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      07-26-2016, 02:05 PM   #35839
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Is it weird that reading this made me crave an eclair?
You know, it takes two to make an "eclair"

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shoei - I cranked my chain saw yesterday....still sounds better than the F8X M
Soooooo many here with N/A ///M envy.
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Is it weird that reading this made me crave an eclair?
Not at all... actual photo from smoosh 's date last night.

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      07-26-2016, 02:06 PM   #35842
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      07-26-2016, 02:06 PM   #35843
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That's a whole lotta nope.
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Is it weird that reading this made me crave an eclair?
It's perfectly natural. For you.
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      07-26-2016, 02:06 PM   #35845
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      07-26-2016, 02:07 PM   #35847
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Depends... Where is it from? Because I recently had someone take me to what was allegedly the best eclairs on the planet...

Was slightly disappointed...
Strangely enough, I am not a fan of the chocolate eclairs in Paris... chocolate topping + chocolate cream is too much. On the hunt for a new place in NYC, if anyone has recommendations.
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MKSixer....well, technically - I'm not N/A anymore either
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It's perfectly natural. For you.
Because... I love desserts, right? Yeah. I'm going to go with that.
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Should we make a sound compilation for them?
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MKSixer....well, technically - I'm not N/A anymore either
True but at least your HP isn't purely dependent on hot air. Like so much here!
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Hey smoosh - heard you have chocolate Yahoo ass nowadays...?

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In your current state, I believe that is a chocolate creampie.
Is it weird that reading this made me crave an eclair?
Depends... Where is it from? Because I recently had someone take me to what was allegedly the best eclairs on the planet...

Was slightly disappointed...
Anytime someone claims something is the best ever, be prepared for disappointment.
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No, is it scary? I don't watch scary shit. I just have some insider info on this one.
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