Ask a girl anything?

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I love when you guys talk about me when I'm not around.

Yes. I can suck start a pool pump. Yes, I clear a certain members pool naked. Yes, money needs to be up front. No, I do not perform any operation not directly associated with cleaning pools.

I hope I've answered all your questions; now get back to talking about me to inflate my ego.

You look lovely in your avatar picture.

Aatish · 04-06-2016, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I love when you guys talk about me when I'm not around.

Yes. I can suck start a pool pump. Yes, I clear a certain members pool naked. Yes, money needs to be up front. No, I do not perform any operation not directly associated with cleaning pools.

I hope I've answered all your questions; now get back to talking about me to inflate my ego.

What's your equivalent GPM for that pumping action?

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

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Originally Posted by Axius

I love when you guys talk about me when I'm not around.

Yes. I can suck start a pool pump. Yes, I clear a certain members pool naked. Yes, money needs to be up front. No, I do not perform any operation not directly associated with cleaning pools.

I hope I've answered all your questions; now get back to talking about me to inflate my ego.

You look lovely in your avatar picture.

That pic is nothing. You should see real life. Will blow your mind. Swear to God. No lie.

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Aatish

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Originally Posted by Axius

I love when you guys talk about me when I'm not around.

Yes. I can suck start a pool pump. Yes, I clear a certain members pool naked. Yes, money needs to be up front. No, I do not perform any operation not directly associated with cleaning pools.

I hope I've answered all your questions; now get back to talking about me to inflate my ego.

What's your equivalent GPM for that pumping action?

Teaspoons per minute, you mean.

Axius · 04-06-2016, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

You look lovely in your avatar picture.

Thank you! I was hoping you guys wouldn't call me ugly or fat, so that was a nice gesture!

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Originally Posted by Aatish

What's your equivalent GPM for that pumping action?

Roughly 5,000 if it's a Wednesday.

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Teaspoons per minute, you mean.

Oh, you'd be surprised, buddy.

TBN54 · 04-06-2016, 11:25 AM

I'm horny for some reason.

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

I love when you guys talk about me when I'm not around.

Yes. I can suck start a pool pump. Yes, I clear a certain members pool naked. Yes, money needs to be up front. No, I do not perform any operation not directly associated with cleaning pools.

I hope I've answered all your questions; now get back to talking about me to inflate my ego.

Most girls on car forums have daddy issues, any truth to that?

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Most girls on car forums have daddy issues, any truth to that?

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Most girls on car forums have daddy issues, any truth to that?

Not if they are in the OT.

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

Pot stirrer.

Axius · 04-06-2016, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Most girls on car forums have daddy issues, any truth to that?

Can confirm, dad was an alcoholic and I'm a raging bitch that likes to point out peoples flaws instead of work through them and be understanding because I'm privileged as fuck by my good looks.

Mywifes335 · 04-06-2016, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by US///M3

Most girls on car forums have daddy issues, any truth to that?

Shhhhh...don't scare them away!

Jeez.

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Pot stirrer.

It wasn't intentional dad! I got hacked!

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 11:40 AM

I think it was shoei that I exchanged a couple of PMs with and those PMs culminated with a short and simple "Daddy issues, eh? You'll fit right in here." from him. Was the perfect intro to OT.

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I think it was shoei that I exchanged a couple of PMs with and those PMs culminated with a short and simple "Daddy issues, eh? You'll fit right in here." from him. Was the perfect intro to OT.

His best insults all come via PM.

Mr Tonka · 04-06-2016, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Verbiage

It wasn't intentional dad! I got hacked!

Now lies?!?! MKSixer YOUR son is at it again.

Verbiage · 04-06-2016, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Now lies?!?! MKSixer YOUR son is at it again.

Can't even hear him coming unless he's in the M6. Either way.....

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Now lies?!?! MKSixer YOUR son is at it again.

No kidding... I think he's been spending too much time with his Uncle lately. He's a bad influence.
*gives UncleWede some side eye*

Axius · 04-06-2016, 11:51 AM

UnlceWede is the resident uncle, good for coming up with creepy uncle things.

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Can confirm, dad was an alcoholic and I'm a raging bitch that likes to point out peoples flaws instead of work through them and be understanding because I'm privileged as fuck by my good looks.

Well, my father was pretty tough too but mellowed out when i was around 17. I didn't think much of it. I thought it was part of growing up.
We're so close now, we work on each other cars, i love him.

US///M3 · 04-06-2016, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

I think it was shoei that I exchanged a couple of PMs with and those PMs culminated with a short and simple "Daddy issues, eh? You'll fit right in here." from him. Was the perfect intro to OT.

Shoei is my bro.

jtodd_fl · 04-06-2016, 11:54 AM

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Shoei is my bro.

Ah, makes sense. You have bike in your sig too. Nice.

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