Will it ....?

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by hollysmac

Will it get a non moving violation on the US 90 near Syracuse for "improper use of speedometer" because the very nice state trouper said " It's such nice car I didn't want your insurance to go up".

Thank you officer

was it a tall-ish lanky cop with brown hair named Steve near Liverpool by any chance?

He pulled me over two years ago and gave me a failure to obey a sign...and then held me on the side of the road talking about my car and looking under the hood for 10 minutes




Will it let you set the cruise control above 125? no...no it wont

[Artemis]

Originally Posted by BrokenVert

was it a tall-ish lanky cop with brown hair named Steve near Liverpool by any chance?
He pulled me over two years ago and gave me a failure to obey a sign...and then held me on the side of the road talking about my car and looking under the hood for 10 minutes
Will it let you set the cruise control above 125? no...no it wont

Or escape in a creative way when they say "don't even think about it":

[BrokenVert]

Originally Posted by Artemis

Or escape in a creative way when they say "don't even think about it":

lol how does that only have 7 views?

[Artemis]

Will it humble a 335i cab driver and his GF (who had been tailgating my 1M and revving in the left lane - to no avail, as I was in a cruising mood), by deliberately NOT moving an inch for a second or so once the traffic light goes green ? Yes, it will !

As expected, once the green light showed, the nervous 335i sped away with screeching tires in the left lane ...albeit alone. No prizes to win. I slowly accelerated. No idea what the other drivers behind me were thinking when witnessing the scene, but if that obvious dragrace attempt was supposed to be a 'class act', then the first two letters just had been subtly struck out.

Next traffic-lights the 335i is halted again before the red light. A bit of an embarrassing re-meet. Approach at a tantalizing slow pace, parking side by side again, waiting for the lights to turn green again. Briefly exchanged a sheepish "je ne sais quoi" grin. Green light. This time the 335i apparently had become an obedient puppy (or maybe had given up, thinking that I was chicken anyways), no wild take-off, but nicely following the 1M at cruising speed down the big lanes.

...And then, after a mile or so, on a nice straight stretch, ///M mode, you quickly shift from 3rd to 2nd gear, 3500rpm and pedal to the metal. The End.

[CarJunkie]

Wait for it . . . . wait for it . . . .

Originally Posted by Artemis

...And then, after a mile or so, on a nice straight stretch, ///M mode, you quickly shift from 3rd to 2nd gear, 3500rpm and pedal to the metal. Attachment 748081 The End.

Happy ending!!!

[jnm]

Will it get you all kinds of kudos and looks of appreciation (and cred) from the people working at the BMW Welt (and factory tour) when you tell them you have a 1M? (I even felt a hit of jealousy I think )

Yes it will !!!

[Dee Pee]

Will it put a sh*t-eating grin on my face when I see one of the few BSM's delivered to Portland rolling alongside me in random traffic today? Yup.

Dunno if you're on the board buddy, but the car looks good. I was wondering who took "1M" from the customized plates in OR.

[firechicken99]

lol this thread!

[domani 1m]

Will it make her drop it low?

[Artemis]

Originally Posted by domani 1m

Will it make her drop it low?

Then again, when going limbo, there is still the 45° angle approach.

OK:

Not OK:

[domani 1m]

Originally Posted by Artemis

Then again, when going limbo, there is still the 45 angle approach.

OK:

Not OK:

Fair enough lol