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      07-26-2016, 01:51 PM   #27677
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First stomach virus I've ever gotten in my life...

Bunk ass steak from crappy burrito shop

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Have you gotten checked for AIDS. After reading the Tinder thread, you may want to get checked...
You mean the post where eal finally got laid and will probably have child support for the next 18 years?

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I just caught one of the male admins at work crying in a conference room.
Walk in there and tell him that his momma didn't raise no BITCH.
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      07-26-2016, 01:52 PM   #27679
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Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
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First stomach virus I've ever gotten in my life...

Bunk ass steak from crappy burrito shop

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Exploding out of both ends?
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      07-26-2016, 01:53 PM   #27682
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First stomach virus I've ever gotten in my life...

Bunk ass steak from crappy burrito shop

Dying up in this bitch
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      07-26-2016, 01:53 PM   #27683
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Nope. I ran out as fast as I could. lol.
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Walk in there and tell him that his momma didn't raise no BITCH.
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Do you work with smoosh ? :
While you bitch slap him back to his senses. Think, Patton!!
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Hell, I get random sausage attacks when I go anywhere.

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I just caught one of the male admins at work crying in a conference room.
Omg how mortifying!
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      07-26-2016, 01:54 PM   #27686
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Have you gotten checked for AIDS. After reading the Tinder thread, you may want to get checked...


That's a good point though!!

So my farts have been HORRIBLE during this stomach virus...they smell "infectiony" haha. My Captain and Commanders frequently walk into my office to chit chat about work, politics, sports, etc...so every time I need to fart (and I have to fart else I'll get sharp pains in my stomach) I pick up the phone and pretend like I'm calling someone so they won't enter the office HAHAHA!!
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I just caught one of the male admins at work crying in a conference room.
Omg how mortifying!
I never know how to react to seeing men cry.
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Nope. I ran out as fast as I could. lol.
I don't blame you. One of the most uncomfortable things in the world is watching a grown man cry.

Was it a teary eye kinda deal or a face full of snot the fat kid from school stole my ice cream kind of bawling?
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That's a good point though!!

So my farts have been HORRIBLE during this stomach virus...they smell "infectiony" haha. My Captain and Commanders frequently walk into my office to chit chat about work, politics, sports, etc...so every time I need to fart (and I have to fart else I'll get sharp pains in my stomach) I pick up the phone and pretend like I'm calling someone so they won't enter the office HAHAHA!!
You're dying. Send jtodd_fl , shoei , and me your stuff.
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      07-26-2016, 01:55 PM   #27690
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Nope. I ran out as fast as I could. lol.
Correct response: Sorry, thought this was the conference room, not the ladies' room!
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Nope. I ran out as fast as I could. lol.
I don't blame you. One of the most uncomfortable things in the world is watching a grown man cry.

Was it a teary eye kinda deal or a face full of snot the fat kid from school stole my ice cream kind of bawling?
He's an older guy. I thought maybe he got fired. Just silently crying while looking out the window.
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Exploding out of both ends?
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Check the color of the bubbles. You sent that to me on Saturday night. Two days after I asked what you were doing.

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