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      07-23-2018, 01:20 PM   #2157
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am President Obama and I am the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and jumped. The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I was the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I was the U.S. Secretary of State, and I had to endure sniper fire in Bosnia, so that makes me a war hero." So she grabbed the third parachute and jumped. The fourth passenger, President Donald J. Trump, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best that I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's still one parachute left for you. Either "the chosen one" or "the war hero" took my backpack.".
lol

This is some North Korea "Dear Leader" level of forced fellatio. Do you really buy this?!

Lets make this clear: No one in that plane will give up that chute, ESPECIALLY Trump. This is delusion on an epically stupid scale. Bravo!

wow... this really made my day. Literally every conversation I will have for the rest of the day will be infinitely more intelligent than this.
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      07-23-2018, 03:32 PM   #2160
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lol

This is some North Korea "Dear Leader" level of forced fellatio. Do you really buy this?!

Lets make this clear: No one in that plane will give up that chute, ESPECIALLY Trump. This is delusion on an epically stupid scale. Bravo!

wow... this really made my day. Literally every conversation I will have for the rest of the day will be infinitely more intelligent than this.
Calm down, it's a joke not a real story!
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      07-23-2018, 04:05 PM   #2161
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, "I am President Obama and I am the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and jumped. The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I was the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to die." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I was the U.S. Secretary of State, and I had to endure sniper fire in Bosnia, so that makes me a war hero." So she grabbed the third parachute and jumped. The fourth passenger, President Donald J. Trump, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best that I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little boy said, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's still one parachute left for you. Either "the chosen one" or "the war hero" took my backpack.".

I'm guessing HRC grab that backpack which represented her campaign.
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Advanced Mathematics at the school for the “gifted”
I do admire that super human level of confidence though.
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lol

This is some North Korea "Dear Leader" level of forced fellatio. Do you really buy this?!

Lets make this clear: No one in that plane will give up that chute, ESPECIALLY Trump. This is delusion on an epically stupid scale. Bravo!

wow... this really made my day. Literally every conversation I will have for the rest of the day will be infinitely more intelligent than this.
Someone took the joke too seriously...
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      07-25-2018, 09:20 AM   #2170
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      07-25-2018, 09:54 AM   #2171
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I get 100% of final opinion on trump not from Fox, CNN or AP. It call comes ultimately direction from his personal tweets, actions and words.

He is a lier, and his supporters seem to be ok with being lied to over and over and over again. Forget reality and join trumps alternate reality.
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I thought this was a meme thread not an opinion thread...

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I get 100% of final opinion on trump not from Fox, CNN or AP. It call comes ultimately direction from his personal tweets, actions and words.

He is a lier, and his supporters seem to be ok with being lied to over and over and over again. Forget reality and join trumps alternate reality.
Practically this.

cult | kəlt |
noun
a system of religious veneration and devotion directed toward a particular figure or object: the cult of St. Olaf.
• a relatively small group of people having religious beliefs or practices regarded by others as strange or sinister:
• a misplaced or excessive admiration for a particular person or thing: a cult of personality surrounding the leaders.
• [usually as modifier] a person or thing that is popular or fashionable, especially among a particular section of society: a cult film.
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I thought this was a meme thread not an opinion thread...

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• a humorous image, video, piece of text, etc., that is copied (often with slight variations) and spread rapidly by Internet users.

Memes are a form of opinion, just as yours is.
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Already done on another meme. But still funny!
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