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07-20-2016, 02:26 PM | #34805 |
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I had a guy come up to me while I was eating a red velvet cupcake and simply say "your cupcake is red." Who needs witty opening lines when you can make dull observations? To his credit, he was not deterred when I told him that it was red because the flavor was human blood.
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07-20-2016, 02:28 PM | #34806 | |
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07-20-2016, 02:33 PM | #34807 | |
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Some things, you can't forget.
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07-20-2016, 02:39 PM | #34809 |
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*drunk guy at a lounge in Manhattan falling over on me* you wanna know where I work?
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07-20-2016, 02:40 PM | #34810 | |
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Once, I had a guy hit my car at a gas station so he could get my number then sent "I'm sorry" flowers the next day. I guess it worked. I ended up dating him. Not sure why he couldn't just ask?
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07-20-2016, 02:42 PM | #34811 |
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Everyone thinks I am Mexican... I have people come up to me all the time and just rattle off. When I tell them I don't speak Spanish, they look at me and say something about how it's a shame and I'm disrespecting my heritage. Not all small brownish people are Mexican!
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07-20-2016, 02:44 PM | #34812 | |
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07-20-2016, 02:45 PM | #34813 |
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I'm not sure if I would find that sweet, or if I'd bitchslap him for so casually disrespecting my vehicle.
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07-20-2016, 02:45 PM | #34814 | |
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07-20-2016, 02:46 PM | #34815 | |
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07-20-2016, 02:46 PM | #34816 | |
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07-20-2016, 02:46 PM | #34817 |
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Is that why you responded so quickly?
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07-20-2016, 02:47 PM | #34818 |
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you dont look spanish at all
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07-20-2016, 02:49 PM | #34819 | |
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07-20-2016, 02:50 PM | #34820 |
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Desperation would be my guess. Last edited by Banana Hammock; 07-20-2016 at 03:20 PM.. |
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07-20-2016, 02:51 PM | #34821 |
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07-20-2016, 02:52 PM | #34822 |
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07-20-2016, 02:53 PM | #34823 | |
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its typical behavior of "some" spanish men, to see if woman is into latinos.. |
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07-20-2016, 02:55 PM | #34824 | |
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But maybe.
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07-20-2016, 02:57 PM | #34825 | |
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07-20-2016, 02:59 PM | #34826 |
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The amount of cat calling that goes on in NYC is disgusting. I agree that the women there are beautiful...but yelling some perverted pickup line from across the street, and then calling the girl a fucking bitch for telling them to fuck off isn't going to get them shit.
Plus, there are usually kids around where I live.
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