person.
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Aww billup, at less you have two won in your life you can count on, and your mother and sister.

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It's not the first time she's sworn at me or been mean just because she took something I've said out of context. I just got fed up with it, and I called her out on it, because that's not fair. I would and have done anything in the world to help her, and to see/do new things with, but I have a breaking point. I can't be nice forever.

Well, I mean..., I have four. Mother, two sisters, and you.

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I appreciate it. I know a lot of the time I'm really sarcastic, but I love life, and I think it's something to enjoy and embrace. I've learned a lot in my short period here, and I really do like sharing what I feel I know, even if it's only an opinion. There's a lot of amazing people in the world, and a lot to learn from each person.
Awww you went all nice and sappy on me. I meant though that you've taught me what assholes guys are hahaha!!!
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Bimette must be counted for. I actually like that woman a lot.

Yeah, that sounds like a pain and there is no way she'll sees that. Everything will always be your fault somehow. Get out and use bimmette and I as your test group before getting into an other friendship.

Oh, condoms.
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Bimette must be counted for. I actually like that woman a lot.

Yeah, that sounds like a pain and there is no way she'll sees that. Everything will always be your fault somehow. Get out and use bimmette and I as your test group before getting into an other friendship.

Oh, condoms.
I may have been bothered before, but now it's just like a fart in the wind. May be stinky for a minute, but it'll soon be gone.

I don't have time to get out. I have too much house work to accomplish. I haven't even gotten the stripper pole installed in the living room yet. Not to mention all the mirrors for the main stage are a day late from shipping. NEVER ENDING CYCLE!

I know what condoms are. I have a drawer full of them from 2005.

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Awww you went all nice and sappy on me. I meant though that you've taught me what assholes guys are hahaha!!!
You're killing me smalls! Now I feel like I need to go out and kick the neighbors dog just to make a point. Ugh. It's too late for this shit, Tarbear.

Ninja edit: DONT SAY SERIOUS IF YOU ARENT SERIOUS. I LITERALLY JUST SAID TWO SECONDS AGO THAT I CANT "DECODE" WOMEN WORD THINGS.
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Hahaha Billup! Renovating is so much fun. You will love the results.

Good. We want the little billups in a stable home and not a bat shit insane mom.
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Lol, Don't mess with the Zohan.

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Bimette must be counted for. I actually like that woman a lot.

Yeah, that sounds like a pain and there is no way she'll sees that. Everything will always be your fault somehow. Get out and use bimmette and I as your test group before getting into an other friendship.

Oh, condoms.
I may have been bothered before, but now it's just like a fart in the wind. May be stinky for a minute, but it'll soon be gone.

I don't have time to get out. I have too much house work to accomplish. I haven't even gotten the stripper pole installed in the living room yet. Not to mention all the mirrors for the main stage are a day late from shipping. NEVER ENDING CYCLE!

I know what condoms are. I have a drawer full of them from 2005.

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Awww you went all nice and sappy on me. I meant though that you've taught me what assholes guys are hahaha!!!
You're killing me smalls! Now I feel like I need to go out and kick the neighbors dog just to make a point. Ugh. It's too late for this shit, Tarbear.

Ninja edit: DONT SAY SERIOUS IF YOU ARENT SERIOUS. I LITERALLY JUST SAID TWO SECONDS AGO THAT I CANT "DECODE" WOMEN WORD THINGS.
But I'm serious Billy. You have taught me the way guys truly think. I just didn't mean it in a very complimentary way
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Hahaha Billup! Renovating is so much fun. You will love the results.

Good. We want the little billups in a stable home and not a bat shit insane mom.
I've been loving it so far. Have some pretty crazy colors in the master bath and the kitchen. I'll post pictures once I have a final product in the whole place. Between house work and yard work, it's been nonstop.

Nope. Someone respectable will get this magic seed. Too bad that's a rarity anymore.

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But I'm serious Billy. You have taught me the way guys truly think. I just didn't mean it in a very complimentary way
You called me Billy. Tarbear, what are you doing to me.

I won't beat around the bush. I'll tell it how it is. Too bad there's no way to teach us how women truly think.

What was your perception of guys before? Surely it couldn't have been as bad as Sara's.
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But I'm serious Billy. You have taught me the way guys truly think. I just didn't mean it in a very complimentary way
You called me Billy. Tarbear, what are you doing to me.

I won't beat around the bush. I'll tell it how it is. Too bad there's no way to teach us how women truly think.

What was your perception of guys before? Surely it couldn't have been as bad as Sara's.
Nah, I'm not naive. But you, and a few others on here, are real dogs. It's just interesting to read how you think.
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Nah, I'm not naive. But you, and a few others on here, are real dogs. It's just interesting to read how you think.
I might be, but no matter what, there's nothing less than 150% given. You need to consider, a lot of this is fun and games to me. How I live my life is a separate world.
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Nah, I'm not naive. But you, and a few others on here, are real dogs. It's just interesting to read how you think.
I might be, but no matter what, there's nothing less than 150%. You need to consider, a lot of this is fun and games to me. How I live my life is a separate world.
So now you're a gentleman in real life who treats women with respect?
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Lol, Don't mess with the Zohan.

Heyyyyy, I love Singapores "I already don't remember" from that soundtrack.

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So now you're a gentleman in real life who treats women with respect?
Again. I admire you're knowledge based on what you've read, but the relevance to actual life, you have no idea. I won't defend it, just because of how ridiculous it sounds to that you think you know.
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Again. I admire you're knowledge based on what you've read, but the relevance to actual life, you have no idea. I won't defend it, just because of how ridiculous it sounds to that you think you know.
It's ok Billy. I know you can be a nice guy. I remember when you and your ex broke up and you were upset. I thought, aw this guy does have a heart
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I've been loving it so far. Have some pretty crazy colors in the master bath and the kitchen. I'll post pictures once I have a final product in the whole place. Between house work and yard work, it's been nonstop.

Nope. Someone respectable will get this magic seed. Too bad that's a rarity anymore.



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It's ok Billy. I know you can be a nice guy. I remember when you and your ex broke up and you were upset. I thought, aw this guy does have a heart
What happened between her and I was a learning experience. I'd already been through so much before I met her, there was two different levels of thinking. I may be straight forward and an ass at times, but life can't replace people who matter and they deserve the best which is all I'll give, just like I'm sure you do for people in your life.

Really hard times can do a lot to a person.
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It's ok Billy. I know you can be a nice guy. I remember when you and your ex broke up and you were upset. I thought, aw this guy does have a heart
What happened between her and I was a learning experience. I'd already been through so much before I met her, there was two different levels. I may be straight forward and an ass at times, but life can't replace people who matter and they deserve the best, just like I'm sure you do for people in your life.

Really hard times can do a lot to a person.
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