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      08-14-2018, 07:46 PM   #1123
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      08-14-2018, 08:02 PM   #1124
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After the show? Went to bed - it was nearly midnight and we flew out the next morning. And we're old.


We went to Niagara Falls on Friday and went to a wildlife "safari" refuge in Hamilton on Sat before the show. Momofuku and cocktails was Friday night.
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      08-14-2018, 10:00 PM   #1126
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      08-15-2018, 08:07 AM   #1127
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My Hellcat is now my daily driver. Yes, it will even be driven in snow & salt. The horror! #totaled
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      08-15-2018, 08:08 AM   #1128
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      08-15-2018, 09:16 AM   #1129
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Nah, he's not going to come to your house anymore. He'll be fine.


BTW, I finally got to take out the Benelli Supernova and run a box through it - very nice. Pump wasn't as smooth as my buddy's Remington, but I think that's just because I haven't broken it in yet. This was its first box since new.

I'll probably have to break it down and clean, lube again too, just because new.
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I'm ok with going out in a Hellcat, but I doubt it. I have snow tires.
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      08-15-2018, 10:06 AM   #1131
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My Hellcat is now my daily driver. Yes, it will even be driven in snow & salt. The horror! #totaled
Good man. Cars are meant to be driven.
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      08-19-2018, 12:03 AM   #1132
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I once peed inside my wife. I don't know how the hell it happened. I don't have bladder problems. It wasn't a lot. Not like when you stand over a urinal and keep going. She stroked me and held me tight as she thought I had climaxed a second time!

To this day I haven't had the balls to tell her.
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I once peed inside my wife. I don't know how the hell it happened. I don't have bladder problems. It wasn't a lot. Not like when you stand over a urinal and keep going. She stroked me and held me tight as she thought I had climaxed a second time!

To this day I haven't had the balls to tell her.
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How did you know you peed? I must admit I have wondered about this at times...
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      08-19-2018, 10:00 AM   #1135
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      08-19-2018, 11:55 AM   #1136
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All I know is it was a couple of squirts and it was not semen. She was squatting me hard and hit my bladder hard I think.
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People pay good money to see this on glass tables. Never quite understood all of that but each to their own.
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      08-23-2018, 08:16 PM   #1138
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I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.
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      08-23-2018, 09:11 PM   #1139
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I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.
I'm intrigued. How did this joyride end?
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      08-23-2018, 10:25 PM   #1140
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did your sister borrow the car, or "borrow" the car?
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      08-23-2018, 11:30 PM   #1141
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did your sister borrow the car, or "borrow" the car?
Borrowed it from the back seat.

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      08-25-2018, 08:47 PM   #1142
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I once drove a police car without a driver's license and I was not a police. My sister borrowed the car to teach me how to drive. After practicing on a parking lot, she said: now turn right, get on the main road. So I did. It was fun.
I'm intrigued. How did this joyride end?
At the station
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      09-17-2018, 05:20 PM   #1143
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      09-28-2018, 11:19 PM   #1144
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I'm turning in a leased car tomorrow, so I'm out past midnight driving around so it hits exactly 30k miles when I turn it in

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