[mava330]

Originally Posted by Imperial

I know, being bullied by a geriatric....shit, even I'd want to laugh at myself for that

Odie but a goodie man. I still gotz legs and I can still run with 'da youngin's... Dood if you think I'm off 'da hook now, watch me drunk. Go ahead... ask Bella and Long for detailed stories...

Where are you puck? I had "BA-ZING" on the ground beggin for mercy and you weren't there to kick him like the little ho-beyatch that you are?!! WTF?! You always disappoint little grasshoppa. :mad:

Should I start resuscitating project "puck poundage" again? :mad:

[Imperial]

Originally Posted by mava330

Odie but a goodie man. I still gotz legs and I can still run with 'da youngin's...

with or without a walker?

Dood if you think I'm off 'da hook now, watch me drunk. Go ahead... ask Bella and Long for detailed stories...

erm, I don't need to know stories about you being drunk wiht Bella and Long. That's your prerogative, man...not really any of my business.

Where are you puck? I had "BA-ZING" on the ground beggin for mercy and you weren't there to kick him like the little ho-beyatch that you are?!! WTF?! You always disappoint little grasshoppa. :mad:

puck missed the boat, I guess, but it doesn't matter. Even if I was considering surrender, at least it wasn't from my E90 w/ X5 suspension thanks. Although I wasn't wearing shinguards, so had he kicked, he mighta done some damage actually...

[mava330]

Originally Posted by Imperial

with or without a walker?

It all depends... am I excited to see you?

Originally Posted by Imperial

erm, I don't need to know stories about you being drunk wiht Bella and Long. That's your prerogative, man...not really any of my business.

Stick to your $19.95 visual programming please.... You're not ready for the real "adults."

Originally Posted by Imperial

puck missed the boat, I guess, but it doesn't matter. Even if I was considering surrender, at least it wasn't from my E90 w/ X5 suspension thanks. Although I wasn't wearing shinguards, so had he kicked, he mighta done some damage actually...

Puck I'm not defending you here foo... step up g!

[Imperial]

Originally Posted by mava330

It all depends... am I excited to see you?

Can you still even get excited at your age? I mean, without any sort of pharmaceuticals.

Stick to your $19.95 visual programming please.... You're not ready for the real "adults."

you know a lot about this $19.95 visual programming business. Is that kinda like how you find your dates, too? 5 dolla make 'em holla? Wait, no, that's a bit much. 99 cents perhaps?

Puck I'm not defending you here foo... step up g!

puck's gotta start standing up for himself! How else will he toughen up? He's got to learn somehow...

[BellasBmw]

Originally Posted by mava330

No Bella hate... she's incubatin' my little kid... My drama series is in full effect!

Hhaah you know it. Lil Puck is brewing. Mac and i love puck so much we decided to name our first child after him, no not his real name, but PUCK. I mean can u imagine.. puck puck bo buck banana fanna fo fuck me my mo muck... ITs perfect!! That kid is gonna have some quick wit!

[Imperial]

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

That kid is gonna have some quick wit!

Unless he takes after his dad, in which case he'll be "special" just like he is

[puck724]

your sister is so mine....BA-ZING that miss america.

[BellasBmw]

Originally Posted by puck724

your sister is so mine....BA-ZING that miss america.

Puck has been hanging around mac a lil too much. Enough with the brokebackness, you guys need to seperate! Your corrupting sweet lil puck.

[puck724]

YEAH! your corrupting me! i need to hang on bella a lil more...

[BellasBmw]

Originally Posted by puck724

]i need to hang on bella a lil more...

Yeah thats usually what lil puppies do

[Squawks]

Originally Posted by puck724

i need to hang on bella a lil more...

Puck, a little advice - don't say "hang on bella" but say "hang with bella" otherwise homie that would just convey yourself to be short. I mean it's already hard enough with Imperial dissing you with the shin guards and posing next to your wheels to make them look big. Just watchin' yo back!

[mava330]

Originally Posted by Imperial

Can you still even get excited at your age? I mean, without any sort of pharmaceuticals.

Bitch pleeaaazzz… Quit thinking about my play and focus on getting past first base with your “lemme look drive-by” dating style.

Geez I was tastin’, lickin’, suckin’, bitin’, bangin’ even before your folks had that bottle of wine and decided on conceiving yo foo!

Originally Posted by Imperial

you know a lot about this $19.95 visual programming business. Is that kinda like how you find your dates, too? 5 dolla make 'em holla? Wait, no, that's a bit much. 99 cents perhaps?

How I find my dates? Homie this playa pimp has the dates come to me foo! Chauteaneuf Du Pape is in my back pocket followed by some 150 Grand Marnier…. Oh yes look up what I just wrote cuz I know you roll Diet-Coke style foo! And while you're at it bust out some knowlege on Perrier Jouet Rose please.

