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      07-27-2016, 12:46 PM   #243
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Would be sexy if manual.
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That is so not sexy. She obviously doesn't use a computer.
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That is so not sexy. She obviously doesn't use a computer.
Agreed. Nails that long are
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Would be sexy if manual.
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That is so not sexy. She obviously doesn't use a computer.
You can type with nails that length.
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Better! But I feel like I would get stabbed with those nails.
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It's ok. My future wife doesn't have to use a computer.
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You can type with nails that length.
But the underside is like a petrie dish that failed a strep swab... *shudder*
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You like girls that drive autos so they can't show you up in a three pedal car.
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You like girls that drive autos so they can't show you up in a three pedal car.
I like automatic so I can't get domestic abuse complaints from black eyes during road head shifting.
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I like automatic so I can't get domestic abuse complaints from black eyes during road head shifting.
Valid point. Road head is a no go with a manual.
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Enough on the nails chatter for Christ's sake... not mine.

Now, a heel to the nuts is more where I am at... but not my jewels

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Valid point. Road head is a no go with a manual.
Didn't think it was feasible as well - my girl proved me wrong...

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