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      06-10-2016, 01:00 PM   #9945
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      06-10-2016, 01:02 PM   #9946
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I'm not...just...no, I'm not going to say....I wonder...no, no, no comment.

I will say this though...if all you were cooking on the grill were jalapenos, then I'm not so sure you can call it Mexican food....I suspect that strangely enough, there's a few more (albeit it subtle, certainly) ingredients that they add to make what they call "food".
Lol, I usually stuff mine with jalapenos mostly but the kids get beef, veggies and salad into their tortillas. It is very different than the Mexican food served there but I claim it to be Mexican since my mustache fits the genre.
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      06-10-2016, 01:03 PM   #9947
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We're all black, some of us are just less black than others.
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      06-10-2016, 01:28 PM   #9948
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Lol, I usually stuff mine with jalapenos mostly but the kids get beef, veggies and salad into their tortillas. It is very different than the Mexican food served there but I claim it to be Mexican since my mustache fits the genre.
Honey, what are you doing trying on my facial hair again?
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      06-10-2016, 01:41 PM   #9949
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Uh oh... mustachioed girl fight? Will there be pillows and slapping?

Edit: There will be in my imagination, with potential IRL "slapping" on my end of some variety.
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Honey, what are you doing trying on my facial hair again?
Hey it works with my hidden abs and chest hair. Stop hogging the hair you bitch!
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      06-10-2016, 02:00 PM   #9951
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Uh oh... mustachioed girl fight? Will there be pillows and slapping?

Edit: There will be in my imagination, with potential IRL "slapping" on my end of some variety.
Lib and I seem to enjoy competing over hair. Sadly hers is perfect and mine sucks, so I hate her.

Fucking Asians getting all the good shit.

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      06-10-2016, 02:08 PM   #9953
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jalapenos . . . tortillas.
Can confirm, 66% chance of Mexican food
+ Beans = 100%
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Can confirm, 66% chance of Mexican food
+ Beans = 100%
Damnit, I am not a fan of those.

So 66% Mexican food. Fine!!!
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      06-10-2016, 02:10 PM   #9955
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Damnit, I am not a fan of those.

So 66% Mexican food. Fine!!!
+ tequila or Bud Light = 99%, if you have any determination
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      06-10-2016, 02:19 PM   #9957
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For reals?
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+ tequila or Bud Light = 99%, if you have any determination
Tequila is on my ban list (seriously, the flashbacks of the last time are cool but jesus...) and there is no fucking way I'd drink bud light.

Now real beer and me love food. I don't approve light beers.

You sir are racist! You are limiting me because I just happen to have zero credibility when it comes to Mexican food!
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Uh oh... mustachioed girl fight? Will there be pillows and slapping?

Edit: There will be in my imagination, with potential IRL "slapping" on my end of some variety.
It's the Dirty Sanchez 500.
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That thing is soooo cute. My son has a book about a little dinosaur...looks just like that.
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That thing is soooo cute. My so. Has a book about a little dinosaur...looks just like that.
Hehe... I figured Biorin could use that picture... as well as some of the others.... when stalkers return.
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Tequila is on my ban list (seriously, the flashbacks of the last time are cool but jesus...) and there is no fucking way I'd drink bud light.

Now real beer and me love food. I don't approve light beers.

You sir are racist! You are limiting me because I just happen to have zero credibility when it comes to Mexican food!
Tequila is just "eh" for me. But my wife loves it. I have the same issue as you do but with Cognac - Remy Martin VSOP. Ugh.

When I drink beer, I love the ones made by Trappist monks. But at parties I'll drink Heineken or Amstel Lights cuz my fat belly (went from a 32" to 35" waist due to lack of mobility last 6 months).

Haven't touched beer in several months now.
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Tequila is just "eh" for me. But my wife loves it. I have the same issue as you do but with Cognac - Remy Martin VSOP. Ugh.

When I drink beer, I love the ones made by Trappist monks. But at parties I'll drink Heineken or Amstel Lights cuz my fat belly (went from a 32" to 35" waist due to lack of mobility last 6 months).

Haven't touched beer in several months now.
I'm a whiskey drinker. I love the solid taste and the smoothness.

I can drink a beer or two when I have time and I'm studying but when I'm in no rush, that's my poison.

360 days per year I am handling crises and since I don't believe in men driving, I have to be sober. Every now and then I go out with my friends and we get hammered but since we all have kids, wives, dogs and a life, that happens every three years or so.

Alcohol was so much more fun when you didn't have responsibilities man!
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