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      11-20-2019, 10:00 PM   #10517
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      11-21-2019, 01:44 PM   #10524
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It's bad when you have the WHOLE room laughing at you when you say something like this. Also after the laughter had settled he said something like "What? I would!" Totally went over his head.
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well, I mean they wouldn't be totally without reason... ;P

"North Carolina Republican operative charged in election fraud scheme"

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well, I mean they wouldn't be totally without reason... ;P

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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am President Obama and I am the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and jumped.
The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I was the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to perish." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I was the U.S. Secretary of State, and I had to endure sniper fire in Bosnia, so that makes me a war hero. I'm too important to die!" So she grabbed the third parachute and jumped.
The fourth passenger, President Donald J. Trump, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best that I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little boy replied, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's still one parachute left for you. Either 'the chosen one' or 'the war hero' took my backpack."
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^^^ That joke is so old that I remember it with a hippie and Henry Kissinger (the smartest man in the world) jumping with the hippies' backpack....
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.
The first passenger said, "I am President Obama and I am the chosen one. The world needs me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first parachute and jumped.
The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, "I was the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia's people don't want me to perish." She took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane.
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The fourth passenger, President Donald J. Trump, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolboy, "I have lived a full life, and served my country the best that I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute."
The little boy replied, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's still one parachute left for you. Either 'the chosen one' or 'the war hero' took my backpack."

The truly funny part is imagining trump doing anything altruistic for anyone! . "served my country the best that I could..." BONE SPURS!!!!!!
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The truly funny part is imagining trump doing anything altruistic for anyone! . "served my country the best that I could..." BONE SPURS!!!!!!
Trump is going to win in a landslide because a majority of people see through to attacks, look at the results, see Trump for what he is, see the Democrats for what they are, and on balance, will prefer Trump. That's my prediction anyway...but I suppose predictions are like a$$holes.
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