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      07-27-2016, 12:48 PM   #36059
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      07-27-2016, 12:49 PM   #36060
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Would be sexy if manual.
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      07-27-2016, 12:50 PM   #36061
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Would be sexy if manual.
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That is so not sexy. She obviously doesn't use a computer.
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      07-27-2016, 12:50 PM   #36062
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That is so not sexy. She obviously doesn't use a computer.
Agreed. Nails that long are
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      07-27-2016, 12:51 PM   #36063
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Would be sexy if manual.
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That is so not sexy. She obviously doesn't use a computer.
You can type with nails that length.
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      07-27-2016, 12:53 PM   #36064
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Better! But I feel like I would get stabbed with those nails.
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That is so not sexy. She obviously doesn't use a computer.
It's ok. My future wife doesn't have to use a computer.
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      07-27-2016, 12:54 PM   #36065
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You can type with nails that length.
But the underside is like a petrie dish that failed a strep swab... *shudder*
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      07-27-2016, 01:21 PM   #36068
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You like girls that drive autos so they can't show you up in a three pedal car.
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      07-27-2016, 01:33 PM   #36069
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You like girls that drive autos so they can't show you up in a three pedal car.
I like automatic so I can't get domestic abuse complaints from black eyes during road head shifting.
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I like automatic so I can't get domestic abuse complaints from black eyes during road head shifting.
Valid point. Road head is a no go with a manual.
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Just got an email from my cousin living in the middle of nowhere in Ecuador. She's the only one in the village with an oven. She made muffins and gave some to a neighbour, an old man who has never had baked goods before. Well, afterwards, she found out he didn't know how to eat it and he ate the paper
Be glad that she wouldnt got burnt up as a witch
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      07-27-2016, 02:09 PM   #36072
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Enough on the nails chatter for Christ's sake... not mine.

Now, a heel to the nuts is more where I am at... but not my jewels

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Valid point. Road head is a no go with a manual.
Didn't think it was feasible as well - my girl proved me wrong...

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Didn't think it was feasible as well - my girl proved me wrong...

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Well, you were the one that caused the deflating... If you would've quit leg humping her, she wouldn't have lost air? :

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