Speakin of your sight seeing drive-by’s, McDonalds has a special buy one get one free happy meal… that’ll be perfect for your "return to home plate" cuz you can’t reach first base playa dork-BA-ZING!

Originally Posted by Imperial

puck's gotta start standing up for himself! How else will he toughen up? He's got to learn somehow...

Puck’s tough enough already. His will’s just been beaten down and he’s afraid to show himself on the boards. It’s ok puck… you’re in your isolation stage… remember my script…

Take the lesson from Nine Inch Nails man… bow down.. I'll let you off the hook gracefully....

[mava330]

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

puck puck bo buck banana fanna fo fuck me my mo muck...

Bella remind me to make mention of this the next time I see you. This is some HAWT HAWT HAWT foreplay!

[mava330]

Originally Posted by Imperial

Unless he takes after his dad, in which case he'll be "special" just like he is

Brotha.... special?? Homie don't make me go there dawg. I'll bust out your repressed childhood memories of helmets and short yellow buses with the special seat belts to minimize head movement!

[mava330]

Originally Posted by BellasBmw

Yeah thats usually what lil puppies do

They also dry hump everything they see!

[mava330]

Originally Posted by Squawks

Puck, a little advice - don't say "hang on bella" but say "hang with bella" otherwise homie that would just convey yourself to be short. I mean it's already hard enough with Imperial dissing you with the shin guards and posing next to your wheels to make them look big. Just watchin' yo back!

Oh shyte!! Puck has acheived a NEW LOW!! Squawks is dissin on the puck-tronic? Dayum son! What has this world come to??

[mava330]

Originally Posted by puck724

YEAH! your corrupting me! i need to hang on bella a lil more...

You want me to change your diaper???

You hang onto Bella all u want... remember Bella and I have an open relationship and she's carrying our love/lust child. Question is does she want you holdin on to her? I'm all the man she'll ever need and want...

Don't make me bust out Richard Marx "Hold on to the Night" lyrics now either.

[Imperial]

okay, that other response is just too long for me to respond to sectionally, so I'll just give it a big in the interest of time

Originally Posted by mava330

Brotha.... special?? Homie don't make me go there dawg. I'll bust out your repressed childhood memories of helmets and short yellow buses with the special seat belts to minimize head movement!

I have repressed childhood memories? You're the one who's got quite the detailed layout of the interior of a short bus on hand. Projecting a little bit? Or no, wait, that's where you go looking for dates, isn't it?

[mava330]

Originally Posted by Imperial

okay, that other response is just too long for me to respond to sectionally, so I'll just give it a big in the interest of time





I have repressed childhood memories? You're the one who's got quite the detailed layout of the interior of a short bus on hand. Projecting a little bit? Or no, wait, that's where you go looking for dates, isn't it?

Mentally handicapped people need some love too foo! :tweetz Oh I forgot... you're a "picky" "BA-ZINGer" !!!

[Imperial]

Originally Posted by mava330

Mentally handicapped people need some love too foo! :tweetz Oh I forgot... you're a "picky" "BA-ZINGer" !!!

wait wait, so you're knocking me for being picky, while you go trolling the short bus? Damn I don't think I even need to respond to that one! Looks like senility is doing my work for me

[flush01]

just by reading your posts i HIGHLY doubt that you're a playa or a pimp... playas and pimps don't suck up to girls (bella in this case) like you do... ok, so it happend that bella is hot and into e90's, now alot of people here has to suck up to her like there's no tomorow ?(it's actually pretty funny watching nerds with no game replying to her).. go out sometime, there's 100's of bellas all around, but i doubt that will help you anyways

Originally Posted by mava330

Bitch pleeaaazzz… Quit thinking about my play and focus on getting past first base with your “lemme look drive-by” dating style.

Geez I was tastin’, lickin’, suckin’, bitin’, bangin’ even before your folks had that bottle of wine and decided on conceiving yo foo!



How I find my dates? Homie this playa pimp has the dates come to me foo! Chauteaneuf Du Pape is in my back pocket followed by some 150 Grand Marnier…. Oh yes look up what I just wrote cuz I know you roll Diet-Coke style foo! And while you're at it bust out some knowlege on Perrier Jouet Rose please.

Speakin of your sight seeing drive-by’s, McDonalds has a special buy one get one free happy meal… that’ll be perfect for your "return to home plate" cuz you can’t reach first base playa dork-BA-ZING!




Puck’s tough enough already. His will’s just been beaten down and he’s afraid to show himself on the boards. It’s ok puck… you’re in your isolation stage… remember my script…

Take the lesson from Nine Inch Nails man… bow down.. I'll let you off the hook gracefully....

[puck724]

oh snap.