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      08-31-2016, 12:29 PM   #2223
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By girls you mean, Mom and cousins??

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I would do all my shopping there. "Hey, can't come over tomorrow, gotta grab some nails from Mianus." "Hey sorry I'm late, got stuck in Mianus all afternoon." "Hey I am going to go grab some stuff from Mianus, want to come with?"

Even better when you have to go pick up a friend. "Can't come to the bar right now, Philippe's stuck in Mianus and I have to help him out."
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By girls you mean, Mom and cousins??

Bastard!

My mother actually doesn't like either of my M cars. One is too loud and the other is too small. Lol
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      08-31-2016, 01:13 PM   #2226
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So your mom is able to hear the grass growing and maybe to big for the other car?
Just kidding, no abuse mom-joke...
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      08-31-2016, 05:11 PM   #2227
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Indian store gave me change in $2 bills lol
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      08-31-2016, 05:13 PM   #2228
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Indian store gave me change in $2 bills lol
You know where those go Bhai...

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      08-31-2016, 05:18 PM   #2229
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What happened to jtodd_fl ? Is he really banned? Say it isn't so!!!
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Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
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      08-31-2016, 05:26 PM   #2230
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What happened to jtodd_fl ? Is he really banned? Say it isn't so!!!
Huh? No way!
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      08-31-2016, 05:27 PM   #2231
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Huh? No way!
Look at his icon.
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Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
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      08-31-2016, 05:29 PM   #2232
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Huh? No way!
Look at his icon.
I'm certain that's been there...
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Huh? No way!
Look at his icon.
Yeah but I'm thinking it's a joke.
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      08-31-2016, 05:31 PM   #2234
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Indian store gave me change in $2 bills lol
You know where those go Bhai...

IN A STRIPPER'S BUTTHOLE!
Thought that's where the roll of quarters goes Bhai...
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      08-31-2016, 05:31 PM   #2235
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Click on his name then click on anyone else. Observe the difference.
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Several actors have played James Bond, Sean Connery IS James Bond...
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      08-31-2016, 05:32 PM   #2236
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Yeah but I'm thinking it's a joke.
Nope, he's banned. Avatar's gone on the desktop version, which is an indicator. Plus any signature he may have had (which I think he did) is gone, another indicator.

RIP.
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      08-31-2016, 05:47 PM   #2237
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Well... That's no buenos...
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Well... That's no buenos...
Poor guy's gonna get a blood pressure spike and keel over and die when he sees he's been banned...

And the real loser then? USA Today for losing another crossword puzzle competitor...they must be used to seeing so many go so quickly

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      08-31-2016, 05:54 PM   #2239
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Unknown. But I bet he went out into the real world in the car threads. Tread lightly there.
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      08-31-2016, 05:56 PM   #2241
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Prob this post...
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      08-31-2016, 05:58 PM   #2242
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Prob this post...
I hope not! It was freaking hilarious!! I almost spat my coffee onto the computer screen!!
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      08-31-2016, 06:02 PM   #2243
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He has been banned forever. Doesn't know why. That was his last post ^
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His icon now shows the green dot signifying that he is online. The plot thickens...


Where is Skunkwerks to help with this mystery?
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